[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Rubbed Their Cheek Against You]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' admits that the meaning of immortal is actually quite foreign to them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that nothing lives on forever not even gods or higher beings]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that unless the god is the sole god of that world most gods aren't usually omnipotent or omniscient so they're actually quite confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' doesn't seem to hear you]

[...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not@$#$'*#_&*$-"#4"#3&'_"&'!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is knocked out]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' apologizes for their constellation's outburst]

It's fine, just don't call them that next time

Does that mean you'll accept their compliment?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading eyes]

[please? (⑉• •⑉)]

[I'll pay you! (〃◕ ◕〃)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdrops]

[it won't fight back if that's what you're asking? (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is not considered spare change then?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepts your invitation with great enthusiasm even though they do not know what a money bonfire is!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating with excitement]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like your help!]

As a deadbeat dad yourself, how do you get a parent who refuses to have a part in their child life to pay child support?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is thinking hard!]

There are multiple of them, but I belive they share the same bank account--if that is useful in your advice.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has donated 2,000 coins to give to your children!]

(He frowns.)

I'm not a deadbeat dad-

(He sighs.)

I don't really know how to help you, though. I mean, I'm assuming this is about the egg..? Do constellations even need child support?? You all seem pretty rich..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' notices Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gives Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' some headpats before dumping what's in the pan in a pot and adding in some milk, ketchup and honey then putting the lid on and letting it simmer]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

Dude got a huge ass forehead goddamn !(⁠☉_☉)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■

Everybody’s favorite whore/j (you didn’t see the first post where his eyebrows were missing)

Happy birthday!

Now that there's a new till comic about his mom, you think the people on here would make a rp account of her?