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I love the general consensus that Logan is a grumpy cat Wade pulled from a random.dumpster because it is such a good analogy.

Logan acts a lot like a cat and we all agree on that but the comparison between his universe and a dumpster is just *mwah* chef's kiss.

In his universe, Logan is at the bottom of society, a fallen hero ostracised by the people he used to protect (dumpster) and then one day Wade came and took him away, rescued him from the things that were opressing him. In this universe there is nobody that will call him a friend killer or make him responsible for the death of the X-Men because jere it didn't happen.

Of course it's a bit of a mind fuck but Holy shit. Logan's just been handed an entirely new chance at life...

Kloppi update y'all!!

He's got actual eyes and one (1) ear :D

Kloppi origin:

In art class, we were tasked by our teacher to create a heat that is a mix of human and an animal we drew from a bunch of little pieces of paper (the animal was written on the paper)

If anyone can guess what he is supposed to be I'll be really happy

Everyone always talks about Logan being protective over Wade - and sure, I love that too - but have we ever thought about protective Wade?

Someone insults Logan and Wade is at their throat immediately forcing them to apologise.

Logan gets hurt by someone (outside of a fight) and yes, Wade knows he can regenerate at a really fast rate, but he doesn't care. Logan gets a kiss on the head and a cartoon band-aid for his wound.

If he gets hurt emotionally (or just if Wade wants to) he will pick Logan up and carry him to any kind of cozy spot close to them, plop down and hug Logan till both of them feel better about it.

Jean/Scott/some X-Men that reminds Logan of his own universe: *tries to talk to Logan*

Wade: *carrying Logan away* Nuh uh.

Logan, not understanding how Wade can even pick him up: Fuck you mean Nuh uh !?

Look at them!!!

It's so sad that these are two different steelbooks and not one front and back.

Or posters - that would be cool too.

I might actually make the financially irresponsible decision to buy one for myself but I can't decide which one I would get :(

Waiting for October...

I'm trying to get the motivation to torture myself through gomens season 2 and just looked at the episode description....

Tell me why the German translation for Aziraphale is Erziraphael and why that sounds so funny

In general, I've just noticed the differences between German and English good omens.

Like, what are those voices?? Erziraphael saying okay during thenflaming sword scene????

Saving this for future reference

helloo..ya´ll seemed to like my last text post so I am back! with

A comprehensive list of all the cute lil ways Wade addresses HIS Logan (again, in order of appearance)

Peanut

Thirsty little honeybadger (arent´cha)

one anchor being (coming right up)

this sack of nuts

Peanut

you ape

you backstabbing son of a bitch

(I have) the wolverine

your majesty

Big yellow

my friend here

my boy (is WICKED strong)

thats my big boy

Mijo

Angelbaby

(owww) you fuck

(AH!) you dirty bitch

needle dick

Logan

Doctor Wolverine

(OH C´MOOON!) Mr. PG-thirteen except the last one

You insensitive son of a bitch

The BEST wolverine

Peanut

you preening slut

logan...

aaand.... wolverine/logan in general

Log

peanut

Hugh

Logan? LOGAN?!?!

The guy with FORKS for hands?!

This hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt

logan!

hairy little rettin?

little guy

comic accurate short king

cute witle wolvie

anchor being

PATCH!

the whole goddman package right there

the cavil-rine

sir (as in no, sir)

THE X-man

Logan 100% gets jealous of Mary Puppins.

Wade always showers her with compliments, kisses her little head and lets her climb on his lap. The merc will do everything and more for that little dog and Logan wants all that attention for himself.

At first, he can't really identify the feeling as jealousy, so he just ignores the feeling and then one day, it hits him. Wade has just started his usual shtick of coddling Dogpool and is letting her slobber all over his face and Logan realises that he has never wanted to be a dog more than right this moment.

Someone save me from the God damned dragon

Poor wolvie

I just found out my favourite otome game (that I have been searching for a few years and which had been my comfort game for years before that) is not operating anymore

Wade: *struggling to carry the groceries up the stairs* (he packed the bags too full and stuff keeps falling out)

Logan: Need a hand bub?

