Me Introducing Myself Like Hi I Romanticise Everything, Overthink Way Too Much, Live 85% Of My Life In

dude, i promise i’m not a vampire, i just don’t wanna be intrusive you know ?? so can u like invite me in ??

Plant Buying Guide

When buying succulents or houseplants from large chain stores like Lowe’s or Home Depot, be wary of product marketing schemes

Succulents:

Avoid any plant with glued on strawflowers (vibrant pink, red, orange or yellow plastic flower), most succulents and cactus take their sweet time blooming so don’t be fooled by the plant store’s cheap tricks 

Check to make sure the plant isn’t glued in! This goes for other houseplants too, if the rocks or gravel don’t move/you wouldn’t be able to get the plant out of the pot, don’t buy it. How will you even water it?

Don’t buy spray painted plants… DON’T BUY SPRAY PAINTED PLANTS. Super unhealthy for the plant and really tacky… No glitter either folks

Houseplants:

Check the soil and base of the plant for any kind of rot. If the soil seems really wet and parts of the plants feel squishy it’s probably not healthy..

Don’t buy Amaryllis dipped in wax… Seriously. Sure you “don’t have to water it!” but it’s also super unhealthy for the plant…

Always check the undersides of the leaves for any insect damage or any insects

If the plant just generally doesn’t look right (brown, discolored, yellowing middle) don’t buy it for full price, unless you have decent houseplant knowledge and know that the issue can be easily fixed

As always, happy plant hoarding!

yall

does anyone want to be my soulmate and marry me in a meadow with a bouquet of clover flowers and dandelions and the only guests are fireflies

the wedding colors are “who the hell cares” so wear whatever u want and i’ll wear a tux that matches. 

we can use ring pops for rings or we can use tacky plastic rings for children whichever one works for u

the void will officiate

our first dance will be to the sounds of cicadas. our second dance will be to mr brightside because it slaps.

How to know if

you're a cryptid

eyes

a lot of eyes

you're only up/active in the dark

rambled? thinking?

uncontrollable urge to bite things

nervous movements

(stimming)

weird,, typing////

general instability

deja vu

red & black

lots of "!!!" and "???"

you have fangs. or wings. or both. but nobody can see them.

seeing the same numbers everywhere

spacing out.

obsession with cryptids! that's you!

no appetite

i forgot to post these lmao

also that last one us based on @chronicler-of-legends fanfic! go check it out btw its a good read.

Musical Artist Deitisonas:

Andrew Hozier Byrne: God of Dreams and the Forest. King of the Druids.

Dodie Clark: Goddess of Monsters, Chaotic Good, Confetti, and Healing.

Florence Welch: Goddess of Dance, Women and Witchcraft. Queen of the Faeries.

Regina Spektor: Goddess of Madness, Color, and Strong Unexplainable Feelings.

David Bowie: Lord of the Stars and Planets. Traveler of the Universe. A shapeshifter.

He was human once, and never felt as if he truly belonged in the body of mankind. He was granted godliness after death. He’s everywhere in space at once, to this day, still traveling the endless universe forever more.

Whenever we see a comet trailing by, its him giving us a hello.

He keeps the planets in line, as well as the stars and meteors and nebulas, making sure nothing hurts his favorite planet. The planet that he owes so much to, despite the fact that it was never home.

Freddie Mercury: God of Love and Euphoria, Savior and Brother of the Oppressed. Charm-speaking abilities, possessing the most beautiful voice in all the cosmos.

Beyoncé: Goddess of the Sun.

Lana Del Rey: Goddess of Time and Forever.

CODY FERN | REEL TALKER

I just wanna be vaguely unsettling, not even scary or creepy, I just want people to look at me and feel like there's something A Little Bit Wrong but they don't know what then they tell the story of the slightly cryptid being to their friends later

my teeth hurt..a lot

so, I'll just casually be doing something trying to blend in, and my gums will get this extremely painful feeling...so I chew on bottle tops, pens, etc...anything I can get my hands on that'll stop the pain.