Latest Posts by therealstanfordpines - Page 2

Why do you have Bill as your banner? Doesn't it shine light to some not-so-great memories?

Infact, wouldn't it be clever to have the statue of Bill covered in moss as your banner? Both to reflect your accomplishments and to totally not start a moss shrine.

I feel as though a real reflection of my "accomplishments" would be no longer fearing his image. I spent so long letting myself be affected by him, that sometimes even now I forget that he has no power here.

I keep the image there, despite it not matching my blog's "aesthetic", because that's all it is to me. An image. And it can't hurt me. Perhaps someday in the future I'll change it, but for now I would rather keep that image.

This feels more like a Moss blog than a Ford blog at the moment

I love both so I’m not complaining :3

I'm certain I'll be back to posting normal things after the moss is gone. I must admit, I've grown a bit obsessed with it.

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.

hear me out: moss

The moss is asexual, so I will not hear you out. Unless this is an "it would be cool to hang out" hear me out. Then I would agree.

Thank you for this, cat that is somehow on Tumblr. The moss will spare you.

I apologize for misgendering Banica. I am not sure what she's from, nor do I know anything about it. As for Shinso, I did not say it was bad for you to like him. I simply am not comfortable rating a minor since I'm an adult.

Side note: cannibalism and kidnapping are hardly reasons to doubt how attractive someone may be.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

hear me out: the one piece. once it’s found. no clue what it is but why not?

Well, I do love a bit of mystery. I suppose I'll hear you out.

I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

This is beautiful.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

Deer moss expert,

How cna i get the moss to return somebdy I have lost? it ate my sibling Foremost. I mis them already.

First Anon

The moss doesn't care for your loss. Have you been feeding it properly?

Hear me out: Ford Pines

Your "hear me out" is a married man. I find that difficult to believe. Try again.

How would you recommend getting rid of zombie spiders? just out of curiosity and for no particular reason, of course.

Would a three part harmony work? And, side note, can you tell Mabel that I'm not the high part in that harmony?

A three part harmony only works for man-based zombies. For arachnids, you would need a drum quartet, seeing as spiders are more vibration-oriented than sound-oriented.

I would recommend having a hose handy, as they will explode. Everywhere.

the moss is my hair now. should i be concerned? it keeps telling me to water it.

That isn't concerning at all! I would recommend listening to it, however. I have found that is also enjoys the taste of shampoo. Perhaps try giving the moss in your hair shampoo and water?

Blaming you cause pictures of moss are now appearing on my for you

That sounds like a "you problem". Anyways, you have been mossed.

My biggest hear-me-out is Closet from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse

Considering their name is Closet, I do not have high hopes for this one. Let me look it up.

This thing? Your hear-me-out? That's simply not safe. I would explain why, but you don't deserve an explanation. I'm not hearing you out.

Rickrolling? I gave you a link to infinite knowledge. If that's how your mind perceived it, then you simply aren't ready for it.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

Ohhh, I know what this is about. You fell for it, didn't you? The secrets of the universe are too great for even you to handle.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

No matter who wins, we need art of these two kissing. Then art of the winner with Stan and the runner-up with Doofenshmirtz.

Oh my goodness. All the secrets of the universe explained. In just one video. Holy Axolotl. If you see this and don't share it, it's a crime. Even the moss is telling me I have to reblog this.

@dipper-m-pines are you seeing this?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

WOW , THIS VIDEO WAS SUCH AN ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE ! EVERYONE CLICK IT IT ' S AMAZING

patron saint of moss

The obvious answer. Spread the moss.

Wow. Only "Sonic the Hedgehog" would get mad about being told someone loves him.

I think... I love you.

UH , WHO IS THIS ? ONLY COWARDS ASK ANONYMOUSLY . AND THE ONLY PERSON I LOVE IS MY HUSBAND .

Also, if you’re married to McGucket, does that make you the First Lady? Seeing as McGucket is president and all

I suppose that would. But never refer to me that way.

What was your wedding like? Was waddles the flower girl?

Actually, Waddles was the ring bearer. Mabel and her two friends whose names escape me (as well as Pacifica, begrudgingly) were the flower girls. There were so many flower petals that Mabel still coughs some up occasionally.

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

Here.

@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov

Of course they say that anonymously. Cowards.

Hey, I wanna fuck you.

Hard.

N O

I AM MARRIED

BITCH