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[MM] Ray’s Route Update and 1.9.0 Update Notice

Hello, this is Cheritz.

At last, a new scenario for Another Story that you have been waiting for, Ray’s Route will be released today.

You can check it out from Original Story -> Another Story.

- 7 days of gameplay

- 7 different endings

- Full-voiced visual novels and phone calls

- New texts and call alarms added

- Ray’s Route Freetalk added

- Unlimited calling card set for V and Ray added

If you have already unlocked Another Story, you can simply add-on Ray’s Route with additional purchase. And if you haven’t unlocked Another Story yet, you can purchase both V’s and Ray’s Routes together.

Unlimited calling card for V and Ray usable in Another Story will be added. Check it out from the ingame store!

+To all customers who purchased the Special Believer Package!

With this update, you can activate your Mint Eye Believer card on Cheritz Market.

Please activate your code from the link below after logging in to the Market!

Cheritz Market link :- https://shop.cheritz.com/en

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*If any problem occurs during activation, please send your inquiry to support@cheritz.com.

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1.9.0 Update Content

- New content added (Another Story - Ray’s Route)

- DLC history saving stabilized

- Minor bug fixes

[v1.9.0 Update Release]

Android: We are planning to release a new version today

iOS: Takes an extra 2-4 business days after the Android update due to the Apple review process.

*Compensation for this update has been increased to total 20 hourglasses due to features inaccessible in few devices.

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Thank you.

Can I ask for a match up?♥I'm 21,college student.I'm rather calm and really hate noise,but surprisingly have a rich sense of humour.I'm polite,but go v sarcastic (smooth tho) if sb dares to mock me.I daydream a lot & can fall asleep everywhere,I LOVE sleeping:3I value life stability which I apparently lack:"3 I get stressed&anxious v easily,actually I don't remember the last time I was not;;I tend to avoid people,but Im secretly starved for affectionT_T thank you in advance...! Congrats on 2000!

I match you with…V!

V needs a calm person in his life. Honestly, this boy needs a break from his hectic life. You two would sass each other for fun. (I headcanon that V is the sassiest boy in the RFA.) Any time he catches you daydreaming, he would try to bring you back to reality. V will do his best to make sure you aren’t stressed or anxious, but sometimes he can’t help you. He will give you cuddles and massages to help calm you down. SO!! MANY!! KISSES!! He never stops giving you little kisses and hugs

I hope you like it! Sorry if it’s bad.

MATCHUPS ARE CLOSED!!!

Can I ask for a match up?♥I'm 21,straight female,uni student.I'm very calm and really hate noise,but surprisingly I have a rich sense of humour.I'm polite,but like to be mean while joking around.I daydream a lot & can fall asleep everywhere,I LOVE sleeping:3I value life stability which I apparently lack:"3 I get stressed&anxious v easily,actually I don't remember the last time I was not;;I tend to avoid people, but I can easily fit in;am secretly starved for affectionT_T thank you in advance.!

Sure thing, anon! Enjoy~

Your match is: V!

Okay, he is a pretty quiet and calm person himself, so you don’t need to worry about too much noise from him

He loves your humor and loves your jokes, but sometimes forgets that you can become a little mean when joking, so you gotta remind him that you are just teasing/messing around every once in a while

He finds it cute how you could literally just fall asleep while sitting on a bench in the middle of the park or something. He secretly loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder/in his lap

V’s life is somewhat stable, so you can lean on him if you need some stability in your life

He works his best to help calm you down and relax you. He hates seeing you anxious and stressed, and wants to help in any way possible. You just have to let him know what to do, and he will do it

He wants to show you affection, but is afraid to become or come off as clingy, so just let him know that you want some attention and he will give you some!

Communication is key in your relationship with V. Just keep talking to him, and you two will make for one amazing couple!

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

M a s t e r l i s t :

all of my works are tagged: marrymeinthespacestation ^^

One-shots:

1. Office Mayhem! Does Jumin Han is gay?

2. JuminZen - Stop Stop It

3. Married!Zen x MC vs Echo Girl

Aesthetics:

1. Flower Crowns + RFA

2. Random phrases

3. RFA moodboard

Chats:

1. JuminZen 1

2. Seven + JuminZen 1

3. JuminZen 2

4. Zen 1

5. JuminZen 3 - Christmas

Songs:

1. RFA’s songs to make love to MC

2. RFA’s songs to serenade MC

Gif Set:

1. RFA+V+Unknown x MC dancing

Headcannons + Reactions:

1. Han Jumin & Elizabeth 3rd wedding

2. RFA+V+Unknown Christmas present

3. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who can play violin

4. RFA+V+Unknown react to celebrity!MC leading a double life

5. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who cannot stand spicy food

6. RFA+V react to hidden talent singer!MC

7. RFA+V+Unknown react to partly deaf MC

8. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC with raspy voice

9. RFA+V+Unknown react to military!MC visiting them during the holidays

10. Jumin x Zen x V

11. RFA+V react to angry!MC who is fed up them comparing her with Rika

12. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who loses someone to cancer

13. RFA+V+Unknown react to diehard One Direction fan!MC

14. RFA+V+Unknown react to someone touching MC inappropriately

15. RFA+V react to MC’s protective sibling

16. RFA+V+Unknown react to fiercely independent!MC

17. RFA+V+Unknown deal with MC’s abusive partner

18. RFA+V react to MC who doesn’t like to have her photos taken

19. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who likes to kiss them in weird places

20. RFA+V react to MC who loves anime

21. RFA+V react to popular youtuber!MC

22. RFA+V getting jealous of MC’s dancing partner

23. RFA+V trying WoW

24. RFA+V react to MC who doesn’t believe they love MC

25. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC not wanting to have sex before marriage

26. RFA react to MC in a marching band

27. RFA react to gastroenterologist!MC

28. RFA+Unknown react to fairy tale character!MC

29. RFA+Unknown react to plus-sized!MC who doesn’t like to be touched

30. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who doesn’t like to wear jeans and short skirts

31. RFA+V+Unknown react to insecure!MC wearing big sweaters

32. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who panics upon knowing she’s pregnant

33. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who has cancer

34. RFA+V+Unknown building a blanket fort with MC

35. RFA+V+Unknown forgetting MC’s birthday

36. RFA react to native English speaker!MC

37. Newly married!Yoosung x MC

38. RFA+V+Unknown react to shy!MC who doesn’t log frequently into the chatrooms

39. Jumin and Zen react to MC who is two-timing them

40. RFA+V+Unknown react to Princess!MC who gave up her crown to be with them

41. RFA+V and MC arguing which leads to sex

42. RFA+V react to MC who has trust issues

43. Badass couple!Unknown x MC

44. RFA cheating on MC

45. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who is a major player in the past

46. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who hates waking up early in the morning

47. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who loves to play in the rain despite not being able to

48. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC who hisses like a cat

49. RFA+V+Unknown react to MC wearing sexy lingerie

Scenarios:

1. MC encounters ex-crush

2. Zen x MC: No sex before marriage

3. Badass!MC taking Unknown down on her own

4. Sick!MC trying to hide her sickness in front of the RFA members

Others:

1. Mystic Messenger as Supernatural Quotes

2. Mystic Messenger as a K-Pop Group

3. Mystic Messenger as GOT7

Masterpost

RFA w/MC who can sing RFA(+V&Unknown) w/MC coming home drunk RFA helping MC with hw/studying RFA(+V&Unknown) playing horror games w/MC RFA w/Kpop dancer MC RFA w/MC who is scared of lightning RFA(+V) w/MC being Jumin’s security guard RFA w/bilingual MC RFA try admitting their feelings but get drunk instead RFA w/jealous MC RFA sees MC with glasses RFA(+Unknown) w/delinquent MC RFA cuddling RFA(+V&Unknown) go to Universals with MC for Halloween RFA(+V) w/wheelchair-bound MC RFA(+V&Unknown) w/secret agent MC RFA w/MC having a deadly allergic reaction RFA(+V&Unknown) in the Pokemon world RFA w/somebody getting too friendly with MC RFA w/MC adorably trying to get their attention RFA(+V&Unknown) w/short MC RFA(+V) w/asexual MC RFA(+V&Unknown) w/Broadway actress MC RFA(+Unknown) w/tall MC RFA(+V&Unknown) w/bad cook MC who makes something good RFA(+V&Unknown) w/MC who have intensively bad periods RFA(+V&Unknown) which ones are/are not virgins RFA(+V&Unknown) w/middle school MC RFA(+V&Unknown) what kind of Valentine’s chocolate they like RFA(+Unknown) when Valentine’s dinner goes wrong RFA(+Unknown) reveiving a homemade Valentine’s gift from MC RFA(+Unknown) going iceskating for Valentine’s Day RFA(+V&Unknown) being loaded with work on Valentine’s Day RFA with MC who woke up panicking from a nightmare while they were gone RFA(+V&Unknown) with an MC with an artistic career RFA(+V) with an MC who loves to sing but is really bad at it RFA(+V&Unknown) seeing MC in a swimsuit for the first time Unknown w/MC who’s like Seven Zen, Jumin, Seven w/sick MC Yoosung under a mistletoe V & Unknown exchanging Christmas gifts w/MC Jumin & V on Christmas morning w/MC Zen’s first Christmas alone w/MC Jumin & Unknown go sledding w/MC Yoosung spending Christmas with young MC Jumin reacting to MC who always spends Christmas alone Seven reacting to MC being more workaholic than he is Jumin & Unknown w/MC being insecure about her smile/laugh Seven & Unknown react to MC calling them the ‘Choi Bois’ Jumin & Seven take MC to NY for the Near Year’s ball drop Seven and Zen jump out and scare MC and making her cry

