Me: Had A Long Week, I'm Now Rewarding Myself With More Emotional Turmoil.

season two but the finale is filling elias’s office with cement

anyways I thought it was fitting

Valentine's Day's approaching and I'm no closer to finding love:

But whatever it is, I hope it's going to be like whatever Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood have going on.

(Before any of you say it: No, I don't mean the apocalypse.)

Here it is!! My Tma season 5 Curses animatic that i’ve had in my head for 4 months!!!!!! (Major spoiler warnings for episodes 161 to 189). I’m rlly proud of how this turned out and also that I managed to finish it before the last ep airs so it’s like my one big love letter to season 5. In any case! Please enjoy!!!

I have decided that one of my favorite things about the Magnus Archives is that the one of the only unsexualized monsters or creatures (whether by the fandom or in the show) is the Vampires. I've literally never seen anything even mentioning them in a sexual or even romantic light. We were all collectively like "hnngnh seggsy hallway wife and husband 🥵♥️😳 werewolf cop lady step on me 🖐️😩 clown wife pls take my skin 🤪♥️🤡 oh vampire cool ig🙄 Where is my eyeball dilf at 👁️👁️🥵😍 prentiss🐛worm🐛me🐛pls 🥺🥺♥️"

I dunno, I just wanted to compile them

So um,,, loving the enthusiasm here Mrs. Jude Perry, but burn the dumb little archivist again...and, seeing how much you love the heat, I will drown you in a pool of ice.

When ur reading your Spooky Fanmail and realize you have enough of it to start an Institute dedicated to your own selfish aims academic research into the esoteric and the paranormal.

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.

martin "I have had to lie about much of my life in order to get by and at some point I just started adding stuff for fun" blackwood and sasha "there's no such thing as a true self, it's masks all the way down" james and jon "well if people get funny when they find out my age then I'll just tell them a fake one from the off" sims sharing a workplace with tim "what the hell is wrong with you people" stoker must have been a treat