Is It Weird If I Find Him Adorable?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head but agrees]

[oki! (･ω･)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' stabbed their avatar]

[here you go! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

Yjh standing in the corner be like:🧍‍♀️

happy pride month ur adopted parents love u

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts but let it be]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask how does society work here?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

Look at this majestic man also the middle finger at the bottom of the shoe is ✨

Took me forever to finish this because this vain little young master won’t leave me alone until I made sure everything on his person looked absolutely dashing and gorgeous.

Ref for pose and composition: X: @tnadmszo01

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that you are like a cute golden retriever tho?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that golden retrievers are very cute so you are very cute!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks you are like a big puppy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' finds you cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 100 coins]

Oh! Hello!

(As he reads your message, a blush crawls up his neck. He scratches the back of his head.)

Aha, it's not funny to joke like that, Constellation Random Dyslexic Reader. I'd say those kinds of compliments should go to Jung Heewon-ssi, haha.

Thank you for the coins, though!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is still pouting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what creatures does your world have?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

It's raining dog shit + I almost got hit by a car

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 1,000 coins]

[pretty please with a cherry on top? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

*Dies from laughter*

Cale telling the worst possible person about his crush

Cale: I have a crush on someone. And since this used to be your body, I thought I should tell you.

KRS: Alright, just rip the band-aid off.

Cale: It's Choi Han.

KRS: *getting war flashbacks* Put the fucking band-aid back on.

-

Cale: Father. I have a crush.

Deruth: Oh! How wonderful, my son! Who is it?

Cale: It's the crown prince.

Deruth: *under his breath* I have kept up with my sword training and I have the element of surprise...

Cale: Father, please don't try to kill the crown prince.

-

Cale: Ron, I have a crush on someone.

Ron: Hoh?

Cale: It's Bud.

Ron: *sharpening knives* :) :) :) Hoh.

-

Cale: Choi Han. I have a crush on someone.

Choi Han: You know you always have my support, Cale-nim!

Cale: It's Choi Jung-Gun.

Choi Han: (⊙ˍ⊙) *screaming, gunshots, tornado sirens going off* Cale-nim. Why.

-

Cale: Eruhaben-nim. Eruhaben-nim. I have a crush.

Eruhaben: *deep sigh* Unlucky bastard, who is is it?

Cale: It's Duke Fredo.

Eruhaben: ... No. No, it's not.

Cale: ... Okay.

-

Cale: Witira-nim. I though I should tell you I have a crush on someone.

Witira: Oh? Congratulations, young master! But what brought this on?

Cale: Ah, it's because it's your da—

Witira: —aaaa!

Paseton: AAAA!

Archie: HAAAAH?!

-

Cale: Hyung, I have a... crush.

Sui Khan: Ah, has spring time finally arrived for you, punk?

Cale: ... It's. Um. It's Kim Rok Soo.

Sui Khan: What.

Cale: *sigh* Yeah.

Sui Khan: ... The jerk who stole your body??

Cale: ... yeah.

Sui Khan: This is not what I meant when I said you should love yourself more!

Oh damn that's a good line