Pairings:

Fluffy Juzen & Yooseven HCs

Fics:

Jumin celebrating with birthday with MC and V Casual date with Yoosung First wedding dance with Zen and short!MC

Masterlist Updated: 09/10/17

hi know its kinda early but we track to know what we made haha let me live i’ll try my best to update this lmao The ones that dont have a link is either still being answered/its upcoming  Reactions/headcanons: RFA + V & Saeran to a fangirl MC RFA + Minor Trio to an MC who takes naps in cold water RFA reacts to a nervous/easily flustered MC who’s never been in a relationship RFA + Saeran & V to an MC who thinks they (MC) are clingy RFA + V to an MC who is crying because of family problems RFA + V & Saeran comforting a depressed MC RFA to a naughty MC  RFA + V & Saeran to an MC who cried because sunflowers died| RFA to an MC who can purr like a cat  RFA to an MC who writes stories but is very insecure about sharing it RFA + V & Saeran to MC who accidentally turned them on RFA + V & Saeran to MC who laughed for the first time RFA to an MC who is easily scared RFA to an MC with a beauty mark RFA + Cinnamon Duo to an MC who has a nipple piercing Scenarios/drabbles or oneshots lol: What if Jumin married Sarah Choi? MC and Elly moment! Saeran x overworking! MC V x MC - I’m Not Okay  VANDERWOOD FLUFF  MC x Zen - Coping with Injuries  V x MC - I’ll Turn Back Time for You MC, Jumin, 707, Zen - A Sphynx Kitty  Zen x MC - Date?  Saeyoung x MC - Abyssopelagic  V x MC x Saeyoung - Satisfied  Crack/random texts:  RFA + V & Saeran as things I’ve done or said RFA Karaoke When Zen and 707 tries to help Yoosung study Zen is jealous MM Characters as Final Fantasy Characters

AUS: Assassin AU - Coming Soon  NSFW: MC riding RFA  RFA with a Daddy Kink    SERIES: 

AO3 fic masterlist

Here’s a masterlist of all of my AO3 fics!

I’ll sort them by rating, but I’ll add other details too~

Last updated: June 5th 2017

Rating: General Audiences

Blanket Fort - Saeyoung x MC/Reader, but that’s in the background. You show Saeran how to make a blanket fort, and start telling stories in it.

Valentine’s Day Gift - Saeran x Reader. You get your boyfriend a Valentine’s gift, and he gets you a better (and cuter) one in return.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Critical Hit - A multi-chaptered Saeyoung/707 x MC/Reader fic. Based after the secret endings, and has developing relationships between Saeyoung and MC with Saeran as he’s in hospital. Unfinished.

For your safety - Angsty 707 x MC/Reader oneshot based on one of 707′s bad endings. Completed, as it is a oneshot.

Welcome - No prevalent relationship, but the main characters are Reader/MC and Unknown. Oneshot with the events leading up to the prologue bad ending. Also, It’s the first part of my In The Unknown series on there.

True Happiness - Multi-chaptered fic on the developing relationship between Unknown and MC/Reader at Mint Eye, with her being his assistant. Sequel to Welcome. Unfinished.

Caring - Saeran x Reader oneshot, basically summarised as Saeran looking after reader in the morning following a ‘busy night’ together.

“I don’t know!” - Oneshot. Poor Saeran having a panic attack post-secret endings…

Chores - Saeyoung’s mess being a risk to everyone’s health, Saeran and MC try to tidy up. Oneshot.

Papa’s Girl - Fourth part of my In The Unknown series, where Saeran and MC/Reader now have a daughter together. Unfinished. On a temporary hiatus.

The Art of Saeran Choi - MC is an artist and makes something for Saeran. It in turn makes him want to take up doing some art, with MC’s help. Unfinished, and most likely will be updated on a whim.

No use crying over spilled ice cream…? - Unknown/Saeran x Reader fic. The two of you get into some ice cream based situations… Oneshot.

Cuddling - MC/Reader x 707/Saeyoung, and some unrequited love from Saeran for MC/Reader. You and Saeyoung are watching a film together, and Saeran wants to join in. Oneshot.

Exhaustion - Jumin X MC/Reader. Jumin ends up working himself to the point that he collapses from exhaustion, so you have to look after him. Unfinished.

VFA: Vampire Fundraising Association…? - Mystic Messenger Vampire AU. MC is bitten by somebody at the RFA party, and turns into a vampire… then they discover that the rest of the RFA are vampires too. No determined ships yet. Unfinished.

The Drawing - This was a gift for a friend, in which Saeran (as Unknown) is trying to find out what MC was keeping hidden from him. Oneshot.

Zen’s Gifts - Zen x MC. Zen decides to get MC some gifts due to their one year anniversary approaching! Oneshot.

Bad Party Ending - MC doesn’t feel as though she fits in with the RFA, and gets an invitation from a mysterious person at the party. Oneshot.

A hacker’s investigation - Zen x MC/Zen x 707 x MC. Fic from post-Zen route, from 707′s point of view as he tries to find out the identity of the hacker. Unfinished.

Little Hana Kim - Yoosung x MC. Yoosung adapting to being a father with MC! Unfinished.

Beckoning of a Siren - Siren Zen AU. Zen x MC. The RFA go on holiday celebrating the success of the recent party… But MC keeps getting into trouble due to a rumour surrounding a Siren known as ‘Zen’.

A guy in glasses - Saeran/Unknown x MC/Reader. Saeran has an incident with his contact lenses.

The world in reverse - Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader. Mystic Messenger role-swap AU.

Fear of Biting - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader. Everything about your relationship had been fine up to the point where Saeyoung started avoiding you. When you and even Saeran began to worry about him, Saeran makes a discovery about what is bothering his brother. You are a human, Saeyoung is a vampire.

Rating: Mature

A Snowy Angel - Jumin x MC/Reader fic, based just after Jumin’s Christmas episode ending. Completed. A sequel is in planning.

To Finish His Work… - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader, alternate take on his route. Vanderwood kidnaps MC to make 707 get his work finished. Oneshot.

Somebody New - Zen x OC/Reader (named Hyemi Han). Without being aware of it, one of Jumin’s half-siblings attends an RFA party… Unfinished.

Absence - Yoosung x MC/Reader. MC is one of Yoosung’s classmates, and happens to live a few floors below Rika’s apartment. On a day where MC asks for Yoosung to escort her home due to feeling as though she was being followed, a strange app downloads on her phone… Based on prologue bad ending. Unfinished.

Providing Support - Saeyoung/707 x MC/Reader. Something bad happens when MC and Saeyoung are out, leaving Saeran stuck in the difficult position of being the supporter and not the supported. Unfinished.

Senses - V x MC/Reader. You and V become friends following your first RFA party, but a few weeks later, he turned blind. V wants you to help him adjust to life without sight. Unfinished

Recovery - Saeran x Reader. You have to go to therapy, and at one point, a man called Saeran used to do the same. But why did he stop going? Was he safe…? Alive….? Unfinished. Fic on temporary hiatus.

Turning Them - Saeran/Unknown x MC/Reader. You are the only human member of the RFA. Everyone else is a vampire, except Saeran - he isn’t a fully-fledged vampire yet. Somebody has plans to do with that… And all for the sake of bringing the RFA to paradise.

Rating: Explicit

Confessions - V x MC/Reader. V escorts you back to Rika’s apartment after the RFA party, and makes a surprising confession. Oneshot.

