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Guess therapy really helps you find yourself
just broke up with my therapist 😔 found out she was seeing other people
Okay, but have you thought about Sam and Dean having a badass entrance to 'The Boys Are Back' from High School Musical 3
how it feels to be the most off putting person ever and out weirding everyone you meet
welcome to another game of.. AM BI OR A LESBIAN WITH INTERNALISED HOMOPHOBIA!!!!!!!!!
first up tonight we have; finding men attractive but never wanting anything to do with them and only would have a relationship with them under extremely specific circumstances!!!!!!
woah mama we all go to hell
Mr. King, how do u feel about the american rock band My Chemical Romance?
Woah mama we toured back in '65
There's a horse. LOOSE in Hive Academy!
guess which show I binged while sick…(can’t fucking watch anything without thinking up a dp au for it)
danny phantom teen titans crossover au idea
Vlad tricks the Fentons into sending danny to Hive Academy (so he can learn to be his evil apprentice/son or some shit). maybe by saying that its a super prestigious school that anyone would kill to attend, or like, its a school that specializes in helping troubled youth and setting them up on the path to successes (yeah successful super villains), or some other vapid nonsense. either way Jack and Maddie fall for it and decide to send Danny there.
Danny probably doesn’t know exactly what Hive Academy(H.A.) is about, but he knows enough to understand that he doesn’t want anything to do with the place. maybe cause Vlad said something to him, or he overheard Vlad talking to someone about him attending. but he doesn’t get a choose about going, cause Jack and Maddie think it’ll fix danny’s school problem.(it won’t, its just replacing 1 set of problems for another)
from there, there would be a lot of danny+sam+tucker freaking out about danny not being there to protect the town from ghosts(maybe Jazz and Valerie too) And them trying everything they can think of to get danny out of it. nothing works but they still try.
after that Im not really sure about the specific stuff. Danny would probably do really well at H.A. cause the whole point of the place is to teach super powered kids how to use those powers (even if the reason completely clashes with danny’s morals) And then maybe Danny meets another kid there that doesn’t want to be a villain so the 2 of them team up to… idk, rat the school out to the heroes and shit happens from there.
most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders
“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”
LMFAO
also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude
“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”
“… No thank you.”
Eeee! So cool
consumed by the moss
Jared and Connor but it funnier if i give absolutely no context or tell you who's gay and who's homophobia
Love how everybody in the Gungrave anime still refers to Grave as Brandon. It’s like everybody heard Doctor Tokioka’s idea for “Beyond the Grave” and were like that’s stupid we’re not calling him that. Harry and the other upper echelon of Millenion still call him Brandon Heat, call that deadnaming or something.
My new fav thing to do on the incline (?) of a rollercoaster is to go "lmao, Vincent/stranger core" bc I'm cruel and like stranger more than I should.
? - wtf is the part before a drop called on a rollercoaster???
ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS IS BACK!!!
(They never left)
TOPHUCIUS DROP 💥💥💥 i’ve been on a grind lately tee hee 🤭
Indeed
Do you think he looks like a hamster?
Do you recognize this man?
Alexander the 1st of russia?
How has such a skinny girl got such a phat pussy?!?!
I have a shirt that matches those pants! I think they’d look lovely on the floor together
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Why so you can steal my genes? 😏
There just aren't enough HO-U-Rs in the day 🤣
Them: don't get in your head...
Me: "I FUCKING LIVE THERE!?!?!?"
I went to school with that T-rex
Ciri: I'm cold
Geralt: Here take my jacket
Jaskier: I'm cold too
Yennefer: Well damn Jaskier, I can't control the weather
Jaskier: *sitting in front of a camera* I tried to talk to Geralt and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail