A List Of All My Short Works In One Place.

After the Great Fall of Tiktok (circa. 2025) I have decided to return to my roots. I didn’t really know anyone was left. Is there anyone left?

Honestly kind of hoping I’m just screaming into the void here…

Every day I am more and more impressed with how far fandom will reach to create new content. I love it. 12/10.

I looked at the news for 20 minutes and I feel like I died and was reanimated by lightning

Aiden Pearce is INSANE.

Every fucking time I get stuck the answer is always -

“Oh you’re supposed to drive a car off a roof.”

“Oh you’re supposed to drive a car ON to a roof. With a fucking cinderblock. And a crane.

“Oh actually you see that caved in roof? Use it as a ramp. To drive onto a RAISED SUBWAY PLATFORM.”

The answer. Every. Fucking. Time.

The texts I send my friends at 2am.

Franz Kafka, 1912

You should know this

And this

Play back to back.

A Monthly Occurrence

Me: damn this playlist is AMAZING every single song is a hit, no skips. I should save it-

Me: This is my likes folder.

enjoy lowercase katniss.

i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss

Hey so I try my hardest to avoid what ever is going on with the Flaming Homosexuals ( Eddie and Bucky ) but for my sake of understanding as I scroll past the posts at Mach 12, I have a couple questions:

They’re firemen, right? Do you guys call them Flaming Gays? Cause if not you’re really missing out with that one.

Which one of them is out as bisexual, and is the show still pretending the other one is straight?

This is really embarrassing but…what actually is the show’s name? Every time I’ve thought I knew the answer ( twice ) it turned out I was wrong.

Twin, where have you been?

i bring a sort of 'bruce wayne is actually an abusive father in canon' vibe to the bat tumblr that batfamily fans don't really like

Obsessed with the way this ad is popping up in the Bruce Wayne tag