I Know But Stretching Is BOOOORING /j

Doctors be like “before we refill your medication you need to make an appointment” and then I show up to the appointment and it’s just

“Does it hurt?”

“Yes, literally all the time.”

“Cool here’s your drugs, see you in three months.”

“Maybe I should just try the ingredients on their own first,” I think, imagining myself blankly staring at the wall while chewing a dry piece of lettuce in my apartment in total silence

Being a picky eater as an adult is so hard because I’m TRYING to expand my pallet, but every time I look up a recipe it’s like “this meal’s so quick and easy! It only takes 3 1/2 hours of prep, 6 hours of cook time, and 45 minutes to plate :) There are fifty ingredients, half of which you’ve literally never had in your life :) so if you don’t like this recipe or you forget to make it, I guess you’ll just have to throw out $50 worth of food that you have literally no other use for!! Have fun, super easy for new cooks, super fun and easy and quick :))))”

I can’t remember what I named him but I think it had a Ü in it

Hi I love her

She’s from Punch Punch Forever

GO WATCH IT👏

I am constantly fighting the urge to be horny on main and I just want you all to know how much restraint I exhibit on a daily basis

New video out today! If you’re looking for some motivation this week, one open up the Thera-Pets deck with me! All 64 cards were illustrated and written by Kate Allan, author of “You Can Do All Things:”

Also I got lost on the way to the mailbox today.

I would be so powerful if I could come up with puns. It’s the one skill I currently lack.

Really wish all the “low impact” exercise routines I find weren’t hyper focused on like squats and lunges and shit. Like bro, my knees DO NOT WORK. They simply do not function properly. If I do 15 squats today I’m not going to be able to walk properly for literal days.

…….but like I’m so tired and I NEED to work out to help with my fatigue, and I don’t have the attention span for yoga right now. So I do the five bajillion squats anyway.

And I’m stupid so I forget that that’s a bad idea, so when I’m in an incredible amount of pain just walking up and down the stairs for the rest of the week, I’ll be like

Join us for a silent auction benefiting two initiatives in Ga2a!

We have nearly 90 items up from prints to tattoos to embroidery to a custom ring to our out of print tarot cards!

Bidding starts on Friday at noon EDT and runs through July 12th at noon EDT.

Link: https://32auctions.com/novaandmali

Please note: some items don't have photos yet. I'm working on it and they'll be ready by Friday <3

Proceeds will be split evenly between the two and I'll post receipts!

Some of the items from us include: a signed copy of Mali's Star Trek comic cover, book bundles, out of print Classics 1 (our personal display copy), and our literal last set of tarot cards (also our personal display copy)

Bro the pizza is irrelevant, what matters is that you know you have inherent worth as a human being and that you deserve to be loved regardless of how productive you are or how hard you work. What matters is that you know YOU matter dude, like fr on god

Also yeah if you could pass me that last cheese slice that would be rad as hell actually

Dude for real though your worth as a human being is not dependent on how productive or “useful” you are. You could do nothing but lay in bed all today and you’d still be worthy of respect and care. Bro you are a living breathing human being and your life has inherent value. Like straight up you don’t have to do something impossible or world changing with your time on earth in order for you to matter. We are all specks of dust in the cosmos and the fact that you exist at all means you are important. Dude you don’t have to earn the right to live bro, like I swear bro, like no cap.