Simon, From The Bottom Of His Heart: F*ck The Monarchy

Does no one of you knwo what a fucking kettle is??? Stove and microwave my ass

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can

Me: *wakes up and immediately checks the tumblr trends like it's the news*

Me: Let's see what the little people in my phone are freaking out about this time

And here I kinda hoped our promised wylan crumb would maybe be a tiny climpse of him in the van eck mansion during the dekappel heist 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

The Crows as the 14 fear entities from TMA

Kaz: the Buried, the Slaughter, the Web

Inej: the Vast, the Dark

Jesper: the Spiral, the Eye

Wylan: the Desolation, the Stranger

Nina: the End, the Corruption, the Flesh

Matthias: the Hunt, the Lonely

Girls don't want boyfriends. Girls want an expensively made Medici-styled historical drama HBO show about Alexander the Great

Just saw Spiderman NWH, so here is your reminder that there are two (2) post credit scenes

This is just the entire plot of Reckless by Cornelia Funke

I love so much stories of older siblings having to save their younger siblings from a magical kidnapping it's just. I'm too old to believe in magic and you're not but you're the one stolen and I'm the one who has to believe to get you back because our parents are too far gone, they'll never understand. You're my responsibility and I don't want you to be but when offered a choice to walk into the dark for you or to turn back I will always go on. I seem like such a grown-up powerful force to you but I'm just a kid myself. I'm scared and alone but somewhere out there you trust me to save you and I have to rise to that, I have no choice. I resent your existence. I love you. I will always come find you.

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