v0idhaert - The Batmo-blog (this is a pun I’m so funny hahahaha)
The Batmo-blog (this is a pun I’m so funny hahahaha)

Loyal Jeremy, ardent disciple of the way of the bean. If you don't know what that means, imma be honest this blog will not unconfuse you. If you do, welcome, I assure you we will get along splendidly.Pfp with permission from milkwithalittlebitofsadnessCurrently I am the head mod bossman guy of Smallishzine which I'm saying here for bragging rights and purposes

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6 months ago

Happy national hermit day! And national cat day! To celebrate, I drew a hermit who really loves his cats

Happy National Hermit Day! And National Cat Day! To Celebrate, I Drew A Hermit Who Really Loves His Cats

Just something quick and sketchy. I’m trying out some new brushes to speed up the drawing process, and I think it looks alright. Pro tip: if the art isn’t arting cause you’re out of ideas, search up “what national holidays are today”. Better drawing prompt list than anything you’ll find googling what to draw, especially cause if you’re not seeing anything you like there are 364 other days to try.


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6 months ago

im thinking a drawing of us but like in dnd

ooh yay I hope you do I’d love to see it! ^^

6 months ago

Last night on Eloise's stream El and Lizzie briefly talked about doing a group costume of Snow White and the seven dwarves. Chatter asked who Snow White would be. Lizzie said Joel would be Snow White.

https://x.com/pikuturtle/status/1850669439060234529

I now have the worst brainworms abt Joel being Snow White......

lawkengfklwjnef I AM THE PROPHET lol

dude ive been saying this for uhhh...an amount of time that i cannot remember but is defenitely long.

like ok if i had a twiitter, lizzie might just see that joel princess art i did a while ago T^T its actually perfect for this

anyways tho, like IMAGINE Joel and his seven dwarves being like uhh, letsee whos obsessed with him, lizzie, etho, gem, iskall, jimmy, doc, and hmm oh OLI!!

prince charming can be gem or smth and instead of kissing, cuz gem doesnt want cooties ew, she boinks him with a stick.

Lol im sorry im being so unserious rn T^T im so glad u shared this w me honestly i prolly wudnt have found it


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6 months ago

I was planning to wait to see how long it took for Tumblr to show this to bluet but I’m very impatient.

@bluetbluish wouldn’t want you to think I’ve gone back on my word and not drawn them

also everyone make sure you go like and rebloob and comment on bluet’s drawing!!!! It’s amazing!!!!!!

(Also bluet I reblooged your drawing of them and there was a typo in my rebloob and it has been haunting me for the past forever. I know what the word um means I assure you I am simply mostly uninformed on the uk beyond whatever the British blorbos show in their videos. Just felt the need to clarify)

My drawing of Gem and Joel that I did for Bluet! We’ll see if she finds this teehee.

My Drawing Of Gem And Joel That I Did For Bluet! We’ll See If She Finds This Teehee.

The pose is based off of one of the photos from my collection of Gerard and Mikey Way having chaotic sibling energy, because yes I will be making everything about MCR until the I-missed-their-concert blues wears off.

(Also bluet if you do find this I saw your post about collabs and I would love love love to collab again sometime but first I’ve got get the thirty wips I’ve got half finished done, dusted, and posted, plus this big project which may or may not happen)

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My Drawing Of Gem And Joel That I Did For Bluet! We’ll See If She Finds This Teehee.

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6 months ago

@insomnya777 so Nya I hear you’re writing a boat boys Halloween fic?

@insomnya777 So Nya I Hear You’re Writing A Boat Boys Halloween Fic?

Idk why they are in the woods lol I just kinda started doodling by the time I got to the background. Also I tried to perspective, that is why we have tiny Etho, except he’s just farther away, so not tiny. Honestly, it was a struggle trying to get it looking like Etho dressing up as Kakashi and not just. You know. Kakashi. I think the makeup for the scar smeared on his mask is a nice touch. I also left his glasses from my design on, because I, too, know the pains of trying to cosplay in glasses. Anyway, all this is to say… I love your writing Nya and I can’t wait to read the fic rahhhh!


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6 months ago

! Important PSA for car owners, check your tires, if you find bite marks and gnawing you may have a Tango infestation !

! Important PSA For Car Owners, Check Your Tires, If You Find Bite Marks And Gnawing You May Have A Tango

he is coming to eat your car. Feral little goblin man /pos. I’m loving Wild Life Tango’s whole let’s-be-a-menace-to-everyone-around-me arc.

