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Hey! I was wondering, do you have any favorite rika fanfic you'd recommend reading?

uuuuuhhhhhhhh there is a dearth of rika fic, to put it lightly, but i’ll try my best.

any rika fic by @cannibalisticskittles (khismer on ao3) is good

a taste of paradise by sunflowerfield is good, but it has saeran/mc if you’re okay with that.

warm blood by hopeheavy is bit artsier than usual but it works.  go read it

i have a fic tag on this blog, and some of my faves from the stuff i’ve reblogged include:

Wanting by @robultrash

Monster by @rosekasa

i’ve also written some drabbles from requests, i like my own writing well enough.

i’m really sorry i couldn’t have been of more help, there’s just not a lot of rika fic in general (*´_ゝ｀)

Eating for clear skin

Guys, I used to have horrible acne.

Like hide my face, refuse to go to school, and smother my skin in 100 different products horrible acne.

It made me feel incredibly self conscious and every time someone looked at me, I thought they were just looking at my skin and thinking about how bad it was. I hated it.

Of course I tried to fix it with cleansers and creams and miracle whatever, but nothing worked. It wasn’t until I started paying close attention to what I ate and how it affected my skin that my acne started to clear up.

Here’s a quick list of diet related tips to keep your skin acne free:

1. Avoid dairy, alcohol, and sugar. So like, definitely no Bailey’s milkshakes lol. But seriously, all 3 of these are incredibly inflammatory to the body and acne is, essentially, just inflammation. So if you want to reduce acne, the best way to do it is to reduce inflammation in your body. And one of the best ways to do THAT is to cut out these 3 things.

2. Eat 8-10 servings of fruit and vegetables a day. I know this sounds like a lot, but you can easily fit ~6 servings in to a single smoothie!! Fruits and veggies contain antioxidants and phytonutrients and micronutrients and so many other incredible things that are good for your skin! The more the merrier!

3. Take an Omega 3 supplement (preferably vegan). Why? Because omega 3s reduce inflammation in the body!!! I take a vegan omega 3 supplement sourced from algae and it has reduced the redness in my skin dramatically. I noticed a difference only within a month too!

4. Try collagen. Collagen is honestly so good for you. I know it comes from animals so my vegan friends will want to avoid this. But taking collagen everyday has made, hands down, the most dramatic difference in my skin. Collagen smooths your skin making it plumper, softer, and more even. It can also help heal the lining in your gut and a happy gut is a happy life! Just make sure to order collagen from an ethical company that sources it from grass fed pasture raised bovine. And if you don’t want to take collagen…

5. Eat lots of Vitamin C. Vitamin C works to protect the skin, as well as stimulate the production of collagen in the body!!

6. Put fresh turmeric root in your smoothie. Turmeric is one of the most powerful anti inflammatories on the planet. I drink a little bit of fresh turmeric root (along with black pepper to increase the bioavailability of the active ingredient, curcumin) every day to shrink existing pimples, as well as to decrease the redness in my face. This stuff is awesome and a little bit goes a long way!

7. Eat fermented foods or take a probiotic supplement. Your gut is responsible for nearly every aspect of your health, so when your gut is happy and healthy, your skin will be too. And not only do they help with your skin, they can also regulate your digestive sustem, treat mental illnesses, decrease bloating, and help you lose weight! I like to eat lots of kimchi, sauerkraut, and of course kombucha to get a daily dose of probiotics.

Wow ok that was a lot more thorough than I intended lol but I hope this was helpful! Feel free to ask me any questions, I would love to explain any of these further. Xoxo

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first header theme babey… looks like a lot of other themes but i think it turned out alright but i guess its up for you to decide that. you can edit the code as much as you want but dont delete the credit or else im gonna go fucking godzilla. have fun tell me if there are any bugs

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Ray Route BSE3 tips

It took me a few tries to get the last CG I needed for Saeran but I’ve fINALLY GOT IT, so for those of you struggling to get the third Bad Story End on Day 10 of Ray’s route, I’ve written what I did to get it below

There’s gonna be spoilers, so if you’re yet to play his route and you want to go into it blind, don’t read any further!

