Lost In The Sauce

EA (Sports, to the game)

Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let’s see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

Hey can someone find the bootlicker photo that I've seen on here before? It's like, the bald guy and the boot is like, steel toed. Trying to send it to a "friend"

Almost every post I've seen in the past like, two days has been this man talking about the dragon prince. To most, this would be annoying, but for an adult like myself who has no other friends that watch this show I can't tell you how much serotonin I have obtained

Every character in The Dragon Prince is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

You mean swamp thing?

You know what’s wild?

Your body- like, the one you’re existing as? Your mind prison?- it’s not a wholly independant entity. It’s an ecosystem. You’re a bog that’s self-aware

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Commenter #2 missed an oppuntunity

too much water on this planet.

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I started playing this, then got distracted and stopped. I later got in my car and this started playing instead of my music and it was glorious

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed

As someone who used to live in NM, this warms my heart

Papa DO Preach