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Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

First pic is Blathers in the field, second is Blathers in the museum

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

With the announcement of the cast for the Obi-Wan show I want to say IF ANY OF Y'ALL SAY ANYTHING BAD AGAINST MY BOY HAYDEN I WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!! that is all

What is going on with the world??

What do you mean WHEN?!

Imagine you get murdered and then some girl uploads a video of herself talking about your death in excruciating detail while doing her makeup :/

Nopenopenope, what is that? Mars? Mars is cancelled, hell no, that's where people go to die. That's what it sounds like?? Everywhere you go is a horror movie soundtrack, bye, no thank you

Quick, reblog this post with the best and/or worst pick up lines you know

It extends a bit longer then you think bud, I was in middle school from 2012 to 2015 and those two words infuriate me.

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

Shoebill looks like a stork on steroids

why are birds so cursed

I was thinking about the DM is God thing, but also consider: the people are characters being played by the angels like David AND of course Satan is there too

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

This is gonna sound stupid as hell which why I'm saying this here instead of a social media platform where I am identifiable. But ladies if you take a photo where your stomach is showing don't suck in your gut.

Logically speaking it's easy to tell, you're not fooling anyone. Emotionally speaking, let your tummy tub stick out, your tum tum is cute and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

I wanna know, are your pronouns he/him, she/her, they/them, or ya boi?

The fecking slow burn that is Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

as much as i love the trope of a character falling fast and hard for someone, i also love the subtle descent where they don’t really think about it; where that person is just kind of there until one day they realize that person is so ingrained in their lives and they cannot do without them. where there is no conscious effort on either ends to become romantically involved but somehow the thought of them being with someone else is disconcerting. where “i enjoy being with you” unwittingly turns into “i want to be with you”

trump finalized auctioning off land in the arctic national wildlife refuge to oil and gas companies which would not only damage the ecosystem, negatively impact wildlife, and pollute one of the last environmental regions untouched by human greed but it would also disproportionately affect the Gwich’in who rely on the migration of caribou in that region.

reblog or maybe consider donating to the natural resources defense council on this?

Anyone ever make that hinder app? You know the one, the tinder spin-off proposed on tumblr for people trying to get out of uncomfortable dates so they send out pings for people to come cock block the other person. Is that a thing yet?

Hey I didn't want to take away from all these good additions but I'd like to point out another YA dystopian series where the government is actually bad (essentially I'm answering tanginerinefemme's challenge). The first book is called Legend (series simply named the Legend series), and it's written by Marie Lu (a poc women author)! Legend has a lot cliches in it including a love triangle, although it's not as centralised as other series like twilight. The romance of the story is very prevalent, but it adds to the book because the first mc comes from a poor background and the second mc comes from a rich one.

A basic synopsis of the book, the US has split into two countries and are at war. Day (first mc) is a criminal who goes against the corrupt Republic of America. He becomes the prime suspect when June's (second mc) brother is murdered, and she is sent to find and arrest him. I recently reread them and noticed that the two separate America's each represent an extreme of the current American system. The one that most of the story takes place in is centric to the military, and the other is centralized around capitalism. In general it tackles a lot of issues and has many underlying themes, and it's just a great series, I highly suggest it

not to be all “tw*light did nothing wrong” but misogyny honest to god killed the hunger games

Posts you read as you scroll past but immediately go back to cuz it's actually kinda funny

well that just mackles my more

Just checked my follower count because I can do that apparently, why are there 30+ of you here? I thought there was maybe 5 of you, how did this happen? I don't understand

Almost every post I've seen in the past like, two days has been this man talking about the dragon prince. To most, this would be annoying, but for an adult like myself who has no other friends that watch this show I can't tell you how much serotonin I have obtained

Every character in The Dragon Prince is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

I lived in New Mexico for a long time and the Navajo didn't really swing the state, though they certainly helped and won the areas they're in! I just thought I'd point out that NM is a minority majority state, what that means is the federal minority population is actually a majority of the population in the state.

About 57% of NM's population is Latinx, pretty much all coming from Mexico. Realistically, they are the main reason for NM voting blue, although the state voted blue in the last election as well. Anyways all this is just to say don't forget about our Latinx voters, they're super important! Regardless of that though, op's point still stands, def thank the Navajo nation!

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

You mean swamp thing?

You know what’s wild?

Your body- like, the one you’re existing as? Your mind prison?- it’s not a wholly independant entity. It’s an ecosystem. You’re a bog that’s self-aware

When we say "be gay, do crime," I don't think that meant against each other

mlm/wlw solidarity hostility

one-time-i-dreamt is from croatia??

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

Random person said, "hey, you want to be friends?".

I didn't think much of it so I was like, "sure."

And then they fecking said, "snap?" And I was like oh sheet are they serious right now? Is this actually happening? Then the game ended so I pressed replay to see if they were there and they were gone

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

Dreamland (album) by Glass Animals, London by Mokita, thenineteenseventyfive by push baby, Runaway - My key, Cemetery - COIN, moonwalking - kwassa, Thin DBMK, We Were Kings - Neon Dreams, Just Friends - Virginia to Vegas, Lifeguard - Scott Helman, Since U Left - Tvvin, Touch - Great Good Fine Ok, Alone With My Thoughts - Noah Floersch, We Don't Need to Go Far - Golds, Midnight Addiction - Everchange, Your Side of the Bed - Loote, Tightrope - 4 Door Theatre, The Way - Moon Taxi, Season - The Scene Aesthetic, Cold - OSLO, Rain Clouds - overeasy, Hot Rod - Dayglow, In My Room - Gorgeous War, Dante's Creek - THEY., Nice Guy - courtship.

If you want more, especially more specific recommendations dm me. I love talking about music.

Alor of these artists aren't as well known so give them some love!!

Music recommendations? 

Schrödinger didn't have a cat, he was the cat

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot