im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment
scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
Yeah, yeah... I'll read my tarot cards for you... pick 3 cards. Oh wow. It says you're kissing me in the future... Idk either, man... The cards don't lie
want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked
lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me
10/10 dad joke
i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
the reason so many characters who "use humor to mask the pain" or "are assholes with hearts that care DEEP down" are mischaracterized in fan content is because fans would like to explore the more vulnerable side implied but not shown all the time in the source, but in doing so forget the outer layer the character actually acts like most of the time, which then echoes as fans begin to immerse themselves in fan content exclusively without going back to the source for a long time. that is to say that you cant separate the outside self a character presents to others from their inner self and insecurities they are and have inside - they may have issues, but theyre still funny and/or an asshole
Jelelifh look fun
Fuck you mean I'm allergic to dust it's everywhere
someone wrote twinkle on my desk but it got smudged so now it just says twink
im getting astral plane war propaganda
I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever
ok so apparently in celebration of the 250th anniversary of paul revere’s ride this was projected onto a church in boston??
lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
Pro tip! If you're choking on an ice-cube, just drink boiling water to melt it!