Companions - Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader. 3rd part of In the Unknown series. MC is not just Saeran’s assistant now - she’s his girlfriend. The Saviour seems to approve… at first. Completed. My most popular fic to date!

Provoke Him - Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader AND 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader. After MC goes off with the hacker, 707 is desperate to bring her back. But after the discovery over just who the hacker is… He makes a drastic decision leading to a surprising change in affiliations. Completed.

Sleepless Night - Saeran x Reader/MC. After you said that you’ll be there for him at any time, Saeran asks for you late at night. The following consequences are surprising yet nice for you… Not so good for Saeyoung’s car though.

Together - Unknown/Saeran x Reader. The two of you are members of Mint Eye, and are known as a close to unstoppable pair. But the Saviour involves you both in the absorption of the RFA into Mint Eye… And Saeran needs reassurance that you won’t fall for his twin in the process. Unfinished.

Taken, and losing the will for freedom - Unknown/Saeran x MC/reader. MC is going home after a night out when she is asked for directions by a stranger. The next day, she is asked to find somebody at the exact same address… Unfinished.

Ignorance Isn’t Bliss - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader and Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader (though it isn’t a polyamorous relationship). After Saeyoung had ignored you for days, you had enough. You ask for Saeran to take you back to Rika’s apartment. Completed.

Punishment for escape - Unknown/Saeran x Reader. You try to escape when you are meant to be his assistant… So he punishes you in response.

Fangs aren’t just for biting - Saeran/Unknown x MC/Reader. Saeran invites you around to the bunker for the day, saying that he couldn’t go outside to visit whilst it was during the day. You weren’t expecting to make the discovery that Saeran - and the RFA - were vampires in a very out of the ordinary love confession.

Bitten by Twins - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader x Saeran/Unknown. You’re a human living with two vampires - the Choi twins, for that matter. To stay with them, you have to let them feed off your blood… But when you are no longer needed for that, what do they do? They bite you.

A summary of how people die (and don't) in swordfights

This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives.  However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction that involves hacking and slashing your villain(s) to death.  If you want the nitty gritty of the hows and whys of this, you can find it at the original source.

…even in the case of mortal wounds, pain may not reach levels of magnitude sufficient to incapacitate a determined swordsman.

Causes of death from stabs and cuts:

massive bleeding (exsanguination) - most common

air in the bloodstream (air embolism)

suffocation (asphyxia)

air in the chest cavity (pneumothorax)

infection

Stabbing vs cutting:

Stabbing someone actually takes very little force if you don’t hit bone or hard cartilage.

The most important factor in the ease of stabbing is the velocity of the blade at impact with the skin, followed by the sharpness of the blade.

Stabbing wounds tend to close after the weapon is withdrawn.

Stabbing wounds to muscles are not typically very damaging.  Damage increases with the width of the blade.

Cutting wounds are typically deepest at the site of initial impact and get shallower as force is transferred from the initial swing to pushing and pressing.

Cutting wounds have a huge number of factors that dictate how deep they are and how easily they damage someone: skill, radial velocity, mass of the blade, and the size of the initial impact.

Cutting wounds along the grain of musculature are not typically very damaging but cutting wounds across the grain can incapacitate.

Arteries vs veins:

Severed veins have almost zero blood pressure and sometimes even negative pressure.  They do not spurt but major veins can suck air in causing an air embolism.

Cutting or puncturing a vein is usually not fatal.

Severed arteries have high blood pressure.  The larger arteries do spurt and can often cause death due to exsanguination.

Body parts as targets:

Severing a jugular vein in the neck causes an air embolism and will make the victim collapse after one or two gasps for air.

Severing a carotid artery in the neck cuts off the blood supply to the brain but the victim may be conscious for up to thirty seconds.

Stabbing or cutting the neck also causes the victim to aspirate blood that causes asphyxiation and death.

Severing a major abdominal artery or vein would cause immediate collapse, but this takes a fairly heavy blade and a significant amount of effort because they are situated near the spine.

Abdominal wounds that only impact the organs can cause death but they do not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the interior of the upper arm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the palm side of the forearm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing the femoral artery at a point just above and behind the knee is the best location.  Higher up the leg it is too well protected to easily hit.  This disables and will eventually kill the victim but does not immediately incapacitate.

Cutting across the muscles of the forearm can immediately end the opponent’s ability to hold their weapon.

Cutting across the palm side of the wrist causes immediate loss of ability to hold a weapon.

Stab wounds to the arm do not significantly impact the ability to wield a weapon or use it.

Cuts and stab wounds to the front and back of the legs generally do not do enough muscle damage to cause total loss of use of that leg.

Bone anywhere in the body can bend or otherwise disfigure a blade.

The brain can be stabbed fairly easily through the eyes, the temples, and the sinuses.  

Stabs to the brain are more often not incapacitating.

The lungs as targets:

Slicing into the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  This also requires either luck to get between the ribs or a great deal of force to penetrate the ribs.

Stabbing the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  It is significantly easier to stab between ribs than to slice.

It is possible to stab the victim from the side and pass through both lungs with an adequate length blade.  It is very unlikely that this will happen with a slicing hit.

“Death caused solely by pneumothorax is generally a slow process, occurring as much as several hours after the wound is inflicted.”

Lung punctures also typically involve the lung filling with blood, but this is a slow process.

The heart as a target:

I’m just going to quote this paragraph outright with a few omissions and formatting changes for clarity because it’s chock-full of good info:

…[stabbing] wounds to the heart the location, depth of penetration, blade width, and the presence or absence of cutting edges are important factors influencing a wounded duelist’s ability to continue a combat.

Large cuts that transect the heart may be expected to result in swift incapacitation…

…stab wounds, similar to those that might be inflicted by a thrust with a sword with a narrow, pointed blade may leave a mortally wounded victim capable of surprisingly athletic endeavors. 

Essentially, the heart can temporarily seal itself well enough to keep pressure up for a little while if it’s a simple stab.  The arteries around the heart, while they are smaller and harder to hit, actually cause incapacitation much more quickly.

♡ Masterlist ♡

Rules

Headcanons:

RFA + Minor Trio w/ party animal MC. 

RFA + Minor Trio go racing!

RFA + Minor Trio w/ unladylike MC

RFA + Minor Trio w/ MC who is going blind

RFA + Saeran & Vanderwood w/ MC who isn’t good at Korean

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC being hit by a car, but is okay

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC putting herself down & is used to being ignored.

lil’ drabbles:

Vanderwood and MC go camping

Vanderwood & polaroids

vids:

BEYONCE, SWEETIE, I’M SO SORRY.

Vanderwood’s Cooking Show

i really don’t know what to call this one

[last updated 8/1/2017]

Masterlist

Headcanons/Imagines: RFA: RFA (minus Jaehee) Photographer MC  RFA + V (minus Jaehee) MC who can sleep anywhere  RFA w/ Clumsy MC  RFA + V (minus Jaehee) w/ Artist MC  RFA + Saeran Kinks (NSFW) RFA + Saeran w/ a very affectionate MC RFA + V + Saeran (minus Jaehee) finding out MC is a super hero/magical girl RFA and BDSM (NSFW) RFA making a dish for MC RFA + V + Saeran alignments/playing D&D RFA and their Love Language RFA + V + Saeran on Pineapple on Pizza Jaehee: Jaehee w/ Male!MC

Combination: Zen & Saeran thinking MC drowned

Fics:

Saeyoung/Seven: mini NSFW w/ Saeyoung (NSFW, obvi)

Masterlist~

RFA:

Theme Park Date

Reacting to MC giving them the cold shoulder

Reacting to a girl asking fem!MC out (+Saeran)

MC shaves her head for cancer charity

MC can purr like a cat

Going grocery shopping (+Saeran)

Delicate/innocent looking MC is actually a memester and swears like a sailor

Writing appears on skin soulmate AU (+Saeran)

RFA/Minor Trio

MC as the world’s greatest detective 

Overhearing MC say “I love you” to family member

On Halloween night (w/o Vanderwood)

MC is a professional competitive horse rider

MC just got stung by a bee (w/o Vanderwood)

Headcanons (w/o MC):

RFA/Minor Trio & Avocados

RFA/Minor Trio playing with a Ouija Board

MISC:

Zen reacting to MC nailing the Phantom of the Opera theme ending

Writing Masterlist!

Hellooo~~ So I created a masterlist, so it’ll be easier to navigate around here since I reblog posts a lot. 

