Once u turn 18 u can't do kid's stuff and once u turn 17 u can't do adult stuff
WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
No one owns the copyright to ur brain.
Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face
And here i sit crying look at that face
Good guy
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
This tucking post is a frain wreck
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Do cats or dogs or any other animal curse when they are fighting
Like imagine a cat saying "fuck ya Jacob you r a cunt. U r the motherfucker who slept with my wife."
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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