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random things i hear pt 4
(talking about communication between group members for a group project)
person a: but what if I get my phone taken away so I can’t text y’all?
person b: why would you get your phone taken away?
a: cuz i get grounded all the time
b: why
a: for sneaking out
person c: then don’t sneak out. it’s not that hard.
a: first of all, that’s what she said, and second of all, if I don’t sneak out, then how am I supposed to get more weed?
b: .....that makes so much sense.....
a: what?
c: you’re always high. that’s why you’re the way that you are.....
random things i hear pt 5
person a: just because you have more testosterone than me doesn’t automatically make you better at sports than me. plus, you literally got hit in the head by an air-filled kickball that was going less than 20 mph, and cried, so yeah. you’re a fuckin weak duck. testosterone, my ass.
If you play Among Us reblog/reply with the colour(s) you prefer to play as!
MOTHER I’M FUCKING FAMOUS!!!
BEHOLD! SOMETHING I MADE OUT OF PURE, UNBRIDLED BOREDOM!!!
Same honestly
Antis: this ship that you like and I don't is morally reprehensible because xyz etc...
Me:
Got stung by a wasp (6 times) while tearing apart our old barn and I tied scrap fabric around my arm where it got stung and honestly? Feel like a hot video game avatar.
Undertale sketch dump ahead, more under the cut. Might have to click for better quality.
The last one is of a dastardly man, probably telling you about his dastardly plans...
Decided to finally post some of the cleaner sketches and doodles I've done over the last few years. A friend has been trying to get me to post some of these for a while now. I am in the process of writing a fic for these guys; the release date is scheduled between 2024-3000. So I might as well introduce them to you in the form of art.
draco malfoy walked so eboys could run
if hozier is an ancient god living in the woods, then tamino is a god living in the desert by an oasis surrounded by a variety of desert creatures drinking his water and resting, taking respite from the harsh, desert sun before continuing on.