Scenario Where Billy Is The Champion Of Magic As Usual, But He Knows Absolutely NOTHING About Magic Cause

Scenario where Billy is the Champion of Magic as usual, but he knows absolutely NOTHING about magic cause the wizard just died after giving him powers.

So all the JLD members are freaking out once they find out the dude —who can make or break their careers in magic— knows fuck-all about it!

Cue shenanigans where all the magic users are trying to teach a god stuff he should know by default.

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7 months ago

WIP Game!

Rules: You will be given a word. Share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that start with each letter of that word.

Saw @wolfsbanesparks’s post about this and decided I may as well put all my google docs full of unfinished fics to use!

Word: HEART

H: Hal raised his hand and let his ring scan the image for a moment, but the ring couldn’t translate it. “Well, whatever language it is, it’s either a dead one or one that is isolated enough that the Green Lantern Corps doesn’t have any data on it.” He stated with a shrug. (From unnamed Billy Batson-centric fic)

E: Everything faded into the distance as her mind went blank. She could barely feel the rain that usually calmed her, that was supposed to calm her.

Her father was in Gotham.

Her father was in Gotham.

Her father. (From ‘A Childhood Defined By Violence’)

A: And when she wrapped herself in that blanket, it felt like it could shield her from the oppressive fluorescent lights that were nowhere near Duke’s warm glow, the looks people gave her that projected worry-annoyance-disgust-worry-worry that greatly contrasted the love-enjoyment-happy-curious-happy look in Damian whenever he was around animals. (From ‘A Childhood Defined By Violence’)

R: Relief flooded through Billy’s body. The fact that they thought he was just turned into a kid meant Billy could just go along with it and not technically lie. Though the relief faded away as he quickly remembered he couldn’t transform back. (From the unnamed Billy Batson-centric fic)

T: The urge to break-destroy-hurt-break-sob-break-break washing over her body as pure panic started to force her mindset into what she was raised to do.

To be violent. (From unnamed whumptober fic)

I haven’t actually got any released fics yet, so don’t expect any of these to come out for a long time (except the whumptover ones, but I dunno if I’ll have those done in time anyway.)

I don’t really know anyone who hasn’t already done this game, but if you haven’t done this yet and want to try or maybe you want to do it again;

Your word is: HANDY


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3 months ago

I need a fic where Captain Marvel’s identity is found out and after a lot of arguing and debating, the Justice League is like “okay fine, you can be a hero as long as you have your parents’ permission”

And Billy homeless-orphan Batson, has to jump through hoops to convince all the adults that he has parents and they are fine with him being a hero

Fanfic writers PLEASE!!! I need Billy to have a situation like Tim drake when he had a fake uncle!


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1 month ago
Billy Batson And Tawky Tawny 😭😭😭😭😭

billy batson and tawky tawny 😭😭😭😭😭

2 months ago

TIL The Double Empathy Problem theory suggests social difficulties experienced by autistic people when interacting with non-autistic people are due to reciprocal differences, not an inherent deficiency, most autistic people are able to display good social reciprocity with most other autistic people

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1 month ago
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

8 months ago

Bruce would adopt it

Selina would openly let Bruce adopt it because she thinks it’s a lil funny

Dick would play games with it but might play games that are not in any child’s skill set, cause he could do entire circus routines and etc at that age

Jason would be decent but then leave it alone in a room with MULTIPLE hazards (open windows on second story, stuff cooking on the stove, etc) even if just for a second

Tim would full on forget it was there at times while he got absorbed in cases and then look up to see the child has either hurt itself accidentally or has eaten every single sugary thing in sight and has thrown up.

Steph would adore it but she would forget what things children couldn’t do. Like she would forget it’s a child and ask it to make dinner cause “I did it yesterday and it’s your turn now” so she would forget it’s not just her roommate.

Cass would absolutely love it to bits, but she obviously has no idea what exactly children could do (like Steph or Dick) because she was such an unusual child. So she would let it basically do whatever it wanted as long as it didn’t hurt itself too bad (letting it eat so much sugar, staying up SUPER late, etc)

Damian would drop kick that mf

I took out Barbara and Alfred because they're too obvious.


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2 weeks ago

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

2 months ago

One day a man goes missing in Gotham. Nobody special, just another unlucky lowlife schmuck who owed money to the wrong people. The kind of guy with nobody in the world to miss him. Bruce and Babs are sharing notes when Cassandra wanders in. When she notices a picture of the guy's face her eyes harden in a way they're very unused to and she insists they put her on the case. She very pointedly asks for his name before pulling down her mask and leaping out the window.

They don't see her again for the next several days. She tears through the city's criminal underbelly with an unmatched ferocity. She's always driven but this concerns even Bruce. If experience has taught them anything though, it's that there's no talking to her when she's like this so they can do nothing but wait and hope.

Eventually she puts enough pressure on that somebody gives her a location. Not an hour later she's untying the man from a chair in a dank cellar in a dive bar on the outskirts of the city. He's not exactly on the right side of law so when he pulls the blindfold from over his eyes and sees a Bat standing right in front of him, especially this bat, he yelps and recoils in fear. Then she hugs him. She hugs him tight and holds on long enough that he forgets his fear and instead starts to feel distinctly awkward. Then just as quickly she vanishes, leaving him alone and too stunned for words.

He doesn't remember, but then, she never expected him to. It was years ago after all. A cold night, even for winter in Gotham when a petty crook decided the girl huddled on a street corner with no home to go back to looked like she needed that hot cup of cocoa more than he did. She remembered though.