(This entire post is /silly)


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6 months ago

some frames I drew for a boat boys animatic that never was

Some Frames I Drew For A Boat Boys Animatic That Never Was
Some Frames I Drew For A Boat Boys Animatic That Never Was

I’m really proud of how these two specifically came out. The second one is a how they died each time in double life and the first is just em dancing.

edit: I also forgot this one:

Some Frames I Drew For A Boat Boys Animatic That Never Was

Joel was there two but I accidentally deleted the layer I drew him on


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6 months ago

So, Etho’s new family, huh?

So, Etho’s New Family, Huh?

They both gave him flowers at different points in the episode. Gem gave Etho an allium and Joel gave him a dandelion and I think it’s up to us boat boysers to make dandelions, like, their thing. I will be propaganda-ing that so be warned.


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6 months ago

I saw that in Joel’s latest wild life episode he

a) gave Etho a flower and asked him to join his family which *gets real close to the mic like Jimmy does* I have many thoughts on. They have been married now. Happily ever after amen as Joel says in double life.

b) built a car to live in so now he’s living in his car

and I know it was more of a race car than a van, but these two things in one episode have me one idea: smalletho van life. If Joel is going to be living in his car and him and Etho are, well, him and Etho. Then, Etho should also join Joel in his car, and this all just a ploy to convince someone anyone to write a smalletho van life because I think that would be funny. just two guys stuck in a car together at all hours who definitely don’t like each other, gem forced to share a living space. And of course they are weird and gay about it wouldn’t be them if they weren’t.

also I drew it but the van was pain and suffering to draw so no background:(

I Saw That In Joel’s Latest Wild Life Episode He

I looked up van and picked a random picture and it was a ram so I was required by law to change it to doc because doc owns all goat references.


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6 months ago

Joelki B. Aka the real lore behind Joel’s bug antenna /silly

Joelki B. Aka The Real Lore Behind Joel’s Bug Antenna /silly

I’m tagging @risibledeer because if anyone will know what this is referencing I know she will


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6 months ago

of course not bestie! Love ur art rahh!

I love how Gem looks all cool and then Joel’s got those British schoolboy shorts (in case it wasn’t obvious I know nothing about the um) and vacation dad trying to act cool vibes like you have captured his specific brand of pathetic.

We heart bluet bluish on this blog, so y’all better go like her art

Edit: the uk I meant the uk not um that makes no sense!!!

Gem And Joel Wildlife Duo Do You Think They'll End Up Killing Each Other

Gem and joel wildlife duo do you think they'll end up killing each other

Special thanks to @iandoubt for motivation ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

6 months ago

My drawing of Gem and Joel that I did for Bluet! We’ll see if she finds this teehee.

My Drawing Of Gem And Joel That I Did For Bluet! We’ll See If She Finds This Teehee.

The pose is based off of one of the photos from my collection of Gerard and Mikey Way having chaotic sibling energy, because yes I will be making everything about MCR until the I-missed-their-concert blues wears off.

(Also bluet if you do find this I saw your post about collabs and I would love love love to collab again sometime but first I’ve got get the thirty wips I’ve got half finished done, dusted, and posted, plus this big project which may or may not happen)

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My Drawing Of Gem And Joel That I Did For Bluet! We’ll See If She Finds This Teehee.

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6 months ago

wishing everyone an extremely belated happy national dye your hair day! We’ve got all of our hair dye champ lifers celebrating the very serious and important holiday with a braid train except it’s actually a hair dye train.

Wishing Everyone An Extremely Belated Happy National Dye Your Hair Day! We’ve Got All Of Our Hair Dye

Lizzie, just pick one and hop to it because Scott-with-his-roots-showing is deeply unsettling for unclear reasons. Also the reason Lizzie is dressed like that is because I headcannon that Joel got home from limited life and Lizzie was immediately like “the bad boys outfit is mine now btw”. Also Etho is paying literally zero attention to what’s going on. Also everyone currently getting dyed is wearing clothes they don’t care about as much or a towel to keep the dye from staining anything except for Joel because he can’t be bothered to change. Btw I know I’ve been falling off my bug Joel and glasses Etho game but im back, baby!

in other news I wasn’t able to go to the concert My Chem did cause it was on the literal other side of the country from me and I’m really sad like im gonna be whining about this for forever.


