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please commission my good buddy to write your blorbos for you, his writing is so fucking good
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Thanks, @prismkidd.bsky.social, for help with the graphic!
Examples of my work can be found here vastephens.wixsite.com/c-l-cascade and here www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
I'd love to work with ya!
announcing writing commissions!
for more info, check out my carrd!
Hello Tumblr! CJ here!
I know I haven't been very active on here and you have my apologies for that but I need your help!
I currently have until April 1st of this year to get a State ID and find a new place to live.
I am disabled and unable to drive so I can not hold a normal 40 hour a week job or get another job that pays more then my current retail position.
So I am opening commissions! If you can not commission, reblog and share this instead! It'll be appreciated!!
Details below the cut!
I will be charging 5 dollars for every 100 words.
Things I will not write:
Pedophilia
Incest
Rape/Non con
NSFW in general
Real person fiction
Things I will write:
Horror
Gore
Whump
Angst
Fandom stuff
OC/Self Insert/Sona stuff (please provide background information for this)
Fluff
Fandoms I'm in:
Malevolent
The Stanley Parable
Welcome to Night Vale
The Magnus Archives
The Magnus Protocol
Slay the Princess
DM me either on Tumblr or Discord at iamhidinginyourcloset
Again, thank you all and it's okay if you can't commission! Just reblog!!
Hi all! I’m doing a valentines discount, which will be available until the 12th February.
Want to commission a poem for your SO?
Want to confess to your crush?
Want a love letter written?
Then commission me!
I’ve made a carrd!!!
Ahhhh, this is so exciting, it’s my first time setting something like this up!
Here’s the link, for anyone who wants it:
HOLIDAY COMISSIONS:
Payment will be made via PayPal.
I’m up to anything and everything—DM me if you’re not sure.
I feel for you, recently lost a cat to cancer :(
Attention gravity falls enjoyers! I am opening emergency writing commissions because my cat needs meds and I’m poor!
I can write anything Gravity Falls-centric; AU, ship, NSFW, etc. I’m an English Lit masters student and I type 105 words per minute; you will have quality work within just a few days of commissioning and it’s for a very good cause 🥺
Deets under cut
I will charge 1 cent per word, with a $10 minimum. So:
1,000 words for $10
5,000 words for $50
10,000 for $100
For NSFW, there will be a price increase. Expect it to go to 2 cents per word, but we can negotiate specifics on a case by case basis.
I will accept commissions until I reach $150 to cover cat med costs.
If you want an example of my writing, check out my work on AO3, linked on my profile!
And here’s some pics of my scrungly old lady
Hey y'all, my husband's car just died completely. He's a delivery driver and earns the majority of our money, so this is very bad for us. He still owes $4k on it as well. He also drives me to work, as I have had recent seizures and cannot drive. So this car being dead is somewhat devastating.
I am opening commissions. If you choose to commission me, I will get your commission done within a week of you sending it in (probably faster than that), instead of putting you at the end of the line of my 50+ requests. Basically, it’s a fast pass system.
If you want something specific, please BE specific. I cannot read minds and do not want to disapppoint you.
$1 for general headcanons, alphabet, or profile
$3 for NSFW headcanons, NSFW alphabet, or profile with NSFW
$5 for 1,000+ word one shot
$7 for 1,000+ word one shot with NSFW
+$1 if you would like it private (please include an email or something I can send the finished product to)
My ko-fi link is here. Please keep in mind all posts will have yandere content.
(When answering a private commission, it will show in your blogs inbox, where only you and people with access to your blog can see.)
1000 words or less - $10
2000 words or less - $20
3000 words or less - $30
4000 words or less - $40
5000 words or less - $50
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Discounts are applied if I know you, or if we happen to be friends.
Just like my art, writing commissions are free for @certifieddorianandcassiansimp and @i-am-thoroughly-confused, given how dear they are to me.
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Writings will not exceed 5000 words. This is my own personal choice and I do not need a reason to give, thank you.
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Writings are more expensive than my art, due to the process being more time consuming than my art.
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I will write for OCs, but I will need a description of both their personality and physical attributes.
NSFW commissions are accepted, but only if the work happens to be an x reader.
Every commission must have a bit of an idea of how things will happen, it can't simply be (ship) fluff, or ____ x reader, angst. Please give me a slight idea.
I will write character x character, but only if it's legal. I will not write minor x adult, nor incestuous relationships.
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You can find the fandoms I write for here.
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If there are any questions about anything here, you can ask by dm'ing this blog, @g0dwat3r or @g0dwat3rwritings . If you'd rather not dm any of these blogs, you can send an ask to the same blogs. All questions will be answered at some point in time, thank you.
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My PayPal and Venmo are not currently up, they will be in time. This post will be updated when that happens.
As of the moment, the only payment process I have open is my cashapp.