Will update it regularly :D

I don’t always write MysMe, I like a lot of stuff lol. If you want to find my other writings, find me on my MysMe blog , fanfiction.net , AO3

Mystic Messenger: Life After  Zen X MC Fanfic Daily Life, Romance, Friendship Preview: Life of MC and Zen together after the end of the party. Status : END Read on other site: fanfiction.net | AO3

Chapter 1 here | Chapter 1.5 (NSFW) here | Chapter 2 here | Chapter 3 here | Chapter 4 here | Chapter 5 here

Chapter 6 here | Chapter 7 here | Chapter 7.5 (NSFW) here | Chapter 8 here | Chapter 9 here | Chapter 10 here

Chapter 11 here | Chapter 12 here | Chapter 13 here | Chapter 14 here | Chapter 14.5 here | Chapter 15 here

Chapter 16 here | Chapter 17 here | Chapter 18 here | Chapter 19 here | Chapter 20 here 

Mystic Messenger: Life Again

Zen X MC X Saeyoung Fanfic Angst, Tragedy, Romance Summary: Continuation of the Life After fic Status: ONGOING Read on other site: fanfiction.net | AO3

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | 

Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | 

MysMe Short Fic, HCs, Scenario, etc

Perks of Dating Zen (Hairs) | Jumin’s Gift | Seven’s Real Life | Cure To Addiction (Zen) | Yoosung’s New Friend 

Random MysMe Drabbles and thoughts

Waiting | Correct Treatment | Zen’s Smile | 

Masterlist

Saeran First Kiss

RFA First Fight

RFA Foreign MC

RFA+V+Saeran Short Haired MC

RFA+V+Saeran Punk MC

Various Punk MC+Saeran

RFA+V Breaking in a new Mattress (NSFW)

RFA Raspy Voice MC

Various Yandere Zen

RFA+V+Saeran Meeting Drunk MC

RFA Pothead MC

RFA Bisexual MC

RFA+V+Saeran+Rika Professional Rapper MC

RFA Delinquent MC

RFA Charity Owner MC

RFA+Saeran Bikini MC

RFA Childhood Friend MC   (Jumin Vrs Comic!)

RFA+Saeran FTM MC

RFA+V+Saeran Famous Actress/Singer MC

RFA+Saeran Cuddling MC

RFA Chubby MC

RFA+V+Saeran Creepy Laugh MC

RFA+Saeran Vegetarian MC

RFA+V+Saeran S/o Tattoo MC

RFA+V+Saeran Severe Eczema MC

RFA+Saeran Festival/Arcade/Amusement Park Date

RFA as Game Grumps

RFA+V+Saeran Lolita MC

RFA+Saeran MC Breaking Up

RFA+V+Saeran Dermatillomania MC

Jumin with Great Business MC

RFA+V+Saeran Child Being Bullied

RFA+Saeran Virgin MC (NSFW)

RFA Actually a Guy MC

RFA+V+Saeran MC’s First Kiss

Various Saeyoung Sex Hcs (NSFW)

RFA+V+Saeran Sleepy MC Back Scratches

RFA+V Bad Period MC

RFA Different First Meeting MC

PTSD Attack Saeran with MC

RFA+Saeran Astronomy MC

RFA+V+Saeran Cheating (NSFW)

RFA+V+Saeran Regretting Cheating

RFA+V+Saeran Panic Attack MC

RFA+V+Saeran Seven Minutes In Heaven (NSFW)

RFA+V+Saeran Watching Spirited Away with MC

RFA+V+Saeran Cumming Early (NSFW)

Saeran Leaving With Seven AU HC’s PART 1

PART 2

Yoosung Sleeptalking Cutely

RFA+V+Saeran Edgelord MC

RFA+Saeran Suicidal MC

Valentine’s Day Saeran Fic (NSFW)

RFA+Saeran Annoying MC

RFA+V+Saeran Rejecting MC

RFA+V+Saeran MC Helping Their Previous Heartbreak

RFA+V+Saeran MC Taking Bra Off Without Removing Shirt

RFA Beat Boxer MC

Various Saeran Living with Saeyoung/MC HCS

Male RFA+Saeran Overstimming (NSFW)

RFA+V+Saeran Reacts to MC’s Music Tastes

Saeran DIscord Drabble 

Seven/MC Pranking Yoosung

Jaehee NSFW HCS

RFA Reactions to MC having a Ball Python

RFA+V+Saeran How Often They’d Want Sex

RFA+V+Saeran Reacting to MC Watching Filthy Frank

Happy Birthday Yoosung! (NSFW)

RFA+V+Saeran+Vanderwood MC Self Harm Relapse

MC Snapping After Being Compared To Rika

Zen Cheating On MC

RFA+V+Saeran Reacting to MC Dark Phobia

Male RFA Members Reacting To Jumin Kissing Them (Attempt at comedy)

RFA Helps Insomniac MC

Yoosung NSFW Discord Drabble

Afterend!Saeran Owning Ice cream Shop

RFA+V+Saeran Catching MC Cheating

RFA+V+Saeran Reacting To MC Having Phone Issues

RFA+V+Saeran Body Swap with MC

RFA Reacting to Police Officer MC

RFA+V+Saeran Reacting To Lesbian MC

RFA+V+Saeran Reacting To Unknowingly Breaking MC’s Heart In The Past

Jumin Reacting to MC Having White Hair and Blue Eyes

RFA Reacting To Overly Busty MC

RFA and MC Watching Fault In Our Stars

RFA Roadtrip HCS

V/MC/Jumin AND Yoosung/MC/Saeran Threesome HCS (NSFW)

RFA Reacting to Mc and Zen ‘Hiding The Beast’

RFA+V+Saeran Neck Kisses

RFA+Saeran Moving to More Than Just FWB (NSFW)

RFA Reacting to Jumin having PTSD

Various Vanderwood NSFW HC’s

RFA+V+Saeran as Vampires And Their Eating Habits

RFA Reacting to A Short MC

RFA+V+Saeran Playing with Themselves For MC (NFSW)

RFA+V+Saeran Reacting to MC with Nipple Piercings

 RFA Reacting to Bookworm MC

Seven, Zen, Jumin Reacting to MC as a Sex Worker

Seven and Jumin React to MC Cutting Her Hair

Mc Wanting to tie Seven, Yoosung, And Saeran Up During Sex

Yoosung, Seven, and Jumin Comforting Stressed Worker Mc

Saeran and Mc Trying a Relationship while Both Recovering

Jumin, Yoosung, and Saeran Having to Choose Mc or Their Baby

Yoosung, Zen, and Saeran React to Mc Saving Herself Until Marriage

Jumin Reacting to Mc Dating His Dad In the Past

Yoosung Coming Out to Jaehee, V, and Zen

Thoughts On Characters:

“You think Jumin has PTSD?”

“What do you think about Rika?”

“What About V?” (Part 2)

“Jumin going to therapy?”

“Thoughts on the MM script/plot?”

“Jumin’s BE2 Isn’t proper BDSM?”

“What do you mean fans ruined Zen for you?”

AO3 FICS:

Late Night (Jumin/MC)

Trying Something New (Jumin/Mc/Zen)

What Isn’t His (Jumin/Mc/Zen) 

Comfort Sex (Saeran/MC)

Road Head (Sever/MC)

Morning After (Yoosung/Saeran)

(Hey I also drew a Saeran Picture)

(If this doesn’t work on mobile, I’m sorry, but I have absolutely no idea how to fix that. Open this in a web browser on your phone?)(Updated As Of 081617)

Injury angst for writing dummies.

Hospitals and injury are always such a staple of angst fics, but 9 times out of 10 the author has clearly never been in an emergency situation and the scenes always come off as over-dramatized and completely unbelievable. So here’s a crash course on hospital life and emergencies for people who want authenticity. By someone who spends 85% of her time in a hospital. 

Emergency Departments/Ambulances.

Lights and sirens are usually reserved for the actively dying. Unless the person is receiving CPR, having a prolonged seizure or has an obstructed airway, the ambulance is not going to have lights and sirens blaring. I have, however, seen an ambulance throw their lights on just so they can get back to the station faster once. Fuckers made me late for work.

Defibrillators don’t do that. You know, that. People don’t go flying off the bed when they get shocked. But we do scream “CLEAR!!” before we shock the patient. Makes it fun.

A broken limb, surprisingly, is not a high priority for emergency personnel. Not unless said break is open and displaced enough that blood isn’t reaching a limb. And usually when it’s that bad, the person will have other injuries to go with it.

Visitors are not generally allowed to visit a patient who is unstable. Not even family. It’s far more likely that the family will be stuck outside settling in for a good long wait until they get the bad news or the marginally better news. Unless it’s a child. But if you’re writing dying children in your fics for the angst factor, I question you sir. 