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6 months ago

give me motivation to finish my gem and joel drawing

I will draw them with you in solidarity (gaming. Sorry Jimmy ruined that word for me) ! !!!! !!!! Motivation!!! Rahhhh do the things score the points win the goals or whatever sports people say!! If you finish your lag duo drawing I will draw whatever you want forever that was already an option but like send in a request and it will go to the top of my to draw list but Only if you finish your drawing unless you don’t want to and that’s totally chill too and I will still probably draw anything for you and wow I’m terrible at this. Draw them! And I will too! If that helps!!

6 months ago

ahhhh thank you so much bluet sending that right back atcha I had a ton of fun wit this and would love to do it again and ur art is fabulous!!!!!!! Ily too <3 Everyone go check out Bluets blog right now!!!

(Also woah a Joel fan and an Etho girl getting along no one could’ve possibly seen this coming! /sarc I heart you bluet everyone go and look at her gorgeous art or we will continue to publicly declare our ever lasting love that is a threat)

Dropping a collab I did with the amazing incredible awesome cool sweet adorable @iandoubt !!!!!!

Dropping A Collab I Did With The Amazing Incredible Awesome Cool Sweet Adorable @iandoubt !!!!!!

This was literally so much fun I would do it again in a heartbeat ily ian mwah mwah. Marry me.

Taking this time to promote ian: go follow now or we can't be friends. Amazing art, funny, generally cool....literally me reincarnated go follow now and look at the AWESOME HECKING ART !!!

Anyways we decided on Hotguy and Cuteguy because blorbos. Guess who drew who 👀👀👀???a hint that is totally not noticeable: we both signed our names

6 months ago

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everyone say "thank you riaz for getting joel to sing hot to go"

Everyone Say "thank You Riaz For Getting Joel To Sing Hot To Go"

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6 months ago

collab with the AMAZING @bluetbluish!!!!!!!!!!! Go look at her art!!!!!!!

Collab With The AMAZING @bluetbluish!!!!!!!!!!! Go Look At Her Art!!!!!!!

We drew hot guy and cute guy, aka the duo ever. The fabulous drawing on the left is bluet’s and I drew Cuteguy! This collab was super fun and I really enjoyed working with Bluet, you should go look at her art some more!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Also in case it’s not clear that’s meant to be, like, a visor with a littlej projected Grian eyeball ig but it’s blorbo-accurate shaped)


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6 months ago

omg no way me too! Ahh the joys of being AFAB.

Omg No Way Me Too! Ahh The Joys Of Being AFAB.

Anyway ur sona’s real pretty op, ‘twas fun to draw.

(Also guys the reason I’m all decked in MCR merch is because they are doing a concert soon and I can’t go and this is how I’m coping)

Projecting My Period Cramps Onto Joel Smallishbeans.

projecting my period cramps onto joel smallishbeans.


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6 months ago

Hi sorry if this is invasive but are u trans? Just wondering :)

Yep! Glad to know the people can tell lol

Hi Sorry If This Is Invasive But Are U Trans? Just Wondering :)

Other deep dark secrets of mine:

I am what is affectionately (?) known as a disaster bisexual

I am 4”11 meaning that every single one of the hermits would tower over me

I’m ace! Not aro though, I’m very much a sappy romantic, to my eternal annoyance

I like listening to a mix of my chemical romance and the magic the gathering soundtrack, which is an extremely weird taste in music to be sure

speaking of magic, that’s like my favorite thing ever and it’s my personal goal in life to have my art on an mtg card.

and speaking of My Chem, I can’t go to the concert they are doing soon and not to cause a panic guys but it’s kinda the literal end of the world

Anyway I’m glad the secret is out now so I can make all those gay jokes I’ve been wanting to tell. Also your welcome/apologies for including all the bonus Ian trivia, I’m just  cool  weird Like that. Also I’m terrible at keeping secrets and have been dying to tell. Also: Thank you anon for asking! Any type of ask makes my day, and I greatly enjoy getting to spill the tea on any sort of secret


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6 months ago

I’m actually exploding u have no idea like legit screaming cause thank you so much!??!!!!! AaAAaaaAAAaaaaaAAAAaaAAaaahhhHhaHhha that’s me screaming oh my gooodness like wow THankU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad we’re mutuals too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert all the exclamation points ever)

iandoubt is the craziest person/posss ive met here and im really glad for it lol. like his arttttttttt ksjdkfqjewk its so impossibly cool. and the designs especially!!! genuinely like how do u post smmm and its always all bangers too???

ure so cool lol, n im really really very glad we're mutuals!! ^^

@iandoubt !!!