Wade: *joking* You could carry me over the threshold

Logan: Sure. *picks him up bridal style and carries Wade up the stairs and into their flat*

Wade:

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

Different responses to: "Bite me"

Logan: *scoffing* You wish

Laura: *shows teeth*

Wade: *bites*

The yellow and white box working together for once and showing Wade this after Logan agrees to staying with him

being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

Whenever Wade shows up, Logan does the little mrrp thing cats do when they see things they like.

He tries to do it all quietly, but at some point, people start noticing and calling him out on it.

Logan: *Pupils blown wide, full attention on Wade, 5 seconds away from purring*

Laura: You're in love with Wade aren't you?

Logan: *blushing* No.

I think Wade Wilson is way more intelligent than people give him credit for. Or, another character essay no one asked for :

This will be based both on comics and movies. Also, spoilers for Deadpool and Wolverine.

I think it's often said that Wade doesn't know how to read situations, as he often acts inappropriately during them. He doesn't seem to sense the mood of the person he's talking to, angering them more often than not, and he doesn't really care about watching his mouth around children, etc. There are tons of examples of Wade being 'stupid', and 'immature', blah blah blah. But I don't think that's quite true.

Wade has also numerous moments where he perfectly reads a situation. He is extremely aware of how others may perceive his scars, he figured Negasonic Teenage Warhead pretty easily during the first movie (when talking about sarcastic comments or whatever, if I remember correctly). He knows how people act and think, and he definitely knows how to assess a situation. When he got Johnny Storm killed, he knew what he was doing. He was into a dangerous situations, just having been kidnapped and he couldn't fight, not even knowing how strong and what powers Cassandra Nova had. But by turning her against Johnny, not only was he able to assess her, but also prove that he wasn't here to cause her trouble. It was a cruel and ruthless action, but it was smart nonetheless.

Besides, people often forgets very important facts about his skills. Wade is an extremely good fighter, and that's partially due to the fact that he's a master at almost every martial arts. He knows a bunch of them, and he is capable of practicing them with impeccable form. He's also a master at espionage, infiltrations, cover missions, etc. He knows how to handle a lot of different weapons, and he is canonically one of the best fighters in the entire Marvel Universe. All of those skills require a certain level of intelligence. Fighting demands to remember the different styles and techniques, as well as enough practice to switch between them easily. Espionage, infiltration, and cover missions demand someone who is capable of discretion and and ability to judge a situation, notice details that no one else would and invent on the spot creative ways to do things. All in all, he has to be extremely smart to be able to do all of that. That's also without counting the fact that he knows how to speak fluently five different languages.

With all of these proofs, it's impossible to say that Wade is dumb. But why does he acts like it?

There is no official answer as to why Wade is this way. The most you can get is that he is extremely mentally unstable. This is the result of both a bad childhood and very traumatizing experiences as a superhero. It is said he was already mentally unstable during his childhood, so I'm inclined to believe that it also has something to do with his brain in general.

What I personally believe is that Wade is someone who gets bored extremely easily. He has ADHD (not really official in the movies, but canon in the comics), and he always seems to jump from one topic to the other. His mind is often considered a mess, and he himself sometimes has trouble keeping up with it. I think that someone like him has to be stimulated at all times, because boredom is definitely the worst thing that could happen to him. Even in the last movie, he seemed to hate his job because of how boring it was, not hesitating to go back into action and becoming more and more himself again as he just do exciting things. He has always been like this, even before he got his regenerating factor. When he did his job, he wasn't always careful and often loud-mouthed. It didn't interest him to just kill people, he wanted a fight. He wanted a back and forth, a sort of game. He needs to feel in danger, needs the thrill of it.

But then he gets his mutation. Suddenly, he can't die, he can't be seriously hurt, nothing has any real consequences. And so the games became boring. What is the point of putting himself in dangerous situations if he's never really in danger? How boring it is to do a job where you're perfectly safe? The only kind of thrill he can find anymore is by having the back and forth verbally. That's when it has consequences, and people actually able to surprise him, to beat him even. Attacking by talking his is one way to not feel bored. He surprises, he shocks, he annoys, but it's always different. Even during the last movie, when he was with Logan, he clearly said they didn't need to fight, yet he couldn't stop edging him verbally, always finding ways to push his buttons.

Wade is a very bored person, with a great understanding of where the limits are. And because he's so good at finding the limits, he's even better at crossing them willingly, sometimes at the expanse of the people he loves, because he can't be bored.

