Jonah Magnus - Blog Posts

When ur reading your Spooky Fanmail and realize you have enough of it to start an Institute dedicated to your own selfish aims academic research into the esoteric and the paranormal.

As I already said somewhere on tt: "And on this episode of 'Jonah Magnus' "vaguely" homoerotic correspondence' we have..."

I don't want a friend group, give me whatever Jonah Magnus had going on with everyone simping for him.

So... How do I feel about Jonathan Sims trying to clear Elias Bouchard's name because he did nothing wrong other than smoke weed, have a very weird job interview and become the recipient for that pompous voyeur that goes by the name Jonah Magnus?

*crying* G-Good. I'm not having feelings for the bastard man, you are. Shut up.

And I know it could've just been Jon trying to just go all: "That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of 👁️✨"

But let me just i m a g i n e.

You know what I'm going to say...

"APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION"?! REALLY?!

You have to do a lot more for me to accept the apology, Jonah.