U Have The Same Reflexes As A Cat But Since U Have A Bigger Body It Takes Time For Them To Travel To

Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

Your iq is as low as the walking distance from ur eyes through your big ass forehead to your hair. Please don't use this as a pickup line.

Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???

Trump is thanos of real world

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If tumblr has two factor authentication y doesn't my credit card has one....

This tucking post is a frain wreck

I wonder I if the noises of bb8 in star wars are created by a guy with awful lot of cookies in his mouth......

In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.

Because this is not an avenger movie.

For those who don't understand the joke.

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.

When she comes over and shows her tiddies

Checkmate scientists.