(I also like the interpretation of him just needing to be at the centre of attention, but I think it's a bit more classical and has already been done and re-done. So, this one is a bit trickier and way funnier for me.)

Can we talk about the fact that Deadpool is supposed to be one of the strongest character in the entire Marvel Universe?

Cause yes, for those who may not know, Wade is canonically one of the strongest character in the Marvel Universe. And why is that? Well, it is due to two things : being incredibly good at fighting, and always regenerating.

The first one seems obvious as to why that would make him extremely strong. He knows all about fighting techniques, has military experience and training, has been an accomplished mercenary for years, etc. He knows how fight. Besides, he knows multiple combat techniques and can easily switch between them, making him even more threatening.

And while the second point may seem obvious as to why it's an advantage, it is far more valuable to him than you can expect. The first advantage is obviously that he can't die. And can't be seriously injured. So he's basically unbeatable. Yeah, that's kind of a big advantage.

But it also includes other physical advantages. For example, it grants him a strength that is far superior to other people's strength. It's the same for stamina, balance, flexibility, dexterity, body control, speed, etc. That man knows how to fight, can't die, can't get severely and irreversibly injured, and he's enhanced?

And that's not all, there's more! Because of his regenerating factors, he can't be possessed of mind-controlled. Since his cells are constantly changing by dying and being renewed, his soul and mind are too inconsistent to be controlled. You can still attack him psychically, but it is extremely difficult to read his mind--even for a trained mind-reader--because of how messy and moving it is. Since it's so messy, it often confuses the mind-reader more than it helps them. Getting the right information out of his brain is near-impossible. A version of Charles Xavier even died upon entering his mind, if I'm not mistaken (I can be wrong about that, let me know if so!).

And because he's literally the best, there is still another advantage! Since his brain is so messy and constantly moving, changing, he is quite unpredictable. His opponents have an extremely hard time figuring him out, not helping by the fact that he acts dumber than he actually is. Trying to fight someone who is this good at fighting and always finds the move you didn't expect to come is quite difficult. And because he isn't just unpredictable to others but also to himself, there's no way of knowing for sure what he'll do next. If an enemy think they have figured out how he fights and what will be his strategy, he's gonna completely change it on a whim, and he himself won't see it coming!

So yeah, definitely one of the most skilled character in the entire Marvel Universe, and seeing him in an Avengers movie would be so fun.

(Also, this is very specific to Deadpool and Wolverine, but can we talk about how Cassandra Nova could somehow easily enter his brain, find the right memory and change it? So, either she is way better than what we thought, or Wade was doing particularly bad during this movie, maybe due to him just being out a slump/still feeling depressed and so his mind his less sharp than usual. What do you think?)

2024 poolverine: boyfriends, bffs, best bubs, soulmates

2011 poolverine: bffs, best bubs, the only two people that truly understand them

2001 poolverine: oh my god they hit the fucking pentagon

I fuckin love poolverine fanfic because there are 3 very distinct flavors:

1. They fuck

2. They make their own little family

3. Existential crisis

( and the secret 4th option: all of the above)

Y'know I used to think that Marvel would never come up with anything more romantic than "I love you in every universe" but then they just had to put out a movie with the premise "I don't give a fuck about every version of you. I don't even care if you're the worst one out of all of them. I want you, specifically, individually, as you are, forever." and I am falling apart again.

It was a wig??

Hugh jackman dropped a new dressing room pic and I’m

There’s so much going on here.

Valid, no comment.

Gotta set the vibe. I hope it’s pumpkin spice scented or something

OBSCENE AMOUNT OF BEARD/HAIR TRIMMERS. Like why so many???

No explanation needed but I’m living for the kitty ears

Men with tits

Logan's not alone. Not anymore. Not only he's found his multiversal soulmate but also the family of his dreams. He's cleansed, redeemed and restored for eternity.

Das ist Kloppi, er ist ok.

Hehe, shrimp pfp

Dandelion, by many names you're known,

Bane of lawns, yet beauty all your own,

From humble roots, you rise with strength and grace,

Golden crown upon your head, you embrace the suns warm face,

Defying odds, you claim your rightful place.

Playing Vampire's Fall and then suddenly:

A Witcher reference