Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge
Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?
Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?
I just want a more talented author to take this off my hands. It’s not going well.
Emanator Sampard
Becoming an emanator is a two way street. You have to get the gaze of an Aeon and then accept the power they grant you (like how the trailblazer had to actually take the lance)
Qlipoth wants Gepard as an emanator since he’s a great protector, sacrifices himself for Belobog, etc.
Gepard does not want to become an emanator and spread Qlipoth’s will. He wants to stay in Belobog and protect it and his family
Gepard is also being terrible about this whole thing. He’s given up on being civil and is basically biting at Qlipoth’s hand
Qlipoth is frustrated but stubborn
Enter Aha, who shows up to bother Qlipoth
Offers to help (for the chaos ofc)
Qlipoth accepts
Aha sends their emanator (Sampo) to go convince Gepard
Whoops they are now thrown together due to Aeon Shenanigans
They learn about each other as Sampo tries to convince Gepard and they fall in love? Somewhere along the way?
Writers who don't live in the south will have a southern accent slip out when you're frustrated or tired but in reality it's all sarcasm baby. Any time I sound like a southern bell is a time I'm dripping sarcasm. You think it's just my 'natural accent' and I'm here playing you like a kazoo.
Kaminari: I am not at all feminine.
Kaminari, doing Mina's makeup: I am the epitome of everything masculine
Kaminari, wearing a skirt and doing his eyeliner: The only person manlier than me is Kiri
Kaminari, playing princess with Eri: I have no clue why you all think I'm feminine in any way.
Sero: Kaminari please
Kaminari: No, Sero, he called me a girl.
Midoriya, sobbing: I SAID I WAS SORRY
shit’s bad!!!!! here are some not terrible headlines to take the edge off a little bit
Bakugou, collapsing on the couch: Kirishima could kill me and I would thank him.
Jirou: I feel your pain. Momo giggled and I apologized.
Sero, laying facedown on the floor: Kaminari texted me I was a good friend and I wrote a love poem.
Mina: It's OK my disaster gays.
Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.
The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?
Bakugou: Writing tip! Blood is more dense than water and will sink!
Kirishima: How do you know that?
Bakugou:
Kirishima: How do you know that Bakugou?
You are deaf and work on a lighthouse by the shore, since you are the only one who can do the job without being affected by sirens trying to counteract you. One day you catch one trying to break the light.
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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