Latest Posts by therealstanfordpines - Page 4

MOSS ME MY GOOD MAN

You have been mossed. Spread the moss.

Considering the fact that you are larger than me (although not by much), the amount of thermal energy you possess would be greater than mine. So, yes, you are hotter.

Sorry but like. How did YOU get voted tumblrs sexyman or whatever.

HOW.

@pacifica-elise-northwest

Its obvious, im the hotter one.

Gompers.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Of course. Let me just find an envelope that isn't half eaten.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

The kind we put up around the Shack that kept Bill out.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

I would recommend putting a barrier around your house. Just to be safe.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

You'll never know unless you try, Dipper. If it doesn't work, you could always try hiding your tape recorders so they can't make recordings of you saying horrible things to mail to your family members.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

So, a while back, around 1940, Caryn Romanoff and Filbrick Pines met and fell in love. They got married and decided to live in Glass Shards, New Jersey. After they had their first child, Sherman Pines, they had two twin boys. They named the first one Stanford. That was me. And that is how I chose my username.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig

Another one where greying hair wasn't an option. Do old people not exist in Picrew?!

@dipper-m-pines @pickledoesthetumbling I don't know who else to tag but. This Picrew is adorable.

I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO COLOUR!!!

Anyway, click this for the picrew.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines @krysoslov @the-real-ultimatelifeform @oriondrawsstuff

Well, that's definitely a question. I suppose the correct answer here would be "yes".

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

I must say, this one had a disappointing lack of options (specifically with the hair colors, since there wasn't any grey), but the art style is pleasant to look at, so I managed.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @dipper-m-pines @the-real-ultimatelifeform

if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you

just in case the link doesn't work

Picrew

Astrolavas' Maker 2.0

My second picrew character creator! Feel free to use and post your creations! Please credit me or link the game. Do NOT use commercially,

and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please

edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet

Alright, I am back. Prepare yourselves.

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

Mr.ford why are you green?

I am green due to being mossed several days ago. I do not know who you are, but I am mossing you. You are now greened.

Yours is adorable! Also, as for the moss, I sincerely apologize, but it would like to be passed onto you. You have been mossed.

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.

Want to know how to truly make yourself feel stupid? Try navigating a brand new website for the first time. Sulking aside, I figured it out.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-ultimatelifeform @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe No pressure tags! Spread the moss.

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn

I have decided that the time has come to make an 'introductory post' of sorts. This won't be very fun to read, so feel free to ignore it.

ME: For those of you still reading, greetings! I'm sure you're all aware, but in case you somehow missed it, my name is Stanford Pines. I also go by Ford, but other nicknames are reserved for specific individuals. Except for Paranormal Bottom. If anyone calls me that, I am going to explode and die.

ASKS: I love receiving asks! Especially asks about my journeys through different dimensions, strange phenomena that you have inquiries about, and really whatever you feel inclined to ask. My only request is that we keep explicit asks to a minimum, since my niece and nephew like to "stalk" (Mabel's words, not mine) my social media. Mildly suggestive asks are okay in moderation.

DNI: Bill Cipher from my dimension. Alternate versions are sometimes even enjoyable to be around, but the canon Bill Cipher is not allowed here.

EXTRA: I have decided that, when my schedule allows it, I will occasionally host Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaigns. When the times approach, I will post about them.

EXTRA: My two favorite dimensions are 73 and 96! 73 has great cheese, and the tree frogs in 96 are the size of large dogs.

paranormal top? no. paranormal bottom? no. paranormal switch? no. there is only one answer.

paranormal investigator.

that is who stanford pines identifies as.

DAMN RIGHT! YOU GET IT!

I have 94 tabs open. The majority of those are YouTube videos.

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

Hi, I just wanted to share a drawing I made of you, (I do not have the same art level as you do, of course) tell you you are great, asking if I could join your next DDnMD campaign and ask more details about what is the moss : as the author of the journals, I thought you could inform us about this mysterious cryptid infecting more and more Tumblr users. Is it a sign that we should all touch grass ? Or something even darker ?

Wow. Okay.

First of all, I would like to say that your art is amazing. The lighting, line work, outlines, and especially how the two sides are done in tertiary colors that complement each other so well!

Second, the DDnMD campaign will be open to anyone who would like to join, and the discord server for it will be open on the 7th or 8th of May, depending on how long planning takes me. The date from there will be determined once all participants have their character sheets planned out (and I will be providing templates). So yes, you can join when the time comes!

Now, onto the issue of the moss. It is a recent phenomenon, one that I am not particularly sure I fully understand myself. It is spread by blog interaction, but only if the carrier of the moss wills it to be passed on. It seems to have no harmful effect that can be observed at this point in time. Since moss is very much alive, it can't possibly be a virus. So, my first thought was perhaps a parasite. Then @boiling-with-rage no longer was affected after passing it on several (?) times.

Parasites, as far as can be proven, are not capable of complex thought. They can survive and thrive in a host, but they don't know satisfaction. So why would this be the case? My theory is that, considering the moss was first passed on by an anonymous person, it was a result of an experiment in giving plants complex thought. Otherwise it wouldn't A) listen to the host on who to infect, or B) be satisfied after being passed on enough.

As for it being a sign, only time will tell. But I will continue looking into it. Thank you so much for this ask. I truly enjoy loaded questions!

I mean no offense, but do you ever wash your hair at all? Naturally, this information would change nothing for you.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

I thought you were against spreading the moss?

Changed my mind. You are now mossed.

It's a hair type. This isn't a very accurate chart since it doesn't depict all hair types, but this is the only one I currently have.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

if I were to bite your ear, would I also become moss?

asking for a friend

Most likely. But do not do that. I will simply moss you instead. Congratulations, you are helping the moss spread.

My hair is curly. I'd say about 2c, maybe even more if I actually spent time doing one of those ridiculous hair routines.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

Why are you green!?

@boiling-with-rage mossed me. I am on a mission to make it everyones problem, because I am petty and bitter. You've also just been mossed.

... Dipper. Stanley wasn't being an idiot this time. I was wrong.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.