NOTE: You need to start from the very beginning of the route on Day 5

Day 5-6 (Start - Branch 1):

Be kind to Ray

Don’t encourage overworking to either Ray or the RFA

Don’t oppose Ray taking the elixir or speak negatively about Mint Eye, be okay with the possibility of having to take the elixir yourself

Talk about religion, paradise, and anything Mint Eye-sounding when the options come up

Don’t trust V

Be in favour of the Prime Minister’s offer

Day 7-9 (Branch 1 - Branch 2):

Don’t submit to Saeran or let him treat you like his toy

Treat Rika as the saviour and agree with her philosophies, but remember to not submit to the harsh words

Don’t suggest you prefer Ray or that he’ll come back, whether it be towards Saeran or Rika

Be suspicious of V and Seven, still be in favour of the PM’s offer

Be in favour of staying at Mint Eye

Once he’s back to “Saeran” after Ray makes a brief reappearance, keep telling him he’s strong, and don’t suggest leaving Mint Eye

Day 9-10 (Branch 2 - Branch 3):

TRY NOT TO MISS ANY CHATS! Unlock missed ones if you have to! I missed three or four between the Day 9 and Day 10 branches during one attempt and it got me the Bad Relationship End with the sleeping pill, but getting all the chats got me the Bad Story End with the CG

Side with Rika  (this may cause you physical pain to do but just power through ok) and agree to help her get Saeran back

Act like a believer

Be suspicious of V and Seven

Advertise your “religion” and “paradise” to the RFA, offer to bring them there, and say that you’re in a place filled with happiness

Insist that Jumin’s plan to recruit Saeran won’t work, and that he can only be happy where he is

I’m not sure if this is the minimum required to get this ending or if I’ve just gone way overboard, but I tried doing similar from the Day 6 branch onward and it wouldn’t work so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In any case, I hope this helps! Feel free to ask if you have any questions~

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*pukes glitter onto canvas* art

Rare English Words 2

Corybantic – frenzied; agitated; unrestrained

Divagate – to wanter; stray

Circumlocution – a roundabout or indirect way or speaking; using more words than necessary

Progenitor – ancestor

Ideate – imagine

Ophidian – of, relating to, or denoting snakes

Lambent – playing lightly on or over a surface; flickering

Disenthrall – free; liberate

Ambrosial – exceptionally pleasing to taste or smell; delicious; fragrant

Perfervid – overwrought or exaggerated emotion; excessively fervent

please... if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english

THOU is the subject (Thou art…) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy hair) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)

this has been a psa

A friendly reminder that Saeyoung’s name in college was Chilyoung Choi (19) who mysteriously disappeared at a party right before the commencement.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

Whoops~ I talked about the “5 Minutes” Saeran would have in my headcanon because of his instability and oh god I am so sorry…but I have to draw out my feelings lol. He’s such an interesting character and he doesn’t even have a route yet! I really hope Cheritz will make one for him someday. He needs happiness and we need him! R-Right…? /)/////(\

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Ok, I think I am done. God, I am really sorry for this haha but I love him so much, I just can’t…orz

What program do you use to draw???!!!

I use clip studio paint for sketching and sometimes lineart and photoshop for everything else 😊

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FREE ART PROGRAMS

So recently I came across a fellow artist who was struggling to find a free art program, and considering dropping the large amount of money for a Photoshop license. I know not everyone can afford such an expensive program, so I’ve compiled a list of programs with no cost to download and use.

Keep in mind all computers are different, so not all will work for everyone. Also, I’ve only ever used Windows, so for the most part, I’m not sure if everything will work for Mac. if in doubt check the website linked.

Photoshop CS2 - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)

FireAlpaca - (Windows and Mac)

Sketchbook Copic Edition - (Windows and Mac)

GIMP - (Windows) (Mac)

Paint tool SAI [cracked]  - (Windows) (Mac)

Paint tool SAI 2 beta - (tumblr post on said program)

iPaint - (Mac)

Paintbrush - (Mac)

Pencil - (Windows, Mac)

Paint.NET - (Windows)

Seashore [still in development, ver 0.5] - (Mac)

ChocoFlop - (Mac)

Inkscape - (Mac and Windows)

ArtRage [Demo] - (Mac and Windows)

OpenCanvas 1.1[must pay for 2.0] - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)

MyPaint - (Windows)

Krita - (Windows)

Vectorian [Supports Animation] - (Windows)

Pixia[Japanese, some English versions] - (Windows)

Asperite - (Windows)

Chasys Draw IES - (Windows)

SmoothDraw - (Windows)

TwistedBrush Open Studio - (Windows)

BOUNS - CTRL+Paint [Great for teaching all kinds of stuff, like how to use digital programs.]

If you know more free programs, please add onto this!

A man calls 911 and says in a soft voice, “I am currently sitting next to the little girl you are looking for. She is safe, for now, but if no one comes to get her quick enough, I will be forced to do something unspeakable to her kidnappers.”

Oh he’s going to help you alright. 

(poor Vandy got it tough even in the dog au..) 

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numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Dominant RFA + Minor Trio with a misbehaving MC? If that makes sense Thank you!

dominant people are my favorite people tbh (this is nsfw!)

sorry i spent so long on this btw, i’m sick and busy with school work so i haven’t been writing much lately! also i’ve never written vanderwood before so i’m not too sure about how i portrayed him but here you go, here’s your sin

Yoosung

He had warned you the day before that he needed to play LOLOL for a special event, and he didn’t want to be distracted as it was important

So what did you do?

