You Know What I'm Going To Say...

i think it’s time to check on my fellow jon kinnies. how are you guys doing during this not so fine day? not well i presume. i sure am not. we should start a therapy group.

shutup shutup jon and martin are on a farm with cows they are oN A FARM WITH COWS AND THEYRE HAPPY SHUTUTPTKFLKGKFKFJFNGNN

I know this is just me wishing stuff, but, hear me out:

Does this aufully sound like a marriage proposal, or is it just me?

i love how jons like “i cant find him because i dont have my superpowers” and melanies just like “okay but what about the superpower of using your fucking brain.”

(Season 4 spoilers, my dudes)

Oh yes, the dumb™ Jonathan Sims is back and ready to stick his nose or well, his entire body where he shouldn't!

the magnus archives au where everything is the same except instead of “the eye watches, and the stranger conceals, but me... i lie, archivist”, michael says “grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, i hurt people” like the scout in tf2

I dunno, I just wanted to compile them

My god, Daisy, I love you almost as much as I love when people make fun of the Archivist.

Also, he's thinking about Maaahtin <3

Psst. Hey. Fucker. *Kisses you* idiot.

I'm in an episode 111 mood...

*squeaky voice* Jonathan's discovering stuff! I'm so proud!