Latest Posts by thisisywedonteatbugs - Page 6

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

“can we have pizza?“ 

“yeah sure just get it out the freezer”

Little body tip If u see that ur right shoulder is bigger than ur left shoulder then u need to consult an eye doctor....

I have been scammed.

What if illuminati is working with cia..???

I just sat there thinking like how we haven't named our moon , we just call it moon like we have no name for it like earth has one moon the moon moon . Petition to name the moon dusty ass booi...

Leaving ur skin everything inside it body is wet .......

People always tell me to see for virus in my usb drives and mobile . I am like aye pal chill i have always got my hand sanitizer and antiviral medicines in my bag

Aeroplanes and rockets and nuclear bombs are the biggest acoustic devices ever produced

Years later people will discover my blog and they will see my posts and exclaim . . . . . . . . . . Shitpost

Can we just think about the fact that in our solar system ri8 now anything could happen and we could go extinct .. we r living life on the brink of extinction .We r basically baby dinosaurs with big hands.....

I think the reason why cats are always around u is because they see themselves as an alpha of their pack and want to just protect u and the reason they get aggressive sometimes is because they have sensed some danger and wants to warn their idiot hooman

Whenever u think u r sad and think about suicide just stop and think that if u die ri8 now u would be missing an awful lot of marvel movies...

The reason y cats and dogs get along is that the cat thinks that the dog is a weird cat and the dog thinks that the cat is a weird dog

U have the same reflexes as a cat but since u have a bigger body it takes time for them to travel to ur brain....

It's 2018 why the fuck songs don't have sequels?????????????????

Good guy

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes........y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can't fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

Imma kill this bitch if she don't let me eat my soup in piece ....

This is how ur father spread that pussy ....

So u girls will date a guy who is homeless but not a guy who treats u with respect..???

When u have a screw loose so u need a booster seat

Mark Zuckerberg using a booster seat to testify before Congress is the only meme you need today.

When she comes over and shows her tiddies

Checkmate scientists.

There is no difference between the reason of scientific existence of humans or cats or any other animal.We all had the same motive .Humans just got carried away..

I was meant to write humans instead of cats..

Years from now cats will dig to ur grave and extract the crude oil formed from ur skeleton

Petition to make mobile phones 3d ....

That's too close to the sun

do u honestly believe there will be a revolution?

yes there is one around the sun every year. :) 

Fellas is it gay to watch soccer .i mean u r totally seeing 22 guys play with ball..

What do u mean birds can sing. How the f**k can they sing .do they fucking turn into Beyonce ???? What does it meannnnnn..