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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

I want Jaskier to put Geralt on his lap and give him forehead kisses, they both deserve that

With the Ravenstag always popping up somewhere inconvenient for Will, I am 100% convinced that in multiple times during the series it looked somewhat like this:

And no, Will did not help it.

Day 108??:

Cat Hannibal gets the zoomies.

He wakes up at 3am, full of energy and ready to kill God.

Art!

Puff pastry with crumbles

Ingredients:

ready rolled Puff Pastry Sheet (found refidgerated mostly)

50g butter

1pck vanilla sugar

1/2 pck baking powder

4-5 tablespoons flour and sugar

Recipe:

Mix the butter, baking powder, vanilla sugar, flour and sugar together and knead it with your hands until it is no longer feeling 'wet' or buttery, add more sugar and flour if needed.

Roll out the ready made puff pastry and cut it into squares (don't separate, just cut it). Sprinkle the crumbles on the sheet of pastry.

Bake in the oven at 180°C convection/ air circulation mode ( ???, no idea what the correct translation is) for 15-20 minutes till slightly brown.

Enjoy!

Don't examine the colors on this one too closely, I am not that good yet

Where are they, I might go ask them myself-

Biggest regret of my trip to Austria was not asking this pub if they had Pon Farr Fridays.

Prisoners woes:

You are the monster that I see at night,

The thing that haunts me in my dreams.

You are a beast,

Living to consume,

The horrid and rude.

You live for extravagance,

And quiet secrets,

Hiding your evil deep within.

[VERSE 1]

In shadows cast by pale moonlight,

You emerge, a monster of the night,

A haunting presence in my dreams,

A beastly figure, or so it seems.

[VERSE 2]

You thrive on darkness, consuming all,

A voracious appetite, standing tall,

With horrid manners and rude demeanor,

Your existence, a dreadful arena.

[VERSE 3]

Within your heart, secrets reside,

Hidden depths where evil does hide,

Extravagance your sole desire,

Fueling the flames of your wicked fire.

[VERSE 4]

But fear not, for I will not cower,

Against your darkness, I'll find power,

For even monsters can be tamed,

By love and kindness, they can be reclaimed.

[VERSE 5]

So let us strive to see beyond,

The outer shell where darkness spawned,

And seek the good that lies within,

To banish the beast and let light win.

Day 78:

I saw cats

I have a purring loaf on my lap

Day 76:

Oh lawd he comin'

Scritch scritch

Day 76:

Oh lawd he comin'

Day 76:

Oh lawd he comin'

Day 76:

Found a shop, it was funny ig

I found a car called Bedelia.

To be honest, it has her type of vibes

My class had it's last day together before splitting up tomorrow. We had a really cool party. Even our homeroom teacher brought some alcohol for us (he is a real sweetheart).

I just noticed now but I will miss those a**holes, we always had fun together.

I had so much alcohol today

A cup and a half of cherry liquor,

One small bottle of chardonnay

One small bottle of Rotkäppchen sparkling wine

Half a glass gin

Half a glass vodke

Some Jack daniels

I don't even know how I am typing rn

My limbs feel like thy are not part of my body

That's normal tho

(apparently deleted) Day 70:

I am in Prague now. There are some pretty cool buildings and old churches

There are many shops as well, most are expensive though.

The many streets and alleys are surprisingly empty, only few cars or people in sight

Day 70: in Prague, the buildings are pretty

There are surprisingly not many cars or people.

Most places are rather cozy, some are expensive (900 Czech crowns for a small Tiramisu cake) but most are affordable.

There are some cool things to see here as well

Day 69 (hehe) of posting on this hellsite

Having a blast but I am still out of people to talk to. Any discord willing to accept me just send the link, I am starving for improper human conversation

Leaving for Prague tomorrow, I definitely both over and underpacked, I can feel it

THIS MAN

THIS GLORIOUS MAN

WALKING OF BOTH A TUMOR AND GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD

I start to notice that all of Mads' characters are just

✨built different✨

Ivan is just perfect chaotic neutral, I love him

Day 65:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Adams apple movie (2005)

Mads Mikkelsen is the most beautiful man I have seen

In this movie he acts like a psychiatrist too even though he isn't one.