4 months ago

cain and bruce and cass are sooo interesting to me... long rambles (with comic panel receipts!) under the cut (also batgirl 2000 spoilers)

Cain had tried many times before to make The One Who Is All, but Cassandra is special in a way the others weren't because she worked. She didn't defy instructions, she was amazing at combat, she didn't go insane, she was perfect. And David grew to love her in a way he hadn't loved the others, even though he hurt her, because it was the price he had to pay to get his little girl perfect. Yes he shot her, but it was to keep her on her toes, and she had to be that to be perfect - it’s the price he has to pay. He rarely touched her, because it was a price he had to pay, but in the times that he did, he cuddled with her on the rooftop and pointed to the stars. He couldn't talk to her, because it was a price he had to pay, but he could make their own little language and keep her progress on tapes.

And when the time came for her first real foray into being The One Who is All, he dresses her up in a frilly pink dress and pigtails.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

And she runs away and David doesn't know what to do. The first kill is always hard, he made her do it too soon, too young, she wasn’t ready, he knows it’s his fault.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

And then, years later, when his baby girl is almost an adult (but really he'll always see her as that little girl with pigtails and a bloody pink dress on), he meets her again and she yells at him to stop.

And he cries, because it was the price he had to pay, but his daughter can understand him now, fully, and she's using it to ask him to stop, so how can he say no to that? Now they're dangling over an edge and he's pleading for her to hold on but she can't, she won't, and she survives anyway like she always will but she survives in a cape and ears and a bat across her chest.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

David thought that Bruce was perfect when they were training, but he wasn't. He wouldn't kill. But maybe he can be good enough for David's perfect little girl anyway because she won’t either, and god knows David isn't perfect. So he concocts a test, and tries his damndest to keep those tapes of his daughter because that's all he has left of her.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

David loves Cass with all of his heart, but his heart isn't big enough to fit things like hugs and speaking and care. The biggest problem is that he sees her as a weapon first, no matter what.

Bruce isn't like that. Cassandra isn't a weapon— she's a bat, of course, she’s perfect for it! And to be the bat, yeah, you have to make sacrifices sometimes. Keeping your identity a secret is much easier when you have no (legal, public) identity to speak of, and he doesn’t understand when Barbara insists on frivolous things like vacations, identities, names, and peace. Why call the girl Cass when she can simply be Batgirl?

If Bruce had a choice, he would just be the bat. And so this girl who is just like him— better, even! Well, of course she’d agree. Yes, she’s young, she’s just seventeen, but… come on. You can barely say a perfect soldier like her is a kid, still. And it’s tragic that Cain made her like this, made her like them, but… it happened. She is like this. So why wouldn’t he help her use it for good? 

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

He never had to teach Batgirl, this girl who is just like him, about the value of life. Her hits are perfect and measured, to knock them out and nothing more. The first thing he noticed about her was her willingness to die and insistence that no one else does, and he encourages these things. 

And her death wish is ineffective and annoying and dangerous, but it’s inescapable and she doesn’t let it affect her missions anymore.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

Batman asks Batgirl if the dozens of lives saved because of what she did is enough. She says no, and he says good. 

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When Batgirl loses some of her skills, she runs at an armed man and gets shot 4 times (one in each thigh, one through her shoulder, one in her stomach). But she survives anyway, like she always will, and when she wakes up Batman asked why she did it. She responds instinct. He says, “Good.”

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

Then he finds out about her upcoming fight with Shiva. Batgirl knows that she will lose. This is not a competition or arrogance for her— this is suicide. She needs to move past this death wish and… well. She might not move… past it, per se, but she will be rid of it, and perhaps the world will become of rid of her. But it’s necessary. So he lets her leave, because he knows she needs to do this. At least she will die with honor.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

Later, when she survives even after dying, because she always survives, Batman needs to do something. Something dangerous and reckless and, maybe, a bit suicidal. Batgirl wants to help but he just says “I let you fight Shiva because it was something you had to do for yourself. Don’t say thank you. Return the favor.” 

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under

The tragedy of Batman and Batgirl is unlike the tragedy of David Cain and The One Who Is All, where she is only an assassin to her father— not even that, just a killing weapon. It’s unlike the tragedy of Cassandra and Sandra, where she is just a pawn for her mother’s suicide. And it is especially unlike the tragedy of Babs and Cassie, where she is seen by her mom as so much less than she is, as something that she can never be— regular. Normal. Innocent.

No, the tragedy of Batman and Batgirl is that her dad sees Cassandra as, yes, eventually a daughter, certainly a soldier, but most of all, an extension of himself. And he does not treat himself very well, or with much caution, or with any gentleness.

Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
Cain And Bruce And Cass Are Sooo Interesting To Me... Long Rambles (with Comic Panel Receipts!) Under
4 months ago

No but I seriously can't even fathom how painful Cassandra's existence has to be.

Like, we explore exactly how horrible witnessing death is for Cassandra, she reads the pain and the understanding and the regret on a dying body, she experiences death along with its victim on real time, she is the one human being who will never get desensitized to seeing a person dying, it is even worse for her than for anyone else, and she is surrounded by death

Her entire dedicated rogue's gallery (David Cain, Shiva, the Mad Dog, the Unburied, etc) makes a point of killing any and all by-standers and she always has to see it

Imagine the most traumatic death you have ever seen or heard about, imagine the grief or the disgust you felt when you first came across it, imagine experiencing that at the same time you experience the pain of the dying person and then imagine reliving that memory two, three, ten, twenty times every night and it's always like the first time and you never get used to it, and you'd be imagining a normal Tuesday for Cassandra as Batgirl

It's agonizing, my legs shake just thinking about it, I can't even picture getting up from my bed every morning with that curse over my head. And you're telling me Cassandra, this normal human without powers and with a support network that is lackluster on a good day, not only gets up every morning but lives with it? That she can manage a semblance of normality? How much willpower does it take? I am truly floored by how amazing Cassandra is.

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