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I just realised that my pfp has been a picture of my cat for over a year now. This is the only pfp I have ever had. That's awesome.

Something people don't know about me is that I absolutely love spam notifications like omg someone likes the content I'm making!!

This actually did happen to me a little over a week ago

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.

Hiccup: *gives her his card*

Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.

hiccup horrendous "gaslight" the third back in his cage looking at alvin like the man didn't dump him in a tree an hour ago

Yet another reason to hate the hidden world

In the second movie Valka had eyebags and wrinkles. In the third she looked like a Victoria's secret model

THATS NOT THE SAME PERSON

Something I 100% believe in is that Camicazi is a mamas girl and Big Boobied Bertha supports Camicazi's every decision as long as it doesn't put her in danger.

Camicazi wants to dye her hair? Bertha's driving to night owl and buying hairdye.

Camicazi wants to paint her walls? Bertha's already got colour swatches.

If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.

I told my friend about this idea and he said they should make them go hand gliding and their outfits will be ranked off of style and aerodynamics.

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

Went to see some monster trucks. Wore a skirt. Regretted it immediately.

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

so I made some httyd book art

Made a httyd oc because at this point I just had to

Let's be real. Xar is a monster high fan.

I changed my mind. "I think my mother was a teapot." Is just so much deeper and emotional for me.

Favourite HTTYD quote?

"Maybe all kings should bear the slavemark to show that they're slaves to their people and not the other way around."

Ove gotten so invested in the httyd books and the media surrounding it that I sometimes forget the httyd movies exist

My friend made a comment about my autism but I never told her I have autism so I looked up at her and I said "how did you know I have autism?" And she said "You're reading how to train your dragon right now."

Favorite Httyd character? 👀

Toothless 🔛🔝

But human characters I can't decide whether I like Hiccup or Eggingarde

What was your first reaction to How to steal a Dragons Sword like? I know I felt every and no emotion at the same time.

I loved it!! My favourite part was when Excellinor crawled out of the cauldron because I loved the picture. I was so mad when Snotlout threw that rock tho like omg

Best httyd quote?

If it’s too hard to choose, which book in the generally most quotable?

I think my favourite quote was in the epilogue of book of book 7 when Hiccup says "Maybe all kings should bare the slave mark to show that they are slaves to their people and not the other way around."

Or in book 1 when Hiccup gets mad at Stoick and says "What kind of father puts his stupid laws before his own son?"

U guys should totally ask questions about the httyd books on my profile 🤭 (if I don't aggressively info dump I'm gonna explode)

Put fingers together like a shy anime girl-

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