Unstable means ‘not quite actively dying, but getting there’. A broken limb, again, is not unstable. Someone who came off their motorbike at 40mph and threw themselves across the bitumen is. 

CPR is rarely successful if someone needs it outside of hospital. And it is hard fucking work. Unless someone nearby is certified in advanced life support, someone who needs CPR is probably halfway down the golden tunnel moving towards the light. 

Emergency personnel ask questions. A lot of questions. So many fucking questions. They don’t just take their next victim and rush off behind the big white doors into the unknown with just a vague ‘WHAT HAPPENED? SHE HIT HER HEAD?? DON’T WORRY SIR!!!’ They’re going to get the sir and ask him so many questions about what happened that he’s going to go cross eyed. And then he’s going to have to repeat it to the doctor. And then the ICU consultant. And the police probably. 

In a trauma situation (aka multiple injuries (aka car accident, motorbike accident, falling off a cliff, falling off a horse, having a piano land on their head idfk you get the idea)) there are a lot of people involved. A lot. I can’t be fucked to go through them all, but there’s at least four doctors, the paramedics, five or six nurses, radiographers, surgeons, ICU consultants, students, and any other specialities that might be needed (midwives, neonatal transport, critical retrieval teams etc etc etc). There ain’t gonna be room to breathe almost when it comes to keeping someone alive.

Emergency departments are a life of their own so you should probably do a bit of research into what might happen to your character if they present there with some kind of illness or injury before you go ahead and scribble it down.

Wards

Nurses run them. No seriously. The patient will see the doctor for five minutes in their day. The nurse will do the rest. Unless the patient codes.

There is never a defibrillator just sitting nearby if a patient codes. 

And we don’t defibrillate every single code. 

If the code does need a defibrillator, they need CPR.

And ICU. 

They shouldn’t be on a ward. 

There are other people who work there too. Physiotherapists will always see patients who need rehab after breaking a limb. Usually legs, because they need to be shown how to use crutches properly.

Wards are separated depending on what the patient’s needs are. Hospitals aren’t separated into ICU, ER and Ward. It’s usually orthopaedic, cardiac, neuro, paediatric, maternity, neonatal ICU, gen surg, short stay surg, geriatric, palliative…figure out where your patient is gonna be. The care they get is different depending on where they are.

ICU.

A patient is only in ICU if they’re at risk of active dying. I swear to god if I see one more broken limb going into ICU in a fic to rank up the angst factor I’m gonna shit. It doesn’t happen. Stop being lazy. 

Tubed patients can be awake. True story. They can communicate too. Usually by writing, since having a dirty great tube down the windpipe tends to impede ones ability to talk. 

The nursing care is 1:1 on an intubated patient. Awake or not, the nurse is not gonna leave that room. No, not even to give your stricken lover a chance to say goodbye in private. There is no privacy. Honestly, that nurse has probably seen it all before anyway. 

ICU isn’t just reserved for intubated patients either. Major surgeries sometimes go here post-op to get intensive care before they’re stepped down. And by major I mean like, grandpa joe is getting his bladder removed because it’s full of cancer. 

Palliative patients and patients who are terminal will not go to ICU. Not unless they became terminally ill after hitting ICU. Usually those ones are unexpected deaths. Someone suffering from a long, slow, gradually life draining illness will probably go to a general ward for end of life care. They don’t need the kind of intensive care an ICU provides because…well..they’re not going to get it??

Operations.

No one gets rushed to theatre for a broken limb. Please stop. They can wait for several days before they get surgery on it. 

Honestly? No one gets ‘rushed’ to theatre at all. Not unless they are, again, actively dying, and surgery is needed to stop them from actively dying. 

Except emergency caesarians. Them babies will always get priority over old mate with the broken hip. A kid stuck in a birth canal and at risk of death by pelvis is a tad more urgent than a gall stone. And the midwives will run. I’ve never seen anyone run as fast as a midwife with a labouring woman on the bed heading to theatres for an emergency caesar.

Surgery doesn’t take as long as you think it does. Repairing a broken limb? Two hours, maybe three tops. Including time spent in recovery. Burst appendix? Half an hour on the table max, maybe an hour in recovery. Caesarian? Forty minutes or so. Major surgeries (organs like kidneys, liver and heart transplants, and major bowel surgeries) take longer. 

You’re never going to see the theatre nurses. Ever. They’re like their own little community of fabled myth who get to come to work in their sweatpants and only deal with unconscious people. It’s the ward nurse who does the pick up and drop offs. 

Anyway there’s probably way, way more that I’m forgetting to add but this is getting too long to keep writing shit. The moral of the story is do some research so you don’t look like an idiot when you’re writing your characters getting injured or having to be in hospital. It’s not Greys Anatomy in the real world and the angst isn’t going to be any more intense just because you’re writing shit like it is. 

Peace up.

MASTERLIST ✰

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✰ if you want to request a scenario/imagine, headcanon, or matchup go to my inbox [make sure they’re open] ✰

✰ all imagines are written in the ‘x reader’ format  ✰ 

✰ if they don’t have a link it’s a work in progress  ✰ 

✰  last updated August 6 @ 11:40 PM   ✰

HEADCANONS

[safe for work]  [** means favorite] [alphabetical order]

RFA (+Minor Trio) react to MC having a dream about losing them

RFA (+Minor Trio) reacting to Saeyoung’s Toy Shop

RFA (+Minor Trio) with MC who is best friends with Seven

RFA (+Minor Trio) with crazy colored hair

RFA (+Minor Trio) with mute MC

RFA (+V) getting in a fight with MC** [HAPPY END]

RFA (+V) react to MC wanting to leave after first party [ANGST]

RFA (+V) reacting to MC who can’t swim

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC in a blanket burrito

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC who is laying down on the floor

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC who’s adopted and neglected

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC with fear of storms

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC with fear of yelling/screaming

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to short MC

RFA (V+Saeran) with MC who is a fantasy writer

RFA (V+Saeran) with MC who has fear of heights

RFA (V+Saeran) with darker skin MC who is insecure

RFA reacting to MC with long shirt and no shorts

RFA using Snapchat

RFA watching Television with MC

RFA with MC who doesn’t smile for real, but when they do it’s beautiful

[not safe for work] [alphabetical order]

RFA (V+Saeran) first time having sex with MC

IMAGINES

Jaehee x MC having sex in the café [NSFW]

Zen x MC who is wearing thigh-highs and a short skirt [NSFW]

BY CHARACTER

[Yoosung]

none

[Zen]

Reactig to MC wearing thigh-highs and a short skirt [NSFW] [Imagine]

[Jaehee]

Having sex in the café with MC [NSFW] [Imagine]

[Jumin]

reacting to MC’s kitten and Elizabeth

Shy! Jumin** [both SFW + NSFW] 

[Seven]

none

Masterlist

There’s not much here, but here ya go! 

P.S.: those without link are currently being written, just in case if you wanted to send in a request that’s already there ^^

Drabbles

–Prompt: “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.” (Saeran)

–Drops of Jupiter (Saeyoung / 707 / Seven / Luciel) how many fuckin names do you have

–Prompt: “Take one more step in that direction and I will kill you.” (Vanderwood)

Individual Characters

–Fluffy Jaehee HCs

–Yandere Yoosung to MC being with someone else

–Male MC having shy admiration towards Zen

RFA Members

–RFA with Canadian MC who is immune to cold weathers

–RFA with sick MC

–RFA lets MC with slightly above “meh” skills at cooking in the kitchen

–RFA meets MC for the first time, but a twist: she’s 5′0

–RFA with MC who bonds with V over photography

–RFA with MC who only wears glasses at home

–RFA with MC who shaves her head for charity

RFA+++ (any of the minor trio)

–RFA+V with MC who loses their log book

–RFA+V with waitress MC

–Highschool!AU: RFA+Three Stooges being invited by MC for prom

–RFA+Saeran to mildly insomniac MC

–RFA+Three Stooges rejecting highschooler MC (lolol the request just above…)

–RFA+V+Saeran with MC who leaves cute messages on post-it notes

Selected Characters

–Zen, Jumin and Saeran resuscitate MC

That’s it for now, I’ll add links when I’ve posted the requests :)

Requests are open!

–Yuu

P.S.: If you write a “yuu” pun in your request you are automatically in my priority list for writing lmfao

Masterlist

So quite a few people have been looking for a masterlist of my posts. I haven’t posted in almost a month properly, I know. I’m going through a seriously rough patch and honestly I don’t know if I’ll recover from it enough to fall back in love with Mystic Messenger, so I don’t know what’s going to happen with this blog, but for now I’m just going to list the things I’ve posted and then return to my hiatus.