6 months ago

I’ve been in the art block trenches y’all, so if my last two piece for Joel week ever get done then it’ll probably be a while from now so in the meantime here’s some sketchbook brainstorming I did a while ago for them

I’ve Been In The Art Block Trenches Y’all, So If My Last Two Piece For Joel Week Ever Get Done Then
I’ve Been In The Art Block Trenches Y’all, So If My Last Two Piece For Joel Week Ever Get Done Then

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6 months ago

I drew these a while ago and I think the internet really needs to see

I Drew These A While Ago And I Think The Internet Really Needs To See
I Drew These A While Ago And I Think The Internet Really Needs To See

I drew Joel and then couldn’t decide who I wanted to draw him with so I drew both. Also no they aren’t floating there was a background but it was bad but I promise there is a chair there it’s just, invisible, ig.

also in other news I’m having a real bad day so um I’m taking a page out of Joel’s-guide-to-convincing-people-to-like-you specifically the one about guilt tripping; please leave comments and nice tags in reblogs on this or any of my stuff guys I’m so so tired and I feel not good, bad even, and I spend so long on these drawings for a couple likes and a few tagless reblogs and like if you write comments and put nice things in the tags you know I read it right? Like it genuinely makes my day and like even if you really loved my artwork and you rarely hand out likes but made an exception or something I don’t know that unless you tell me please tell me if you like my stuff I’m feelin’ real low. And also send in asks. Please I beg of thee. Art reqs are wide open. They are pulling you in like Charybdis or whatever that vortex monster thing was called. It’s like commissions except I don’t charge anything. Please I’m running so low on ideas.


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6 months ago

I wanted to do something for Halloween, because I freakin’ love Halloween.

so I drew my favorite guy bein’ all scary.

I Wanted To Do Something For Halloween, Because I Freakin’ Love Halloween.

Now he and Etho will match forever <3

guys do Halloween stuff I need to see the hype everywhere come on it’s like the internet collectively forgot about October 31 like where are are all my cringy diy decorations and soul destroying body horror art and drawings of every one’s favs in silly costumes and ao3 one shots of characters doing Halloween stuff and/or being horribly tortured in the name of the spooky season? Like the actual day isn’t half as fun as the lead up to it!

Also I’ve been kinda feeling like I’ve been spewing art out into the void here so like just so ya know comments and asks actually make my day. Thanks!

Here’s a pun I find funny:

do you occupy space and possess mass? You matter! Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then, you energy.


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6 months ago

number 3 on my wip finishing to-do list: that one pixel art I’ve had half done for far too long

Number 3 On My Wip Finishing To-do List: That One Pixel Art I’ve Had Half Done For Far Too Long

Pivotal smalletho moment^

Thank you /@ethosiab for explaining how to use a pixel art resizer, it is now not bug sized or blurificated, so I take that as a win!

also I think it may be a sign of a problem that I’m now at the point where I can draw the relation from memory.


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6 months ago

sketchbooking!!!! Just some doodles ‘n stuff.

Sketchbooking!!!! Just Some Doodles ‘n Stuff.
Sketchbooking!!!! Just Some Doodles ‘n Stuff.
Sketchbooking!!!! Just Some Doodles ‘n Stuff.
Sketchbooking!!!! Just Some Doodles ‘n Stuff.
Sketchbooking!!!! Just Some Doodles ‘n Stuff.

These are drawings of: I-fell-victim-to-the-creaking-Etho-propaganda, random drawings of Joel, Bdubs being his wonderful self (I drew the bdubs and the Joels on the same day and was apparently not feeling particularly creative with outfits), wild life Martyn just trying to read the enchanter book while he’s being screamed at by Mr. and Mr. Paranoid in Formal Wear, and a painting of Joel experiencing joy and whimsy that I am *extremely* proud of.

in other news I’m currently playing 3-d chess with the art block demons so post might slow down but on my list of things the should get done and dusted hopefully soon:

My last two pieces for 7 holy nights of Jeremy (I promise I’m working on them guys I just need more time!!)

Some more mtg au art of our favorite kamigawan planeswalkers

a pixel art piece that has been sitting half finished for way too long

a surprise thing that I’m excited for that may or may not happen so don’t take my word for it

more MCR x the life series drawings (I’ve been calling it project Minecraft Romance in my head because My Chemical and Minecraft have the same initials and also it’s really stupid and I crack up every time I think about it)

more traditional art

maybe some writing?????? (Don’t get your hopes up though this is like a maybe maybe maybe)

other stuff I forgot

my Undertale brainrot came back from the dead to punch me in the face again so maybe some stuff about that.

If you guys have any art requests I will happily take them please send me ammunition for my battle with art block!