Distract him

You sat on his lap while he played, which wasn’t unusual, so he just wrapped your arms around you but didn’t really acknowledge you otherwise

After a few minutes you started kissing his neck, making him groan

“Baby, not now, I’m in the middle of a fight okay”

When you ignored him and started biting his neck, he threw his controller away, told his guild members that he had to leave because something came up his dick and squeezed your ass so hard that it would probably leave bruises

“What did I just tell you? Why would you tease me like that, huh? Are you really that desperate for me to fuck you?”

All the boyish cheerfulness in his voice was gone and replaced with pure lust

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, I truly believe Yoosung is always flustered not just because he is shy, but because he’s dominant af and wants to ravish you

Fucked you hard the couch as he was too impatient to go to the bedroom

Probably forgot to turn the mic on his headset off first poor guild members

Zen

He wanted to stay professional at set, so he had asked you to not call him unless it was an emergency, and rather just wait for him to call, as he shouldn’t just ditch his rehearsals and take breaks whenever he felt like it

So when you called him, he picked up and expected a disaster to have happened 

Like a house fire or that you were at the hospital dying

What he didnt expect was for you to moan his name in a whining way, begging for him to come home to you as you were horny and didn’t want to wait for him

He instantly blushed and went to the bathroom for some privacy, before he answered, clearly flustered

“P-princess, what are you doing?”

“Thinking of you… Your talented mouth, your long fingers, and your big cock…”

He spluttered out some words that vaguely sounded like “hold on”, before hanging up, telling the crew that an emergency had come up and that he needed to leave, and ran all the way home

When he entered your room and saw you fingering yourself on the bed, he pulled your hand away and replaced it with his own, practically showing his fingers into you roughly

“What were you thinking, working me up like that when I am busy and have told you not to bother me? You’re gonna pay for this princess, I hope you are aware off that”

Jaehee

Jumping right into the smut wow close your eyes children

With Jaehee standing between your legs, preparing to peg you by strapping a dildo onto herself, it was impossible to not touch yourself at the sight

“No baby girl, don’t please youself. I’m the one who will make you moan”

You were trying your best, but she was using so long time that she had to slap your hands away several times

When she finally had it on, she didn’t get straight to fucking you as you wanted

All she did was to tease you by rubbing the tip of the dildo against you, making you groan her name

“Jaehee I swear to god, if you don’t fuck me right now I will actually scream”

She smiled smugly and kept teasing you until you couldn’t resist touching yourself anymore, already painfully close to your orgasm

When she noticed you rubbing yourself, she looked disapprovingly at you before she removed the strap on from herself

“W-what are you doing?”

“You didn’t follow my orders MC, I will not follow yours”

Shocked, you watched as she found a small vibrator from the bedside drawer, turning it on and shoved it inside you before she tied you up, making you unable to do anything but moan her name desperately

“If you would excuse me, I have some paperwork to do. It shouldn’t take longer than half an hour”, she said as she got up and left

When she finished, she found you writhing in bed and whimpering from all the overstimulation

“Tsk tsk tsk, if you’d only listen to me”

Jumin

You often got bored home alone with just Elizabeth the 3rd as company, so you sometimes convinced Jumin to let you join him to his meetings (which were boring, but at least you could just zone out and look at him)

His only condition was for you to behave professionaly, as he didn’t want any possible deals to not go through because of inappropriate behavior

This particular meeting was even more boring than usual, so you decided to make a game out of turning your husband on without anyone noticing

You started by placing your hand on his knee under the table, but he didn’t even look at you until you were sliding your hand up his thigh, when he gave you a warning glance

Smiling innocently, you began softly palming him through his pants

He shifted slightly away from you but otherwise, his only reaction was his hardening length

Deciding to push your luck further, you squeezed him and didn’t fail to notice that he bit his lip

“Gentlemen, I am terribly sorry, but I have a horrendous headache. Could we postpone this meeting until tomorrow?”

They grumpily agreed and left one by one, till you and Jumin were the only ones left in the room

“I knew you liked to play it dangerous, but when did you turn into such a bad kitten? Just because I call you cute nicknames, does not mean I am above punishing you when you deserve it”

Bent you over the table and took you from behind with no mercy

707

He was in another one of those “no stay away I’m dangerous and not worth it” phases, and had told you to leave him alone and not bother him, as he didn’t love you

As much as it hurt you, you knew he would come around eventually if you just insisted enough

So that’s why you decided to dress up in one of his hoodies, because he had mentioned once that you looked cute and irresistable in his clothes

After sneaking into his room, grabbing a hoodie and changing so you were wearing only that and your underwear, you got into his computer room with the help of the cat robot

“God Seven, agent 606 requests a partner as she is quite lonely”

He didn’t even bother looking at you, just shook his head and said that you shouldn’t waste your time and just leave him alone

“I don’t consider even a second spent with you wasted time, Saeyoung”

At this point he spun his chair around and looked like he was about to yell at you again, before realizing what you were wearing

“I-is that my hoodie?”