Please note that nearly all of these posts are gender neutral ^^ And none are NSFW because I’m an ace minor.

Headcanons

Sleeping - RFA + V + Unknown

Kisses - RFA + V + Unknown

The Little Things In Life - RFA + V + Unknown

Characters with MC (RFA + V + Unknown usually)

Karaoke with MC (RFA only)

MC has a painful period

Comforting an ill MC

MC attempts suicide (and fails)

MC worried about stretch marks

At the movies

Dancing with MC

MC reporting an abusive relative

MC who gives terrible advice

Texting MC

Cheated on by MC

First date

Comforting a depressed MC

Suicidal MC

Oneshots/Requests/Prompts

I can’t believe you’re wearing my clothes - Saeran

You make me so happy - Saeran

I can’t believe you’re wearing my clothes - Yoosung

Lasertag - Yoosung

Gone (Reset Theory) - 707/Saeyoung

Seven has a Nightmare

Playing in the Snow - Yoosung

Random

Powerful/Powerless MC

How the Reset Feels

Seven lifts MC randomly (v. short)

How Yoosung was blinded (v. short)

Yoosung purrs (v. short)

I’ll update this over time if I continue writing. I have a feeling that I missed a few things, but oh well. If there’s anything I missed that you know of, please tell me!

M A S T E R  L I S T

Here is a compilation of all the Mystic Messenger related stuff I’ve written so far. I will keep it updated very regularly, meaning that whenever I post a new headcanon, scenario or fic you will be able to find the link 

|| FICS ||

RFA meets MC for the first time + ZenxMC having a lot of sex [NSFW]

RFA + Saeran + V being in theatre club together + ZenxMC

MC and Zen are professional ballet dancers who fall in love

MC cheating on her husband Saeyoung with Saeran [NSFW]

MC getting together with and proposed to by Saeran 

MC taking her last picture of the RFA (based on art)

MC having worked for Jumin before joining RFA and Jumin finding out

Pride and Prejudice AU with JuminxMC

JuminxMC finding out they are half siblings after getting married [ANGST]

Male!MC surprising Jaehee after being away at war for years 5+1 things - The one where Saeran falls in love with bubbly, kind MC

||REACTIONS||

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood reacting to MC leaving for world tour

RFA + Saeran + V sleeping positions + MC reaction to them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to Asthmatic MC having an attack before sex [NSFW-ish] 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a really shitty cook

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a lisp due to dental a device 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being cold to them, because they accidentally forgot her birthday 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC getting injured while caught in an accident with them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC constantly crying for seemingly no reason

RFA + Saeran +V  reacting to MC being cheated on and getting revenge

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a Junior in High School aka ‘underage’

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a phobia of butterflies

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC wanting to wait until marriage to have sex

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being high after getting her wisdom teeth removed

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC being a YouTuber and joining in for a video

RFA + Saeran reacting to finding out MC being a drummer 

RFA + V reacting to bubbly MC also being hella sassy and dragging a bitch

RFA reacting to MC giving them a blowjob [NSFW]

RFA reacting to MC joining and returning from the military

RFA reacting to MC going to College 2+ hours away

||HEADCANONS||

RFA + Saeran at Hogwarts  Jumin x ZEN headcanons [platonic]

Zen/Jumin/Saeran having phone-sex with MC [NSFW]

||SCENARIOS||

MC is nervous about meeting Chairman Han + Jumin helps her in his own way 

RFA+Saeran+V planning a romantic date for MC but everything going wrong…or not? [FLUFF] RFA+Saeran+V breaking up with MC and maybe getting back together?

MC drunk dialing RFA+Saeran and telling them ‘I love you’ for the first time

RFA and MC having been childhood friends but only finding out now

MC coming out as ftm transgender to RFA+Saeran+V MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran finding out ||PART ONE||

MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran having sex ||PART TWO|| [NSFW]

Jumin’s and V’s worst childhood memory

|| ANALYSIS ||

Is Jaehee really only Zen’s fan? 

Why is Jaehee’s and Zen’s (possibly romantic) relationship not further explored and how well would they really fit together [1] [2]

Why Jaehee is obedient - a continuation of the discussion above

How MC’s behaviour changes in every route to match the romanced character as she doesn’t actually exist as a character of her own

Why Zen’s biker-gang days probably weren’t as safe as he makes them seem

Who of the five main characters needs therapy the most - a ranking with detailed explanation as to why

Some of the bigger reasons people don’t like Saeyoung/Seven/707

Why Jumin is a better/saner character than the fandom gives him credit for

How and Why Jumin Han is emotionally constipated

What mental illnesses do RFA+Saeran+V (possibly) have

Why Saeyoung doesn’t drink and what he possibly thinks of Zen/MC doing it

Why I hate Rika and why she is an undeniably shitty character  Why Vanderwood falls flat as a character (for me)

|| MYSTIC SLICE OF LIFE ||

Ep. 1 - Jumin, Zen and the curse cat-photoshoot 

Ep. 2 - Saeyoung and Saeran in Macaroni Make Men Smile

Four years ago…

Damn it!

They kicked the dinner table over, using the temporary cover it provided to dive behind the couch.

Not that a couch or a table would really stop a bullet. It was more for the visual cover than anything. Harder to hit a target you can’t see. It would give them a chance to reload, at least.

They didn’t feel too bad about destroying the homeowner’s furniture. The room was a mess anyways. The picture hanging on the wall wasn’t even straight.

“Vanderwood?” The voice in his earpiece had a forced calm, like it was trying to sound professional. The hesitant rise in pitch at the end of their name gave them away.

Well, to them, at least. Vanderwood was pretty familiar with that voice by now. Just like they were starting to get familiar with the exact angle that stupid picture was off balance. Seriously, it was so uneven. How did the guy who lived here not notice?

“What is it, Zero Seven?” they asked, peeking out quickly from the couch to fire back at their attackers. They heard one fall to the ground with a pained shout.

“Did you find the papers?”

Vanderwood sighed. Well, half sigh, half groan of annoyance. If they’d found it, don’t you think they’d have left before people started shooting at them? 

“Our info must have been bad, there’s nothing like that here.”

“Oh.” An awkward pause, broken up only by a faint clicking of keys. “You should probably get out then. Backup’s on the way. For them, not you. That’s what I was calling to tell you.” The kid was clearly nervous, which only confirmed the depth of shit Vanderwood was currently in. Great. “You should probably get out of there fast.”

“Thanks, genius.” Vanderwood usually tried not to be too harsh on the kid, but they were a little stressed about the whole imminent death thing.

…And it didn’t help that the stupid slanted picture was staring at them. Crookedly.

“Any chance of backup?” they asked, staring back at the offending picture.

“No one else is in the area…” They could hear a faint tapping in the background. 707′s nervous habit. “They’re coming in from the north, so you should head for the back door.”

“Understood.”

The line stayed open for a second longer, as though the kid wanted to say something else. But he didn’t. Vanderwood heard a ‘click’ as the line went dead, and turned back to face the problem at hand. 

That stupid picture. 

What? No! The whole ‘being trapped’ thing. That was their priority. Stop looking at the picture. Stop it. 

They leaned out and shot at the doorway where the three men (two? They didn’t know if the one they’d shot was still there) were hiding, forcing them back into cover. They took the opening to run for the kitchen.

Right past the crooked picture.

It was so close. It was literally right there. If they just… reached out… and pushed it just a little…

The picture was straight. All was well. They had a bullet in their arm. 

…wait, what?!

They dove into the kitchen and kicked the back door open. They didn’t have time to stop and worry about the fact that their arm was slowly bleeding out.

Should’ve thought of that ten seconds ago, huh idiot?

They ran outside, launching themself over the fence. Before they left, they turned back and lodged their taser against the fence, wedging it in so the wires held the trigger down. Let’s see those assholes climb the fence now.

They continued to follow 707′s directions until they finally met up with their getaway driver. Which was… 707 himself. They hadn’t expected that.

“Are you even old enough to drive?” they joked weakly, all but collapsing into the passenger seat.

The kid’s eyes widened, honing in on the blood seeping through the older agent’s sleeves. “What happened?”

“I… got distracted.” They felt their face heat up as they remembered their temporary lapse of judgement. Was it too much to hope 707 wouldn’t ask?

“By what?”

Of course it was.

“There was this picture on the wall and it was just… so crooked.” 

Saying it out loud only made it sound worse. They regretted it instantly. They didn’t owe this kid an explanation. Why didn’t they just lie?? They blamed it on being tired.