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6 months ago

more mtg au stuff!!!!! I was thinking about what everyone would look like if I put them on a different plane than I originally intended (for non-magic-players: plane refers to, like, a plane of existence. Every plane in the magic the gathering multiverse is like it’s own little world with stories and characters and completely different setting. It’s pretty rad) and I’ve been listened to the soundtrack for the streets of New Capenna non-stop recently so I decided everyone needed to join the various demon mafia. Because I’m just. Like that. I suppose.

More Mtg Au Stuff!!!!! I Was Thinking About What Everyone Would Look Like If I Put Them On A Different

This is Joel’s design, and it’s the one finished piece I have, because of course. His design is inspired by anhelo, and that’s halo on his face, which is technically-the-blood-of-angels but we don’t talk about that.

More Mtg Au Stuff!!!!! I Was Thinking About What Everyone Would Look Like If I Put Them On A Different

This one’s Etho and it isn’t finished but I just got bored working on it honestly.

More Mtg Au Stuff!!!!! I Was Thinking About What Everyone Would Look Like If I Put Them On A Different

this is scar and gem. It says join us because that the song from the soundtrack that fits them. Also they want to recruit you to their demon mafia gang family thing.

in this version of the au (which I’m not sure if it counts as it’s own separate au or not lol) I currently have figured out Joel, Tango, Grian Pearl, Martyn, Scott, Etho, Cleo, Scar, and Gem

summary of the lore of Capenna below the cut unless it cuts me off earlier because I’m too rambly lol

the phyrexians, a race of machine monsters bent on conquering the multiverse that would take several hours to properly summarize the lore of so let’s just say they are bad, are attacking the plane of Capenna, so the arch-angels and arch-demons, fearing destruction, team up to create the city of New Capenna (wow guys such a creative name) with the help of the dragon Ziatora. The population of old Capenna (as in, everyone living on Capenna) journeys to the new city, those who make it onto the elevators surviving and the rest locked out as the city is sealed against phyrexians, left to die. Thus, the entire population of the plane now is in New Capenna. However, the demons and angels who build the city are worried because all it would take is for one phyrexian to make it into the city for it too infect everyone else. The demons took note of how the mere presence of the angels drove of the mechanical army, so they decided to betray the angels and capture them to turn them into a barrier surrounding the city. Because they were evenly matched in power, the demons had to sacrifice themselves to capture the angels, so they signed a contract with five powerful beings as their successors, making the individuals more powerful but also amplifying their vices, to lead the city in their stead. They then launched the attack, imprisoning the angels before vanishing, never to be seen again. The angels are trapped at various points along the edge of the city to form a barrier against the phyrexians. A side affects of this imprisonment sees the angels physical bodies being slowly converted into halo, the fuel of the new age. It makes magical spells more powerful, aids in teleportation, is used as currency, and…I’m not gonna lie guys, it’s drugs. It’s magical angel blood drugs. That is the function it serves. Moving on! The five beings who signed the contracts with the arch-demons were the dragon Ziatora (same one who helped build the city), the sphinx Raffine, the cat demon Jetmir, the vampire Anhelo, and the bird demon Falco Spara. The five found what are essentially demon mafia families. Ziatora runs the Riveteers, the hardworking destructive family, where every member needs to constantly prove their worth. The Riveteers have the largest stockpile of Halo because they helped build the city. Raffine runs the Obscura, mystical fortune tellers and prophets. They can predict the future and stuff. Jetmir runs the Cabaretti, the party-ers of New Capenna. They run the festivals and restaurants and do all the fun stuff. Also chef Rocco appreciation enby icon cabaretti chef and fabulous all around. anhelo runs the Maestros, the elite assassins of New Capenna. A bunch of them are also vampires so they’ve got this whole immortality thing going for them. They are also art collectors. Because you gotta have hobbies, ig. Falco Spara runs the Brokers, a mafia family of demonic lawyers. Yayyyy!/sarc. Anyway because this is getting long I’ll skip ahead so when the last free angel in the city dies that releases the arch-angels, but the families and the angels are forced to temporarily cooperate to fend off the phrexian invasion as they finally manage to infiltrate the city with the release of the angels. Yada yada yada, a bunch of stuff gets destroyed, a bunch of people die, and then they win and the angels go and kill the remaining demons as revenge. Hurrah, we made it! That was your super quick crash course on the history of New Capenna!


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6 months ago

I loved this moment, the duality of this team-up

(this is my first animatic ever pls be nice >_<)


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