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keep your robins warm or else (this is jason btw)
A sibling trip to the Gotham City Zoo!
Jason needs glasses to read😫💕
I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.
Little kinda sad blurb
There’s a women who’s been coming to every Wayne gala since Bruce was a kid and every time she remarks about how much he’s grown. This time though he’s talking with Dick, Jason, and Tim no one knows how he convinced all three of them to show up. But she comes up and does the usual of how much Bruce has grown but she takes a look at Dick, Jason and Tim and gets a sad smile on her face and says you three boys look so much like Martha and Thomas, she pays her eyes with a tissue and walks away. All of them a bit surprised of course because the only one who should look like Martha and Thomas is Bruce. Bruce had tears in his eyes but no one comments on it ever and the three boys start to look for Martha Thomas’s features when they look in the mirror.
My take of Jason Todd in my style, whatever that is.
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Jason listens to Hozier a lot and so Alfred started playing his music to get him more acclimated to living in the mansion. Damien heard of him through Alfred after he started living with Bruce and became a big fan along with Cass and Kate. Ever else just gets used to it. Dick listens to him when something goes wrong on a mission or patrol.
Gotham City is located in New Jersey. WHY DOES NONE OF THE BATFAM HAVE ACCENTS????? Bruce probably learned to hide his along with Tim, but Jason should have one it would make sense.
the funny thing about people hating jack and janet for literally no reason is that tim probably has a better relationship with his parents than most tumblr users have
My biggest headcanon is that Jason was comforted by Death after he died.
That she soothed his tears before gently clasping his hand in hers. Guiding him to a place for resting.
"It's okay, Jason. Just grab my hand, and I will take you to someplace you can rest."
When he later came back to life, he would look down at his hand. Now much larger than it's had been back then.
But missing the warmth of her.
As she led the way to a place he no longer can recall.
fic recs of the week:
Bury Me Face Down by historical_allusions
Batfam, Complete, 8 Chapters, 42,303 Words
Every time Jason dies he wakes up back in his coffin again.
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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by iizukuus
MHA, Complete, 6 Chapters, 42,428 Words
Todoroki gets hit with a quirk that makes it impossible for him to sleep, his classmates have to watch his hold on reality crumble as each day goes by.
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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum
Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,394 Words
Dick time/dimension travels and gets dropped into an early days justice league meeting, of course he decides to mess with them while he's there.
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Boyfriend vs. Boy(space)friend and How Kuroo Tetsurou Apparently Can't Tell the Difference by LavendarSilver10
Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 14,751 Words
Kenma has tried to confess to Kuroo dozens of times, unluckily for him, Kuroo is denser than a fucking brick and doesn't take his confessions seriously.
🐟🐟🐟
Useless by coldandhotsoba
MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 4,134 Words
Shinsou gets mugged after getting locked out of his foster home for missing curfew.
*Tim being thrown back in time and deciding to not get attached to past versions of his family*
Also Tim: *somehow ends up with baby Jason following him around like a duckling*
Tim: ...well fuck
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fic: A Family History Rewritten by MysticMalady, TheBestTinyDragon
There goes Jaybird
He looks dead, that was my intention yeah
My spine didn't try to leave my body this time, win
Jason, kissing Roy: Hey sweetheart.
Roy, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Oliver: Did we miss something?
Dick: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Bruce: What game?
Tim: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Damian: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Clark: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Dick: Three weeks.
Bruce:
Oliver:
Roy (Arsenal), leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Jason: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Roy: I knOw. Ollie looked like he wanted to cry *laughs*
Jason, looking at Roy: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Roy: *sigh* Ollie's going to have a stroke.
Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Damian: good night tree
Damian: good night ghosts only i can see
Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
*Later*
Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?
Jason, walks around a corner:
Dick:*Screams*
Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.
Jason: he is
Dick: what?
Jason: what?
Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.
Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Jason Todd & Damian Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Dinah Lance, Diana (Wonder Woman), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Clark Kent, Jon Lane Kent, Talia al Ghul, Arthur Curry (DCU), J'onn J'onzz, Oliver Queen, Hawkwoman (DCU), Hawkman, Patrick "Eel" O'Brian, Red Tornado, John Stewart (DCU), Zatanna Zatara, Mari Jiwe McCabe, Billy Batson, Doctor Fate, Guy Gardner, Helena Bertinelli, Wally West, Kon-El | Conner Kent, M'gann M'orzz, Artemis Crock, Kaldur'ahm | Jackson Hyde, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Protective Damian Wayne, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Damian Wayne is Shrike, Jason Todd is Red Hood, batman is confused, but so is everyone?, Timeline What Timeline, Jason Todd Has Issues, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, to Jason at least Series: Part 1 of Lost birds Summary:
What if Jason never returned to Gotham but instead stole his little brother away from the LoA.
The JL is looking for more members and two new candidates seem to be The Red Hood and Shrike. The duo have been travelling around America, fighting crime and saving people, but not in Gotham. Batman is the only one who opposes this because no matter what, he can’t work out who they are.
The two heroes are trying to make better lives but there is only so much you can do when both your parents are partially insane, one doesn't know you are still alive/exist, and one will tear the globe apart to find her sons.
Steph: you know that can kill you right?
Jason, smoking a cigarette: that's the point
Tim drinking his "life juice": we're trying to speed this up
Dick eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!
Damian: GRAYSON! TODD! The girls wanted me to inform the both of you that they have challenged you to a water fight.
Dick: oooooooh we haven't done that in a while.
Damian: yes they will perish beneath us. We will drive them to the ground! WE WILL-
Dick: ok-ay. Jay, you coming?
Jason: gimmie a sec. The water js almost finished boiling.
Damian:
Dick:
Duke, who listened to it all from a concealed area of the room: THE FUCKING WHAT?!
I’m gonna be writing a fic to get my mind off of the election, don’t mind me-
Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
No i'm so fucking serious who in the hell is Hamilton?
No seriously tho
Batfam as things my family said pt.2
Jason(while robin): if i'm 25 and not covered in tattoos and have a motorcycle punch me in the face
steph: i’m convinced men are the ones with periods
dick: the eggs were carbonated
tim: i feel like a flintstone
babs: the mormons are out-
duke: actually ima be a stripper now
tim: what's goin on single fucks?
damian(talking to tim): i'm gonna put you in a box and send you to north Korea
bruce(to dick): what kind of crack are you on?!
dick(to bruce): the good kind obviously😃🔫
damian: i am not a demon for you to summon
cass: i have the butt of a ballon dog
The unholiest holiest mix of daredevil and the punisher
batfamily twitter but it’s tim drake being a rapscallion
batfam as things me and my family have said
Damian (talking to alfred the cat): don't put your butt on my drink
tim (referring to steph): holy batman she's pmsing
jason: if you value your life don't bring bruce into this
dick: i drank an egg 1/10 don't reccomend
steph: oh the little white man!
tim: i look straight and i hate it
damian: bernard wants you sent away drake he said so himself
steph: oh the purple nurple really got him