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*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!
Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
"The quickest way to brighten up a room is to smile."
No, the quickest way to brighten up a room is to turn the lights on.
I don't hate you. I slightly dislike you...enough to want to lock you in my basement and torture you for eternity.
Quick Guide for Arts Students
Since students have to make a lot of important career and study related decisions in a few short years, I decided to make this overly sarcastic guide for Arts students. Hopefully this helps. Step One: First you must score less than 60% in your tenth exams, because in India, it is unacceptable to be a smart Arts student. It is always assumed that you are an Arts student because you couldn't get into Commerce or Science. Step Two: You must spend your entire time in the college canteen, even if it serves only substandard vada pav and soggy idlis. Arts students are supposed to be drop outs and/or "weird theatre types." Step Three: The syllabus will require you to memorise the birth dates of obscure scientists, because logic. This will kill all your creative genes. For the sake of extremely necessary degree, deal with it. Satisfy creativity by table graffiti. Step Four: You are an Arts student. Sanskaar dictates that you are not on the same level as Science and Commerce students (apparently), therefore 99% in exams is out of question. But you must still get 99% in your 12th exams. Of course, questions in Arts papers are very subjective and as a result it's almost impossible to get 99% in them, but meh. Technicalities. Step Five: Everyone, from ancient relatives to the woman cutting your hair, is going to ask you about your results in the 10th standard. Lie and say you got 50% so that you don't have to hear the standard argument of "Arrey?! Aapko 92% mila toh aapne Science kyu nahi liya???" (What?! Why didn't you take Science if you got 92%???) It's actually easier to bear the judgemental looks rather than try to explain that you might actually be interested in Arts and Humanities. Step Six: Become a teacher.
Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.
Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.
How is it that yearbook messages can go from "You're amazing, fantastic, and beautiful" to "Thanks for not killing me in my sleep"?
Everybody, move your feet and feel united
Oh oh oh
Yeah!
Character A: “You destroyed their life!”
Character B: “I’m just being supportive.”
Character A: “How is that supportive?”
Character B: “They decided to hate me, so I’m helping them by giving them a valid reason to.”
I feel like introduction are in order.
Hello!!! I'm your resident sleep deprived depressed sarcastic rodent filled creative Lettie Rowe-Taylor. I am a traditional writer and artist, as in I like to do things the old-fashioned way because of the feeling it gives me and because I've been doing it since diapers. I like to draw traditional because, and I know it sounds stupid and pretentious, it feels like I'm giving life to what I'm doing despite my mind going a mile a minute sometimes.