Trans, gay, queer, dumb, lesbian, nerd, physicist, geologist, weirdo, play game, eat hot chip, lie. take a wild guess at my fave mineral. 23
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Latest Posts by transgarnets - Page 5
Fr. If you need to be in me to make us cum you're doing it wrong
penetration is overrated anyway
Birds
Fucking fuck shit piss
No it's a smoothie (red)
fortnite miku i love you 5ever
Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. ðŸ˜
Reblog if you
1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women
2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now
Or
3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now
But don’t say which one it is
I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok
I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?
At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.
All hail.
Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.
Literally happened with my last partner
not really into feet stuff but i think i’d let a tgirl suck on my toes for a couple hours if she asked nicely.
I am all for this but why the windex??? Why do you need to drink windex first???
At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.
Don’t promote violence
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
Fucc I might be late to this but ughm doing it in public places (but in a way that no one sees you or has to accidentally be involved)
high n horny send me kinks and i'll rate them
Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here
G
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Doesn't have to be mysterious. Clearly you can just shoot rich people. With a gun. Go off americans
like to charge, reblog to cast <3
"Transitioning is scary!"
Do it anyways. Do it scared.
"I'm too old to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it old.
"I'm too fat to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it fat.
"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"
Do it anyways. Do it horny.
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
the idea of someone strong enough to actually physically lift me up and down on their cock makes my brain shut down
Mythbusters and beamng.drive... that is literally just mythbusters. I can't fucking believe this
butch trans women reblog if u agree
Where tf are the transfems I need to fuck one (or two.., or three or or) but they're only on FUCKING TUMBLR not in the real world