The heavy silence after their explanation only lasted a moment before it was ripped apart by 707′s barely contained laughter.

“You didn’t.”

“Shut up.”

“In the middle of a firefight? Seriously?”

“I said shut it!”

And although the laughter eventually faded, they both knew that Vanderwood was never going to live this down. Ever.

How to show expression with the mouth!

This was a request and at first I wasn’t sure if I had anything to provide with, but as it turn out it got a little longer than I expected because there were actually things I had to say!! Wow!! 

Anyway, this is some guidelines I follow when I try to make the face expressfull, more specifically the mouth! It is often neglected, since it’s actually pretty hard, I’ll admit. But I’m here to help (hopefully…)! A mouth expression tutorial as per request. Enjoy and hopefully it will help some a little. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Draw the teeth at the right angle. 

This is super important. The upper jaw follows the angle of the head, and the lower jaw will depend on how open it is. Make sure you have a rough estimate of where the teeth are, and how much of them you’re going to see!

The lips will VERY roughly follow the same angle as the teeth. It really depends on the character, but it gives you a sense at least. 

If you DON’T do this, you’re going to lose so much volume and the mouth is going to end up looking unrelatable. I showed this example in this tutorial:

It’s not just the lips! 

The cheeks, chin, and tongue play a role too! 

Try look at your own mouth or references! I have a very pliable and large mouth, so that’s one reason why my characters have it too lmao.

ASYMMETRYYYYY (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

I cannot emphasize how important asymmetry is when drawing expressions. It applies not only to the eyebrows to achieve the Dreamwork Face™, but also the mouth. Seriously if you draw a symmetric mouth I will deliver myself to your mailbox and then shout at you until you fix it. 

Look at the difference between these two for example: which one has more “life”? 

I think you get the idea.

Push and squish - give it flow

Here’s an old drawing I have but it illustrates how I think when I squish the mouth, and use folding and wrinkles to my advantage.

Look at your own face and see where skin bundles up, where it creases the most and when bumps appear on your chin. Subtle details makes all the difference! 

One VERY effective detail is illustrated in the first sketch, where I pull upwards on one side, and downwards on the other. That’s a good detail to use when the character is making a skewed expression, or is extremely frustrated. I encourage you to play around with that concept bc it’s ~super effective~!

EXAMPLES:

Happy: Your entire mouth is pushed upwards, not just the corners of your mouth!

I tend to draw a :3 mouth bc I’ve been drawing Lance too much….. You don’t have to but it’s basically imprinted in my motor memory by now. 

Pouting/frowning: corners are pushed down, middle pushed slightly up. Sometimes, there’s a slight dip in the middle too. It can give a sense that the character is biting their lips.

Showing frustration/intimidating/is intimidated: basically showing a lot of teeth. The corners are as open as possible and the middle sorta more squished. An extremely important detail here is showing some of the gums, and open space between the cheeks and teeth. That way it looks like the mouth it open to it’s full potential. Here is also where you basically MUST add folds and bumps, or else it’s not going to look relatable. 

(Here I am again with the pulling upwards on one side and downwards on the other, as illustrated on the last sketch)

And then again, here’s just another doodle showing how important it is to show the gums. It’s the same face twice, but the second one looks slightly more frustrated doesn’t it?

(from my other tutorial on how to draw facial expressions)

As you can see, this last one is very versatile and I draw it a lot. Play around with the basic shape and see how much subtle details makes a lot of difference! 

That’s it! 

I hope that cleared some things up and was somewhat helpful! Enjoy drawing ✨

Masterlist

EDITED: 7/4/17, 3pm

OMG OKAY IF THERE’S ANY PROBLEMS LET ME KNOW BUT I THINK I FIXED IT??? im so tired someone help me ~Admin 404

Headcanons/Imagines/Reactions!:

If they’re a doodler or a writer

Favourite landscapes

Favourite holiday

Favourite seasons

MC can’t sleep due to back pain

MC being extremely flexible

MC insecure about tummy/freckles

Hiking date

MC makes/wears cosplay

Reuniting at the airport

Best friends/platonic

MC has pet birds

MC as a fencer

MC really into death metal

MC as a major snuggler

MC setting up Chanukkah decor

MC and the piano

MC as childhood friend

Engagement rings

MC as a tattoo parlor regular

MC spamming everyone with the Bee movie

MC loses focus easily

Tall MC

Favourite Studio Ghibli movies

Drunk MC/Love reveal

Favourite way to spend time with MC

Positive pregnancy test as holiday gift

MC inviting Unknown to Christmas event (Christmas DLC)

Kinda gross MC

MC being hit on by another person

MC with someone else during holidays (ANGST)

Having to get undercuts

Obese MC (insecure)

Insomniac MC

Extreme sports with MC

MC/Family sass battle

MC with acne scars

MC on period/heavy cramps

Classic rock obsessed MC

MC Randomly speaking Russian

MC afraid of people

MC from a cold country

MC insecure eating in front of others

MC addicted to dabbing

MC with an emo fashion

MC obsessed with Classic Rock

MC as an MMA fighter

MC holed up in their room because of mental health issues

Favourite Snapchat filters

Bilingual MC forgets names for things

MC doesn’t like people spending money on them

MC likes to say “I love you” platonically

MC works the nightshift

Wedding dresses/suits

MC being random at the wrong time

MC asking for a piggy back ride

Mute MC

MC who likes things meticulously clean and in order

6'6 MC

Slightly Telepathic MC

MC always wears heelies

MC with anorexia

MC does martial arts

Short MC has long legs

Hopeless Romantic MC

MC Sick on Christmas

MC as a politician

Reactions to Jaehee/MC friendship

MC picks at scabs and gets scars

MC is an irl princess

Misc. V headcanons

MC as Terry Crews (I hate this so mUCH)

RFA Playing Undertale

Bald MC

MC protecting RFA from being hit on

MC Constantly in hospital/afraid of hospital

RFA at a strip club

RFA as text messages from 404

MC oblivious to flirting

MC not wanting to give birth/okay with adoption

MC in musical having to kiss another actor

Teacher MC

Witchy MC

MBTI Personality Types

404’s Face Claims

MCXDanny DeVito because y'all hate me

Telepathic MC part 2

Winter Soldier/Black Widow MC

MC afraid of needles

RFA reacts to MC who trash talks Rika

Random Korean Culture HCS

RFA: Given blank piece of paper, what would they do?

MC is a Kpop star

MC is into cars

RFA+V+SAERAN Falling hard for MC

MC always trash talking Rika

Sharing bed for the first time

Part two: Christmas Angst (HAPPY ENDINGS)

Celebrating MC’s birthday

RFA Break ups (ANGST?)

Finding out MC Knows Korean

Reactions to Jaehee x Zen

MC messes up their hair 

Reacting to MC being gay

MC pretends to be married to friend

MC as a Victoria Secret Model

RFA opinions on pineapple on pizza + other foods

RFA as Vampires: Feeding habits

RFA Falling for Male!MC

Going to Pride with MC

MC really loves cats

MC plays instrument fluently

MC randomly wanting to slow dance

MC having younger sibling(s)

MC Loving Stars and the Ocean

FICS:

Saeran being called Edgelord

Saeran singing “When Christmas Comes to Town”

Saeran/MC being intimate when Saeyoung walks in

RFA+V+SAERAN Reacting to seeing Saeyoung on mission/date

Saeyoung cutting off Zen’s ponytail

404′s Ridiculous AU’s:

Duck AU

Sock AU

Stock Image AU

Car AU

Meme AU

Lamp AU

Coat AU

Restaurant/Fast food AU

Fruit AU

Homestuck AU

Dog AU

VALENTINES FICS:

Saeyoung

Saeran

Jumin

Yoosung

Zen

Jaehee

V

EASTER FIC:

Easter

NSFW:

Jealousy (NSFW)

Pegging (NSFW)

Massages (NSFW)

MC making breakfast with nothing but a t-shirt on (NSFW)

7 mins in heaven/Spin the bottle (Possible NSFW?)

MC walks in on them masturbating (NSFW)

Masochist MC (NSFW)

Getting Caught Being Intimate by Child (NSFW?)

MC calling penises by weird names (NSFW-ISH?)

SUBMISSIONS/ADMIN PERSONAL:

Beautiful-mystic-mess/404: Fidget Spinner AU?

