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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.

Genuinely curious. But if I see anything relating to "Paranormal bottom" or "painful service top" I am going to explode and die.

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

Ik his arms look weird but erm idk chill

I took he moss vack to my void to start a moss graden, and now its growing eyes. Isthat normal?

Yes I am loyal to Bill The One True Overlord but you are the moss exprt, so I am coming to you with this isue. With no bad intebtions, only a thrist for knoqledge

First Anon

Correcting your typos would spell out "baresbriw". I'm sure this means nothing. Anyways, the moss is allowed to do what it wants. If it wants to grow eyes, you can't judge it. Now begone.

Get. A. Room.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

Definitely agreeing with you.

Did you ever apologize properly to Stan for not trusting him? Not "I'm sorry but you lied to us", a proper apology for almost ruining the thing he worked on for 30 years. Did you ever stop to think about what would have happened if he'd failed then because YOU stopped him. Did you ever fully understand what motivated Stan or did you get distracted by Ford being the "cooler" or "better" uncle? Have you ever stopped to think about just how much Stan was willing to sacrifice for you, Mabel, Ford, and everyone else. Do you ever think about just how much he DID sacrifice or are you ignoring your guilt by telling yourself that it doesnt matter because it all worked out in the end. May I point out that only MABEL tried to get Stan's memory back and that you just resigned youself without even considering another option, blindly trusting Ford once more, when that has clearly proven on multiple occasions to be a bad decision. Sure you joined in trying once it worked but you never initiated the attempt. You often disregarded Stan because he couldn't understand you the way Ford does but what does that say about you, writing people off if they can't always be on the same wave-length as you? Had Ford dismissed you in the same way, as he somewhat did at first, you would have been upset and hurt, thinking it was unfair and before you say "that's different because me and Ford are similar", you really do not want to be like that man because COME ON the man is petty beyond relief and doesn't deserve a fraction of the love and trust Stan gives him. Do better Pine Tree.

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Hold on, I need to break this down. uh

I want to say that I did apologize to Grunkle Stan. I feel like I was allowed to be suspicious of him before he explained everything- Like we thought we'd just discovered the guy we'd been living with all summer was actually some guy impersonating a dead guy- I don't know, it was really complicated and really scary.

I never "wrote Stan off" for anything, it was sometimes just nice to spend time with someone who didn't constantly make fun of me. I know Stan means well, but it's still... not funny sometimes.

Lastly, my relationship with my family shouldn't be any of your business, and how I feel about things I did or didn't do should be even less of your concern. So please just stop trying to play therapist or whatever you're doing

do you think someone who eats moss has common sense?

Yes, actually. I am acquainted with a teenager named Kris Dreemur, and they eat moss while having common sense.

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

Fuck your husband.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

No, the moss doesn't hurt me or make me think terrible things about myself. It is just generally off-putting and not very good at giving advice.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

shbee shbee gagorp! shaBlorp agoog… graslorp?

-shaBlorp

Again, I haven't studied this language yet. My database for research is limited in this dimension. I sincerely apologize.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

Wow. What an insult. I've never heard that before. Truly, I'm hurt.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

gleep glorp. shleep gageep norp? sorbagorp.

-shaBlorp

Unfortunately, that is not a language I am fluent in. However, something tells me there was a slur in there.

Green.

That is actually purple. No matter, you are now green.

Hey are you aware that Stanley won the 2025 Tumblr Sexyman contest?

(I'm not sorry)

Yes, I am aware. I actually made several posts about it! While I am proud of him, I must say I don't approve of him smoking so much weed that it killed the Pope.

Also, you have now been mossed.

TELL ME about the cheese in dimension 73. how is it different? apologies if you've answered this before i just desperately need to know

Ah, dimension 73. What a place.

The cheese in dimension 73, as I mentioned previously, is green and translucent. The texture is not unlike Jell-O, but the taste can only be described as the feeling of scraping your tongue. Go lick a brick or rock really hard to get a feel for what I mean. It's like green Jell-O that tastes like scraping your tongue. I quite enjoy it.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

Dr Pines, I don't mind the moss - I'm curious about the dimension 93

The puppy sized tree frogs

Are they just like the tree frogs here? Can they be kept as pets?

I believe you meant 96. Dimesnion 93 is a firey hellscape.

The giant tree frogs of 96 are kept as pets by most residents! The flies there are the size of rats, so almost every household has one or two to keep them away.

The secretions from the frogs' eyes is also used in medicine and ointments for burns! Isn't that fascinating?

who is LITERALLY hotter? Bill or Stan? does Bill have body temperature (talking triangle form, but maybe when he also has physical form like in weirdmageddon because otherwise he's just a dream demon)

talking temperature wise like when you compared you and stan on the other post

Temperature wise, Bill is hotter. I mean so hot that he feels almost cold to the touch. I'd say his core temperature hovers around 3,549 degrees Fahrenheit, which is just one degree below the melting point of flesh. So, don't go near him when he has a fever.

Can u unmoss me?

And rate this art? (I'm asking everyone lolz)

First of all, no. I will not unmoss you. Second, I would rate that a 8/10. You seem to be very good with drawing positions and expressions, but the line work is a bit shaky. This can be fixed by simply using a thicker pen. But overall, good work!

Yet another one with no grey hair.

@the-real-ultimatelifeform

Tag game!!

Have fun with this.

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Ily @the-real-fastestthingalive

@therealstanfordpines @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @oriondrawsstuff @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-void-blob

I'm sorry I keep tagging u Orion, I have no one else to tag 😭

@therealstanfordpines get doodled

welcome back

you were missed by many

I doubt that. But I'm glad I was able to resolve the issue I was having in minimal time.

D:

First Anon

>:)

i thoughr you liked wierd things?

First Anon

I like weird things when they don't have anything to do with Bill Cipher. Also, you have now been mossed.

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".