These Tags Are So Funnyyyy

Reblogging to spread!

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

I feel called out right now

I think I might have the spreadsheet autism. I’m supposed to be writing a paper, but I ended up procrastinating by creating a spreadsheet detailing by how much each state’s minimum wage fails to support basic costs of living.

Cute!

Falin panics when her gf is sad

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

I kinda feel like the toddler might be strong in me. The most audacious shit could happen to me and I’d just be like, “welp. Guess this is life now”. But the randomest little thing happens and I am OVER IT. Fuck the world and everyone in it.

And then immediately after my breakdown I’m chill again!

That is indeed mighty convenient

That’s like the best reeese’s cup ever

Holy fuck, is he serious???

Well, the winds of Tumblr clearly knew where to send this!

I think society would be a lot better off if someone had given Ancient Greek philosophers weed instead of hemlock