See It’s Funny Because Those ‘what If Jason Or Tim Were Actually Biologically Related To Cass’

I don’t watch house md and I never will but I’m very interested in what those two old gay men have going on

Do new members of the DC Captain Marvel fandom know that the concept of Thavma is mainly fanon? No? Okay, nobody tell them it’ll be so funny

Old Cass Comic

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

yeah,

I think Stephanie would be a master of improvised weaponry. She hit Tim with a brick once, I think her speciality should be how she'll use anything. Rake on the floor? Sure. Thrown out book as a distraction? Fine. Dumpster burger? Gross, but it'll buy her enough time to tackle her opponent.

Bruce would adopt it

Selina would openly let Bruce adopt it because she thinks it’s a lil funny

Dick would play games with it but might play games that are not in any child’s skill set, cause he could do entire circus routines and etc at that age

Jason would be decent but then leave it alone in a room with MULTIPLE hazards (open windows on second story, stuff cooking on the stove, etc) even if just for a second

Tim would full on forget it was there at times while he got absorbed in cases and then look up to see the child has either hurt itself accidentally or has eaten every single sugary thing in sight and has thrown up.

Steph would adore it but she would forget what things children couldn’t do. Like she would forget it’s a child and ask it to make dinner cause “I did it yesterday and it’s your turn now” so she would forget it’s not just her roommate.

Cass would absolutely love it to bits, but she obviously has no idea what exactly children could do (like Steph or Dick) because she was such an unusual child. So she would let it basically do whatever it wanted as long as it didn’t hurt itself too bad (letting it eat so much sugar, staying up SUPER late, etc)

Damian would drop kick that mf

I took out Barbara and Alfred because they're too obvious.

a very quick stephcass while its still valentines day bc i miss them

don't forget bruce wayne and kate kane are jewish

don't forget dick grayson is half romani

don't forget cassandra cain is half chinese

don't forget talia al ghul is half arab and half chinese

don't forget damian wayne is (ethnically) jewish, arab and chinese

don't forget poc characters

You know how it recently came out that there isn’t 8 billion people on earth and it’s actually a few billion more than that because scientists miscounted? I bet Cap would have known with the wisdom of Solomon

Batman: “and because there are 8 billion people on-“

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “that’s wrong.”

Captain Marvel, interrupting Batman: “that’s wrong, Mr Batman”

Batman: “what? I’m not wrong. Multiple sources say it’s 8 billion”

Captain Marvel: “and those sources are wrong”

Batman: “Captain, you do not have the time nor the proof to prove your theory. I know I am right.”

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “go get your friend Bartholomew to count. He is the fastest.”

Captain Marvel: “hold on, I’ll go get Flash to count everyone!”

Batman: “everyone on earth? Captain we are in the middle of an all out alien invasion. You cannot-“

Captain Marvel, running off to get Flash: “I’ll be right back Mr Batman! :D”