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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

Tagged by: Dot - hope you've been doing well lately :]

Last Song: In too deep by Sum41

Favourite color: I like many; probably cornflower blue, yellow or dark/muted green?

Last book: Der Fuchs von Aramir (I just think it's easier to read teen books because they are fun)

Last TV show: probably Star Trek or The Witcher (2001). I haven't been able to watch much lately.

Last Movie: Deadpool vs Wolverine

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Savoury and Spicy (°ω°)

Relationship Status: Single

Last thing I googled: moonshine

(A video mentioned it and I didn't know what it was)

Current obsession: Deadpool and Wolverine, ORV, Marine Biology

Looking forward to: Having an entire evening to play games tomorrow

Taglist (no pressure, I'd just like to get to know some people/make new friends):

@powerofthefirstorder

@gravesidepickup

@elythegardeningbard

ten people i'd like to get to know better

tagged by: @megkuna thanks <333

last song: the phantom of the opera

favorite color: muted green

last book: uhhhhhh oh man i really need to start reading books

last movie: phantom of the opera which i watched with a friend

last tv show: the original star trek which i also watched with a friend

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet, i love sugar too much

relationship status: single and not looking, i'd rather just have more friends

last thing i googled: "how to know if skincare routine is too harsh" my pimples hurt in a Different way now :(

current obsession: probably still mob psycho 100 but it's not what it used to be. yay depression

looking forward to: when my family finally moves into the new house

tagging: @scarecloud69 @disorganised-thoughtss @daneonrainbow @lawful-goof @officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @vychodocech @umkayonninay @mocha-blossom @spageddy29 no pressure though <3

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

yeah

Thanks for the tag :]

I'm tagging @bringbackmaes14 , @deadclaws-world-domination and @wadewnstonwilson !! So pressure at all, I just think you'd have fun with this.

“You’re just a kid!”

Oh boy, your origin story started in high school. Your movie has the vibe of Ms Marvel & Spider-Man Homecoming, likely mixed with animation sequences. It’s bright and colourful, but has some pretty heavy plot elements. You likely had to grow up quickly. Your movie likely revolves around you coming to terms with your powers, your past and the possible futures you could lead. It’s focus is you choosing which path you want to take next, whether you can let go of the past that haunts you. You probably have a cameo from Tony Stark or Clint Barton, maybe even Carol Denvers - someone who will try to steer you in the right direction but will also be very ‘listen kid’ about it. It would be a mix of comedy and drama, probably wouldn’t link to the overarching MCU story.

Another quiz/tag game for ya’ll!

What type of origin story would you have in the MCU? (What’s the plot, the themes, the cameos…)

Take this quiz here!

Reblog with your results! And feel free to also make your character on picrew based on your result! 💚

My result: “Your quest for power is blinding you.”

Your origin story is complex. You’re not bad, but you’re definitely leaning towards going that way and possibly becoming a future villain. Your backstory isn’t fully revealed until towards the end of your movie, keeping the audience in a purgatory of sorts in whether they should root for you or not, but as soon as the reason for your quest is revealed, oh they are rooting for you hard. You’re likely misunderstood and guarded, maybe even putting on a front for others. By the end of the movie, your character will realise that their quest for power is futile and would only lead to more pain. But you gain knowledge and experience along the way. Your movie style will be a mix of Multiverse of Madness and Agatha All Along. Your cameo would likely be Doctor Strange or Loki.

No pressure tags: @azula-karai-27 @bbyboybucket @forevertrueblue @loki-hargreeves @nostalgia-tblr (if you want to be removed let me know💚 and ofc anyone can join in)

Worstie!Logan is so precious to me.

Just look at him...

Precious baby ( ≧∀≦)ノ

Well, he's certainly trying

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

Look at this new Wolverine design!!!

He is soo pretty (*≧∀≦*)

I just wonder what he did to make them muzzle him...

oral fixation

By god those grey hairs will kill me. And really, I didn't think the red/black combo would work like this. It's kind of giving winter soldier vibes (especially with that star) but I am here for it.

