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stupid bitch (affectionate)

i love that dan compares them to two turtles staring into the sunset and says phil is such a natural part of his life that he feels like a piece of furniture in his house but when WE make a cute little post about them being the eclipse and the solar flare he gives us crap about it

like babe the call is coming from inside the house

we are sorry

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.

eye contact

dan literally FAINTING AND PUNCHING A LAMP OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE then being like PHIL WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH ME and phil going i thought you were twerking! is THE most dan and phil thing i've ever heard in my entire life

couples channel era is fucking insane bc its always been a couples channel but now its official... and they want to commit... and put a ring on it...........

when the fandom in question only has two people

We will not be erased. We will not be gotten rid of. (x, x)