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5 months ago
teks-emporium - Asks: OPEN

anyway happy 2009!


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2 months ago

This girl brought drinks over and as soon as she cracked one joked with me that I wanted to get her drunk so she'd have sex with me. I took the ice cold drink out of her very sober hand and immediately put my dick in her very sober mouth. Lol. Don't play with me.


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4 months ago

I've made it my mission personally to sit in every chair incorrectly because sitting normally means I've got manners.

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I do not in fact have manners....at all.


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1 year ago

my name is Charles Rowland, and I was killed in 1989!!!!


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1 year ago
Abraham Kane @ Mike

Abraham Kane @ Mike


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3 years ago

I got bored and started re reading my annotations on shadow and bone and can I just say I’m fucking funny why did no one tell me this before


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3 years ago

Harry: Don’t worry about me looking at other women in the streets my wife will do that for me

Ginny: Damn straight I will

Harry: Don’t you mean gay?

Ginny: Sorry. Damn gay I will

Ginny: Better?

Harry: Much


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