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

There is a possibility that we could be getting a domestic poolverine movie! Who else cheered??

petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

🫂

reblog to sign the petition

*Wade and Logan visiting the X-Men*

Logan: *starts doing the kneading thing cats do, yes, claws included*

Wade immediately, grinning like a bastard: Aww, look at the little kitty! Are you feeling comfortable?

Logan: *glaring* I am not a cat

Cue all of the X-Men compiling a list of reasons as to why Logan is similar to a cat.

His hair looks like little cat ears - Scott

I mean, he does like sunbeams - Jean

He often behaves like cat, growling at people he does not like - Collossus

If he starts purring, I’m out - Laura

And many more..

Logan doesn't know of he should feel insulted or not. He decides to go pout in some hidden corner, but Wade keeps finding and distracting him; he can't stay mad at them for long.

“yeehaw” says dumbassly (dp&w and cowboys have taken over my whole brain i fear)

deadpool and wolverine but make it circa 1878

Fuuuck

Please God whyyyy

I mean, October 22nd is already a long time to wait, but November 8th??

Anyways:

Yes, I am financially irresponsible enough to buy both.

Pls reblog this picture I drew I’m trying to become famous

Logan gets soon possessive over Wade's attention. He likes to act all unbothered, but the second Wade turns his attention to someone else, he glares at them and starts to pout.

Wade is always cracking jokes with everyone, but he's just a bit closer to Logan - saving the world together will do that to a guy - so he's a bit sweeter all around. Logan quickly realizes he wants nothing more than to be the centre of this guy's universe. I mean, he kind of is, seeing as he replaced the old anchor being, but that still isn't enough.

And like, at first, Logan can't even place the feeling. He thinks he either ate something wrong or just got annoyed at the lack of privacy but the second Wade tries to leave he gets all huffy like a ct who can't understand they can't be on your lap for 15 hours straight.

He also does everything to keep Wade from leaving. If that means he needs to start a fight with the merc or drag him to plans they have made (they haven't). He will do anything to keep Wade close.

It is October 1st, 00:38 in the morning. You feel it... It is spooky season.

I have no self control...

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t have a dollar, I’d be broke but rich in irony.

Fuck.

I love them so much wtf 😭

Look for anything (or anyone) that could be familiar

For part two:

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🔁 70 reblogs

Reblog with the hashtag:

🔼 for Ingo to find Emmet

🔽 for Emmet to find Ingo

So insane about the fact that the Deadpool steelbook had a bunch of Logans and the Wolverine one has a bunch of Deadpools, but they are standing next to each other anyways

I mean look at them.

Also I think it's funny how you don't see any dradpool more than twice but then there is mafia logan chilling there 4 times, we see you Wade

So insane about the fact that the Deadpool steelbook had a bunch of Logans and the Wolverine one has a bunch of Deadpools, but they are standing next to each other anyways

I mean look at them.

Also I think it's funny how you don't see any dradpool more than twice but then there is mafia logan chilling there 4 times, we see you Wade

TUMBLR PLEASE

I know I shouldn't find this so funny but it's fuckin 3 am and my humor has been lost

This please. They are probably aro ace anyways, I just want to befriend the weird little guy with very concerning hyperfixations

when i say i want a valdemar route i don’t mean i want to seduce the ancient demon. i mean i want a route where the mc is just weirdly friendly with valdemar and they jus go “??????” the whole time

살림살이 개박살메이드

Rest in Peace Dame Maggie Smith,

You were a great person and actor.

Firsr Richard Harris.

Then Alan Rickman.

Then Michael Gambon.

Now Maggie Smith.

I am NOT okay with the order being Dumbledore, Severus, McGonagall.

I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE SAD FANARTS OF THE PLATINUM TRIO, IF ANY OF Y'ALL MAKE ME CRY MORE THEN I ALREADY DID ISTG—

What the fuck are those names???

Fuckin 'DADDY'S IN LOVE' ??

Is this like, Logan telling Laura he and Wade eloped the night they moved in together or something?

I. BEG. YOU. FINEST. FUCKING. PARDON.

It’s September 26, and you know what that means… Tom Bombadil Day! 🎉 On this day of their quest, Tolkien’s Hobbits met the mysterious, whimsical, nature-loving Tom Bombadil. 😎

Touch-starved Logan x I have made it my personal mission to invade every bit of personal space you will ever have in you life Wade