404: Saeran sketch

404: Saeran the Jolly Green Giant

404/626 admin comic

Nglitisjay Yoosung undercut

Imtryingtodoartstuff Saeyoung undercut

Imtryingtodoartstuff Admins

Coziershelf Admins

Kiirdonel Saeran/Saeyoung/Yoosung undercut

Kiirdonel RFA undercuts

Misspeggy-longleggy MC’s book

Misspeggy-longleggy Admin 626’s book

Rosiek5art Admin 404

Rosiek5art Admin 626

Haku-and-luna Saeran

Lord-of-the-firemelons Ice cream shop Saeran

Childhood Anon: V’s Barber shop

404 DJ Han

404 random

404 Legend of Yoosung

Kittymintchip Edited Rika

404/mellowpeanutbanana-91efa99e: Rika

404 “Sinka”

404 Rika Headstone

404 Rika

404: RFA+Eeveelutions

Mystic Messenger | Headcanon and Blurb Master List

Headcanons

RFA+Minor Trio – MC Surprises Them with an Amusement Park Trip

RFA+Minor Trio - MC Good at Skating Takes Them Skating for the First Time

NSFW-RFA+Minor Trio - Cursed Into ‘Heat’

(Mildly)NSFW-RFA+Minor Trio - MC Super Late for Work Hijacks Their Shower

RFA+Saeran - Cuddling MC on Couch and Get on Top of Her

RFA+Minor Trio – MC Terrible at Dancing Takes Them to a Club

Vanderwood in Love with Default MC

Blurbs

ZenRan, SaeranxZen

JuminxMC Jealous Jumin

Vanderwood Cares for Seven Turned Into a Cat

VanderwoodxMC-Caring for Neighbor’s 4-Year-Old for the Weekend

NSFW SevenxMC Seven Has a Wet Dream, MC Helps Out

Send me an ask! Patrons get first dibs, but everyone else is first come first serve. NSFW and SFW accepted. Check out my fanfictions.

Master List

Testing Zen

Being a social worker (MCxUnknown)

Bi MC (Headcannons)

Get out of my way (MCxV)

Cleaning out the attic (MCxZen)

Clumsy MC (MCxJumin)

Date at the beach (MCxZen)

MC hates mornings (MCxZen)

Long Distance Relationship (MCxZen)

Head Injury (MCxSeven)

RFA sexual experiance

MC with a Cat (ZenxMC)

Outfits to Seduce RFA

Snow Day (MCxYoosung)

Stolen Kisses (MCxZen)

MC a hacker (MCxSeven)

Releasing Zen’s Beast

Based on the song Perfume (MCxJumin)

Self conscious MC (MCxZen) 

Cheating Angst Pt. 1(MCxZen)

Aftermath Pt 2 (MCxZen)

One Missed Call (MCxZen)

When it storms (MCxZen)

Compassion (MCxZen)

Explorations (ZenxMCxJumin) (this will be updated with the chapter list when there is more than one chapter!)

Seeing an Ex in public (MCxYoosung)

Comfort (MCxZen)

First date with V (MCxV)

Dancing (MCxSeven)

Ice Skating Date (MCxZen)

Betrayed by a friend (MCxZen)

Falling asleep on the couch (MCxYoosung)

Cuddling at 1am (MCxV)

Alternate meeting of Zen (MCxZen)

Marry me (MCxJumin)

Shut up and kiss me (MCxYoosung)

Secret Admirer (MCxYoosung)

Tea (MCxZen)

Masterlist

~Any post listed here without a link hasn’t been finished yet!~

Updated: 7/14/17

Rules

Admin Molly’s Art:

Saeran Choi 

General headcanons:

Love With Each Character [4k words] (RFA + Minor Trio & Rika)

What Kind of Music Do The RFA + V & Saeran Listen To?

Giving Elizabeth 3rd A Bath (RFA + V & Saeran)

MC Has A Big Exam (RFA + Minor Trio)

The RFA + Minor Trio Go Ghost Hunting 

MC Fails At Cooking (RFA + V & Saeran)

MC Has A Prankster Brother (RFA + Minor Trio)

Elizabeth 3rd Bites The RFA + Minor 4

MC Teaches Them To Draw/Paint (RFA + Minor Trio)

The RFA (+ V & Saeran) as Children at the Park (Vanderwood to be added)

Prank Calling the RFA With 707 (Minor Trio to be added)

RFA Members + Saeran As Cats (V and Vanderwood to be added)

MC Draws Them (RFA + V and Saeran)

MC Like Plants (RFA + Minor Trio)

MC Snore & Flail Around In Your Sleep (RFA + Minor Trio)

Chubby MC (RFA + Minor Trio)

MC With Carpal Tunnel (RFA + Minor Trio)

MC Is Obsessed with Heathers (RFA + V & Saeran, Vanderwood to be added)

RFA + Minor Trio’s Favorite Ice Cream Flavors

RFA + Minor Trio Favorite Pizza

MC is Proud Of HER Scars

MC Bought Silly String (RFA + Vanderwood & V)

Barista MC (Saeyoung, Vanderwood, Yoosung, Zen, Jaehee, V & Saeran)

Depressed MC Who’s Insecure About Her Looks (V, Zen, Yoosung & Jaehee)

RFA + Minor Trio Headcanons with MC4

RFA Boys + V Reacting to MC Moving In With Collector’s Barbie Dolls

Young MC Getting Catcalled In Public (RFA + Minor Trio)

RFA + Minor Trio Finding Out Depressed MC Cuts (TW)

MC Has Sweaty Palms (RFA + Minor Trio)

Victoria’s Secret Model MC (RFA + Minor Trio)

Bookworm MC (RFA + Minor Trio)

Himedere MC (RFA + Minor Trio)

MC Who Can Outdrink Zen (Saeyoung/707 & Zen)

MC Who Enjoys Hiding In Ikea (RFA + Minor Trio)

RFA + Minor 4 Accidentally Hurting MC

MC Does Nail Art (RFA + V + Saeran)

Song Fics:

“Sorry” - Jumin Han

“Somebody Else” - Jumin Han

“Sweet” -Zen

“I See The Light” From Tangled -Zen

Angst Headcanons:

Saeyoung and Vanderwood react to their children finding a video of their late mother

V/Jihyun Kim:

General headcanons (Pt. 1)

General headcanons (Pt. 2)

Jaehee Kang:

Relationship headcanons

Jumin Han:

Finding Out MC is Scared Of Cats

Yoosung Kim:

Comforting MC After A Nightmare

Crossovers:

Dear Evan Hansen x Mystic Messenger

Random Stuff:

Vanderwood’s Next Top Model

My Friend Calls Vanderwood “Sir Taze Alot”

Drabble Challenge (REBLOGGED)

Admin Alex’s Introduction Post

Can I get a matchup?^^;Im a calm person,with a bit sassy humor.Understanding toward others,but more strict toward myself.Daydreaming/random naps anywhere;;Hate mess&tend to remind people to take care of themselves a lot if they need it,but Im not the best example of it even if I try hard;;I love gaining new knowledge,Im into art as well.Ambitious but lazy;;Get scared easily.Dislike doing risky things,but if I feel stressed,I tend to act carelessly.I dont seem but love cuddling~Have a nice day^^;

Ooh, this one’s a little tougher! Tbh, I’d ship you with Saeyoung!

He’d love your sassy side, but also enjoy how you remind him to take care of himself. Once he noticed that you dislike clutter, he may even try to tidy up after himself a bit better by not leaving his dirty clothes lying around, and attempting to sweep up crumbs and such so you don’t have to. He’s got a plethora of “useless” knowledge about plenty of things, and I’m sure he’d love to share all that with you (even if he pushes you away at first~) If he notices that you’re afraid or anxious, he’d likely wrap you up in his jacket and hum softly for you to help you calm down, and we all know he totally down for cuddling. You may wanna watch the risky behavior, though, cause that may tempt him into coaxing out both your wild sides. ;)

Can I have a matchup?^^;I'm 20,studying finances.I love art,literature&music.I write a lot.I'm a bit afraid of things like dogs&fire, sometimes they make me panic.I tend to think (and daydream) a lot.I'm understanding toward others,but more strict for myself and how I act.I sometimes feel like a burden,but other than that I'm a calm, rather cheerful person.I have a weird sense of humor that makes me seem a bit sassy;;I'm very curious about the world and love to learn new things.Have a nice day!

I choose you, Jumin!

This man would be interested in you after the moment you said about studying finances. Jumin also loves when you talk about literature and art, specially when you are petting Elizabeth while doing it. 

He understands about being strict with yourself more than with others and would try to solve it with you. Just like when you are understanding with him, he would do the same for you. 

Jumin would gladly travel and show you the world. He is the one who always laughs when you tell a joke and everyone says about you being a couple with a weird sense of humor. But that’s okay.