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I just realised that my pfp has been a picture of my cat for over a year now. This is the only pfp I have ever had. That's awesome.

Something people don't know about me is that I absolutely love spam notifications like omg someone likes the content I'm making!!

This actually did happen to me a little over a week ago

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.

Hiccup: *gives her his card*

Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.

hiccup horrendous "gaslight" the third back in his cage looking at alvin like the man didn't dump him in a tree an hour ago

Yet another reason to hate the hidden world

In the second movie Valka had eyebags and wrinkles. In the third she looked like a Victoria's secret model

THATS NOT THE SAME PERSON

Something I 100% believe in is that Camicazi is a mamas girl and Big Boobied Bertha supports Camicazi's every decision as long as it doesn't put her in danger.

Camicazi wants to dye her hair? Bertha's driving to night owl and buying hairdye.

Camicazi wants to paint her walls? Bertha's already got colour swatches.

If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.

I told my friend about this idea and he said they should make them go hand gliding and their outfits will be ranked off of style and aerodynamics.

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

Went to see some monster trucks. Wore a skirt. Regretted it immediately.

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

so I made some httyd book art

Let's be real. Xar is a monster high fan.

I changed my mind. "I think my mother was a teapot." Is just so much deeper and emotional for me.

Favourite HTTYD quote?

"Maybe all kings should bear the slavemark to show that they're slaves to their people and not the other way around."

Ove gotten so invested in the httyd books and the media surrounding it that I sometimes forget the httyd movies exist

My friend made a comment about my autism but I never told her I have autism so I looked up at her and I said "how did you know I have autism?" And she said "You're reading how to train your dragon right now."

Do you guys this that somewhere in the world there's probably someone who loved the httyd books so much they actually got the dragon mark tatooed on their forehead?

Okay I am very much a girl but when someone calls me handsome I swear I fold like a lawn chair.

Felt a little too accurate

Just finished all the httyd books!!

What the fuck?

When I was 4 I had just grasped the concept of reality and the first thing I did was watch how to train your dragon and in the scene where stoick is yelling at Hiccup and disowns him for having a dragon I got so scared I started shaking

Just realised that not everyone calls an inhaler a puffer and I was telling an American girl about how I once seeded a puffer because I was sick and couldn't stop coughing and she thought I was talking about a vape

Did anyone else have horrific and graphic nightmares about being sold into the Viking slave trade because their older sibling decided one night that it'd be funny to read the 7th httyd book to them because they thought it'd be funny or is that just me?

Throwback to the time my dad got out of jaw surgery and we went to pick him up and he had this orangey yellow stuff around his mouth and I asked him what it was and he said it was piss

I know it's bad cus I wasn't putting effort in but I saw it on my pinterest and it screamed camicazi