So How Long Do You Plan On Staying With My Moot?

he’s powerful, but absolutely nothing to worry about!!

ooh also!! Maybe you should buy him new shoes? I hear he likes Velcro!!

He's so tiny, and his feet are weird shaped! They also seem to turn more heel like sometimes. I don't think any shoes I buy would be able to fit him right all the time. He's a strange one!!

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

btw his favorite food is spaghetti with freshly grated parmesan

Mmmm pasgetti... I have spaghetti ingredients but I dunno if my cooking standards are good enough for small corn chip man 😿 ill give it a try though! He doesn't seem to be eating much and it seems like he should

I rolled my ankle on my dogs bone...I stepped on it and rolled it between and then side and down and OUCH OUCH OWIE AUUUUGHHHH (on the floor) okay okay it's okay (stands up) OW FUCK (lays down on the couch) okay this is fine

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I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓

Hmm.. ok, ok.. maybe just.. threaten something she loves? Or hold her at knifepoint idk 🤷

YOURE NOT HELPFUL.

Starting to reconsider scaring him...he seems scared enough

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

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