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we tried this and actually didn't hate it (cursed opinion)
don't do this
This is the kind of thing I love about tumblr.
What is the itsy bitsy spider if not sisyphus's fursona?
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Don’t worry you’re not a burden to society you’re an active menace
Fantasy concept: a world in which dinosaurs survived and coexist with humans, but only some of the smaller ones
they’re mostly harmless to people (although some of the more predatory ones might occasionally eat a small pet) so people feed them and keep them as pets
Some of them are smarter than dogs and cats and can use simple tools
People tend to underestimate the commitment it takes to have a pet dinosaur
In cities you sometimes find them scavenging roadkill and eating out of dumpsters
Dinosaur meat is very much a thing, you can get dinosaur nuggets at the grocery store made with actual dinosaur
There are also some traditions that use them as working animals for hunting, kinda like hunting dogs
There are a lot of dinosaur enthusiasts who go looking for dinosaurs and keep track of the species they’ve seen as a hobby
Anybody living somewhere other than a big city probably wakes up to dinosaur calls in the morning
In temperate areas you get big migrations with the changing seasons, a draw for the dinosaur enthusiasts
Like any other wildlife, at least some species can be a nuisance, people might like seeing dinosaurs roaming around their suburban neighborhood until they start pooping on everything and nesting in the garage
But they help keep the descendants of those giant Carboniferous bugs from getting out of hand
The struggle, the unceasing torment of resisting the desire to rend my own flesh…..
-me when I’m trying not to pick my scabs
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