When you nodded and told him that you missed him and that it smelled like him, the annoyance in his eyes shifted to something even darker

Before you even realized it, you were pushed against the wall with Seven hungrily kiss your neck

“I’m a dangerous man MC, do I really need to prove that to you? I can’t have you just running around ignoring my rules, can I? Even pretty girls like you need to be punished”

Teased you by just rubbing his hardening cock against your opening for several minutes, before he fucked you against the wall until you were cumming on him and begging for him to stop overstimulating you

V

This nerd was taking photos of you two laying in bed, cuddling in your pyjamas

“Can you look at me, angel? You look so cute when you’re cuddled into the blankets, I want to capture your innocence”

Just to mess with him, you posed as seductively as you could by spreading your legs, putting your hand between them and opening your mouth like you were moaning

He blushed and pouted, repeating his question and asking you if could just look cute because he wanted a picture of it

When you disobeyed him further by groping your boob with your other hand, you heard him groan and felt his hands grab your wrists, pinning them above your head 

“Do you really think I’m unable to make you look at me the way I want you to, honey?”

Just to prove his point, he put his hand in your pants and rubbed your clit through your underwear suprisingly rough, making you moan loud

His usually soft mint green eyes now looked dark with lust, and with his other hand he picked up his camera

“Blow me while giving me that innocent look of yours so I can get my picture, or I won’t let you get off for a month”

Saeran/Unknown

Sometime during the progress of getting him emotionally stable again, the two of you got really close

After every therapy session he went to, the two of you would take a walk to the park to get some ice cream, then talk about nothing and everything

At the start he kept glaring annoyed at you, but as time went by he sat closer and even allowed you to lean your head on his shoulder now and then

The one thing he didn’t allow you to though, was to take his ice cream (because it was one of the few things that actually brought him good memories, it might seem ridiculous but he just wasn’t ready to share that yet)

So when he asked you to hold his ice cream as he went to the bathroom only to come back and see you licking his ice cream in a suggestive way, he raised an eyebrow

“Give it back, MC”

You giggled and was going to say that it was impossible, but got cut off mid sentence when he kissed you

Squeeling suprised, you kissed back and felt his tongue enter your mouth, making you moan softly

He pulled back and you could see the faint blush across his cheeks, but a satisfied smirk quickly took over his expression

“That wasn’t impossible, was it?”

You looked even more forward to your ice cream dates after that, especially the ones you decided to have at home

sorry i just feel like he wouldn’t be comfortable with anything too wild after what he has been through okay he just needs some love

Vanderwood 

“MC, honestly, clean up after you. I’m not your maid, you know”

Even thought he did love you, he hated how you were even messier than Seven sometimes

Just like one of those cats that look into your eyes as they knock over shit, you looked at him and threw an empty soda can on the floor

“Seriously?”

He looked at you with the most unimpressed look you had ever seen

“Oh I’m 100% serious, Mrs. Vanderwood”, you said in a teasing tone

Taking a step closer, he looked challenging at you

“If you’re going to throw things on the floor, at least let it be your clothes”

When you just laughed, he sat down on the couch

“C’mon sweetie, you wanted to play with me. Then play with me”

Taking his orders, you started stripping and saw his eyes roam over your now naked body

“Good girl. Now pick up your trash, and I will reward you”

When you didn’t listen but instead sat on his lap, he sighed and took off his gloves

“You really want to be punished, huh? Do you need me inside you that badly?

Without warning he thrusted two fingers into you, making you moan and grind against him

“I will make sure that by the end of the night, the only thing on this floor will be you, whimpering my name”

~jane

…if your mouth is faster than your brain.

I. Am. Fucking. Trash. Damn this game and damn this guy but he needs love and I want to show that there is so much love for him in my heart! :<

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

RFA but they hold furry conventions instead of fundraisers and Vanderwood is the anti who stands outside with signs protesting

and in this moment, I am Vanderwood.

this is why Mint Eye was created

Whoops~ I talked about the “5 Minutes” Saeran would have in my headcanon because of his instability and oh god I am so sorry…but I have to draw out my feelings lol. He’s such an interesting character and he doesn’t even have a route yet! I really hope Cheritz will make one for him someday. He needs happiness and we need him! R-Right…? /)/////(\

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Ok, I think I am done. God, I am really sorry for this haha but I love him so much, I just can’t…orz

Cool new prank

let’s cause Yellowstone to erupt