Latest Posts by walrusspartan - Page 2

Until he started running, I thought this man was standing on some unseen submarine, completely unfazed by the resisting currents

❪كنت أعتقد أنه …. ولكن اتضح أنه ….❫

ﺭﺯﻕ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺯﻕ اﻟﻠﻪ، ﻭﺣﻼﻝ ﻣﻦ ﺣﻼﻝ اﻟﻠﻪ.

South-up Africa looks like a chicken

If there was so much discourse over continents I CAN'T WAIT for you to find out about the south-up map

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

i made these last night with a gigantic headache and no memory of anything happening and I don't know how to feel about them

some of these are so out of character I CAN'T

I think one of my biggest flexes in life is that when I was a kid, I went to church with the twins from Lemonade Mouth. Also, they aren't twins

More running kids: Sadie and Carter my faves <33

Want to take a moment to appreciate how fucking rad the Gravity Falls theme is

Saving this for when I learn more about Celtic mythology

Celtic Mythological Creatures:

Fucked up little guy

Fucked up horse

Woman (dead)

Woman (Wet)

Woman (dead) (wet)

WIZARD

Welcome to my shop, can I get ya anything?

WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE I REPEAT WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE

You just KNOW that the entire class started talking and laughing as soon as that guy said "I have a question for you" because OF COURSE it's HIM who has a question

lil matt damon SNAPPED

You not allowed in there anymore?

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

fuck marry kill: Pete Davidson, Harry Styles, Timothee Chalamet

Kill myself

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

Grover and Percy

Tumblr is a wonderful place to meet new buddies and aquaintences

You know how old we are because our age is the same as the year

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

GUYS UNCLE RICK ANNOUNCED THE CASTING FOR PERCY JACKSON AND THIS IS MAKING ME SO DAM HAPPY

I think if women keep saying "fuck all men" then men should be allowed to say "women ain't shit" because equality

With all the children Bruce Wayne takes under his wing (pun intended) I like to headcanon that at least one of them is totally against being a hero. They support their father and many siblings, of course, but they'd rather be Alfred's protégé than Batman's

I am a spectator of the lives I most want to be a part of, and a bystander to my own inability to continually interact with them

remember kids, never shame others for the size of their cocks

In the year 2022, there are three of the same number, that won't happen again until 2111

My grandma won a chili cook off three years in a row by doing this with Wendy's chili

I started playing this, then got distracted and stopped. I later got in my car and this started playing instead of my music and it was glorious

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed

Sometimes I just want a big hug from a really really buff woman. I'll also accept terry crews

This post was ghost-written by polyphemus

If a mass amount of people come out as pansexual and demisexual, would it be called a pandemic?

Glad he got help

My hyperfixation is throwing steak knives at the other students during recess