Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?
When did we go from Cartoon to ITune????
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (。•́ ‸ •̀。)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
Internet banking is just dealing with programming instead of actual people who judge u on how much less money u r depositing.
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
198 posts