When I'm done shitposting half of the humanity would still be asleep
Source:- Father of thanos
Girls girls the man stuck in the friendzone is gonna marry u later when u get tired of ur asshole boyfriends.
Pickup line that I may use one day on girls
I hope I am not wong about ur cuteness.
girls please provide ur opinion
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
So if guys have a wand aren't we all Harry potter????
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
It's funny how a small furball called a cat which doesn't do anything and just sits and naps around you can change so much of your life like no lover could ever do
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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