Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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aro/aces are called both but also called divers in aro/ace only packs :>

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

they taste great, frfr.

Personally, i like marinating them in seawater and adding a bit of garlic to it. You can also put some pineapple on the meat beforehand if you want it extra tender.

then you cut the meat/remove the inedible parts AFTER the cooking process. I find the blood makes it taste better (and you can make a good broth when you combine the bones with it).

then serve on a plate with mashed potatoes, mack n cheese, and a healthy salad.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

we do be queer

part of the skittle squad, if you will

TRUE GAY FROG MATIERIAL

we make children like frogs them too :)

reblog if you think aros and aces (or anyone on the aroace spectrum) are queer

trying to prove something to my mother ^^

this is what peak insanity looks like, and I'm all here for it

tfw = two fucking weiners

Im reblogging this because it needs to be shared

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I GOT DROWNED

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

no >:3

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS