the water not even boilingš
Ya wcw
This man is a legend
Oh my goodness, look at how cute this picture of Hao is!
Waitā¦
Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they donāt seem to move.
You stare up at them.
They blink.
I did it, itās gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.
what are these āshower thoughtsā everybodyās talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall
Bang chan: Changbin is late, again
Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending itās 11
Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon
Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am
Felix: weāve overdone it
[Changbin bursts into the room]
Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!
baby: [is crying]
Chan: *awkwardly picks up baby* itās okay... youāll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older
jeongin:
Jeongin: hyung are you ok
Johnny: [holding Leon] what does Ten feed you to grow this big?
Johnny: [snickering] Taeil should have some
Taeil, in the distance: SHUT UP
Yeji: Please say words of encouragement to me so I donāt murder someone right now.
Yuna: Thereās no Wi-Fi in prison.
Yeji: [nods] Thank you.
Minho: Chan do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Chan: No
Felix: I do
Minho: I know Felix
Felix: Iām sad
Minho: I know Felix
be horrified, definitely
Who is your main in smash?
King Dedede and Min min
Ten:[holding his newborn baby] she is so beautiful
Doctor: Weāre going to have to give her some shots
Ten: Oh hell yea pour her up itās her fucking BIRTHDAY
Yeosang: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
San: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Yunho: Tackle him.
Wooyoung: Dump him.
Jongho: Kick him in the shin.
Mingi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
Yeosang: I donāt dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Yeosang: I want to look so good that you hate yourself.
Felix: My hand toes hurt :(
Chan: Your WHAT
Felix: Hand toes? Whatās the Korean word for it?
Seungmin: *wheezing intensifies*
help plsš
Wooyoung: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!
Wooyoung: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Yeosang: Uh...
Yunho: Heās trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Wooyoung: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Mingi: *crying* itās working
Felix: I have a Black Belt.
Seungmin: In karate?
Felix: From Gucci
Chan: I need to get laid
Chan: To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend
Changbin, leaving the room: Thatās it! Iām not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Minho: Mars is not a planet.
Changbin: How the hell is Mars not a planet?!
YOU TOOK THE IDEA FROM ME I LITERALLY TOLD IT TO YOU SO STOP LYING YOU 6 PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY
Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!
Kai: no
Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.
Taehyun: word*
Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heavenās front door.
I HAD THE IDEA FIRST YOU TWINK
Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!
Kai: no
Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.
Taehyun: word*
Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heavenās front door.
Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!
Kai: no
Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.
Taehyun: word*
Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heavenās front door.
Taehyun: Iām not insulting you, Iām just describing you!
Kai:
Puppers for days! @softlyjiminie @nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice @sokka-with-his-hair-down @maplebars @maatryoshkaa @skzquotes
Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.
I didnāt realise how much 2 million was and i couldnāt take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.
Heās convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Letās prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre itās left in the dust.
You donāt have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so letās make him suffer with it!!
Iām counting on you!!!
Remember itās 2,000,000!
Dum Dum or Rambler.
Rambler if Iām playing with friends, Dum Dum if itās a random lobby.
uH Oh I fell into the Among Us hype. I started playing this game a few weeks ago and now Iām HOOKED. These are the types of Imposters Iāve noticed while playing with friends or watching gameplays so if Iām āmissingā any itās just because I have yet to encounter them š©Ā Among Us wallpapers will be available on my Patreon for the Mmmm Yessss tier!
yo if youāre a cis girl or afab and femme presenting and youād be comfortable with having a trans girl roommate, please reblog this. i just need reinforcement that there are girls out there who wouldnāt be disgusted by a girl like me.