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COMETPAW NO.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Also merry Christmas and a happy new year

I CANT MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY >:0

today is the only day you can reblog this

A concept, if you will

So, we all know the boy that's got a snake eye.

Janus, right? But you know what else has the same kind of eyes?

Cats. And you wanna know what else cat eyes can do?

In conclusion, Janus can have funny bastard eyes. Or at least ‘eye.’

One of these snakes are not like the snothers

{…i mean, fuck, i “like” heart, i “like” mind, i like flippin’ tridents, i like monster, i like the whole}

{i like makin' haikus and regicide and tally hall. i like doin' tally hall shit. covers? probably will}

{what can i say? the songs work, it feels good, and our mental health’s at an all-time low.}

{and just when it couldn't get worse, our whole crashed out bad and reset all. we. owned.}

{whoopsie, made an oopsie! one-hundred thousand little loops made me loopy.}

{i ain't a killer, but don't push me. don't wanna have to turn my halves GUTS into SOUP BEANS.}

bbg material

track that plays when you’re in a horror movie and being chased through the woods by a monster except you forgot to take your headphones out and two trucks is blasting through your earplugs as you run for your life

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

Gotta make money somehow

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

The best of Tumblr: Harry Potter

(Previously: The best of Tumblr: Star Wars, The best responses)

Happy Halloween! I bring you shitpost

I doesnt have enough Ramsey for Rook, Riddle and Jamil

It all adds up.

dogpile! and random stuff

Straight up manipulating it

the pacific as tweets

this post is so damn funny that i desided to make band of brothers edition with special guests eugene and snafu from the pacific

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

this scene is so funny to me. lieb making fun of perconte for crouching down when they're only hunting for a deer. ramirez and malarkey straightening up acting like they weren't crouching down like perco did