It's really funny.

Watch the movie, he gaslights people

more catoodles

(by monica_monica315)

Day 60: There is a thunderstorm outside.

The sky is flashing so much, it needs a seizure warning and the thunder sounds like cannonballs.

I am afraid of dying. Our neighbors have a huge tree in their yard and in a strong storm it could break off and crush our roof.

I don't want to be crushed to death.

It's hailing outside too. Big ice balls, not yet big enough to Crack the windows but still making lots of noise.

We pulled all possible plugs. TV, Computer, Radios, even the coffee machine. They might get destroyed if lightning strikes.

I hate the noise that thunder makes. Thunderstorms, especially heat storms make me think of suffocating, burning and pressure.

Sometimes I just want to hide in a small nook with no bad noise or feeling.

I hear the wooden supports of our house making noise, it's horrible. I want to leave but outside is dangerous.

I don't know what to do.

I hate thunderstorms.

Day 55:

I was way to exhausted to post recently. Just full on passing out multiple times during the day.

Sick days don't suit me.

Day 51:

Had Dino nuggets at school today

Saxon style cabbage noodles:

Ingredients:

500g-1kg spirelli or fussilli noodles (depends on how much you want)

½ head of white cabbage

1 onion

Salami

ham cubes/bacon cubes

2-3 tsp paprika powder

1 tsp cumin

salt, pepper

Oil

Recipe:

Cut the cabbage into small strips and cook in salted water till mostly soft.

Cook the noodles till al dente. Cut the salami and the onion into cubes.

In a big pot, sear the onion, salami and ham and season it with the salt, pepper, cumin and paprika.

Add the cabbage and let it simmer on low heat for about 10 minutes - don't forget to stir!

Add the noodles and mix well, simmer for another 3-10 minutes till everything is properly cooked through/soft enough for you.

The food tastes best when it has had a few hours to steep, I recommend making it the say before you want to eat it (how I like it best) or at least 5 hours before consumption. You can reheat it in the pot and It'll taste even better.

Day 46:

From Tomorrow on I'll make food posts for almost an entire week straight.

On the menu are:

- cabbage noodles

- german potato dumplings with schnitzel

- mashed potatoes with chicken hearts

- vegetable rice with some type of meat (not decided yet)

- sugar-lemon salad

- potato gratin

- fries noodles

I am looking forward to everything!

-Val

Day 43: It's Motto-week, meaning my all classes in my year get to dress up.

Today's theme: Character from a Movie/Series

My costume: Giyuu Tomioka

On the pictures you can also see:

My friend wearing a Mary Poppins costume as well as a girl from a parallel class dressed up as Shinobu.

We had to take the chance for funny pictures

Day 41: Spaghetti carbonara!

Ingredients:

500g Spagetti

6 Eggs

Diced ham/ Bacon cubes/ preferred sausage(cubed)

Salt, pepper, nutmeg

Oil

Recipe:

Cook the Spagetti in slightly salted water till al dente (don't forget to stirr, add some oil so it doesn't stick as easily) . Sear the meat, add oil only if the meat is not fatty.

Separate the egg from the yolk and collect the yolk in a big bowl. Season the yolk with salt, pepper and a little (!) but of nutmeg and mix.

After the Spagetti has been cooked, wash with hot water and add it to the bowl and mix together.

You can add the meat before or after putting it on your plate. Serve it however you like.

I like to put olives on mine, specifically Spanish ones but you don't have to.

Day 40: I just watched some more star trek content and I have 4 things to say (mostly about Spock) .

1. Where is Spocks eyeshadow in the Kelvin Timeline and in SNW?

2. AOS's Uhura x Spock Was already bad but really, Nurse Chalpel??? SNW, you can do better.

Those two never had any chemistry and constantly setting Spock up with people even though he is VULCAN (making him go against his entire prerogative/ way of living) is not good.

It's my personal opinion but Spock never really showed interest in any person unless under the influence of drugs and I like him that way, don't use romance foe "plot" it just ruins the characters.

3. Damn the Le-matya look insanely cool, even if they are somewhat evil.

4. That one scene in TOS where Amanda casually reveals the fact that Spock had a living, breathing teddy bear as a pet when he was a child will never not be funny to me