Another Story Time Chiming In:

MC’s from 2020 be like: How can you not like someone who will put you out of this miserable cesspool of existence? 

Some ppl: How can you like this character?! He tried (succeeded) to kill MC!

Me: Bruh... I am from Brasil... I've seen things... Too many.

I assume a devildom rabbit would be sort of like the Monty Python bunny...

...but yes, OC Emerson is taking that bad boy home

So I had an idea based off of Beelzebub's card "Where did the Rabbit go?" And I thought what would a Devildom rabbit look like. And so this came to be.

A Devildom Rabbit

Funny enough, unlike the human realm's rabbit, these creatures are feared wild beasts known for their blood thirsty nature. They may look cute but they are one of the most dangerous creatures out there.

They have a diet of anything that moves and have been known to regularly eat lower ranking demons.

Though its a dangerous creature its fur is a rare and well sought after luxury. Though obtaining it is extremely difficult.

Strangely enough though this beast hunts anything it can find, it has a soft spot for humans. They will approach humans and wiggle around until they get affection and often follows them around without showing any aggressive tendencies toward them. They even go so far as to snuggle up to them and let the humans hold them.

One came up to Abel. Mammon's tried to fight it. But Abel picked up and refused to put it down.

Would your Mc/ Oc try to keep it as a pet?

Not normally real into Levi, but moe!Levi makes me feel all funny in my tummy

Day 3: Glasses

I've always wanted see Levi in glasses, and I am not disappointed...

I still need to work on it a little bit, but I just couldn't wait to put him up.

I just started this game and when MC was about to throw hands with Toa’s fan club...

YASSSSSSS

Once again one of the best things of court of darkness is the MC 😌👆

she really said we ain't doing no damsel in distress , I got you too 🤧👏👏

My two current game obsessions.

INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

Another random Twitter doodle, Satan as Louis from AfterL!fe!

Yeah so today I had to go to court and appear in front of a judge who, ever since I started practicing, has despised my very existence and finds a way to dress me down whenever anything goes haywire (or doesn’t go haywire, because that’s my fault too).

But anyway I was dreading going to work and it struck me that this is probably the way Mammon feels when he does some clownishness and is about to get the riot act from Lucifer. So I was like, hell with it, I’m gonna slap on my crow earrings and my gold eyeshadow (and some blue for big daddy Luci) and rock this appearance like I have all the confidence of a scummy tsundere second-born. And you know, it is kind of silly, but it did lift my spirits and made me laugh a little bit.

All of this is to say, I appreciate Obey Me! and all the awesome fans out there, because this year sucks and it is really very nice to be able to escape for a little bit into a fun game and see some great art and read some fluffy fics. It means a lot to me since most of my coping mechanisms like gym time and travel and bar-hopping are still shut down where I live. From the devs to the VAs to the fans, you never fail to brighten my day. It really makes this time bearable - and even fun!

And for that, thank you.

(and shameless selfies under the cut if you wanna pretend my liner is half-ass even)

I’ve been a prosecutor for as long as I’ve been an attorney. Nowadays, I prosecute child sexual exploitation, and I don’t feel bad at all for the motherfuckers I bury under the jail. 

But are cops bastards? Yes. I can tell you fucking stories of the times I got into screaming, cursing matches with police that I thought were doing a bad job and they didn’t like that I wouldn’t back them up. I can tell you that when I first started in a rural Southern county, the Sheriff told me, “well, I figured they’d hire a n------ or a woman”. I can tell you about my colleague, a Black woman who was a prosecutor, who got pulled over on her way to work multiple times because she was being profiled by the cops she saw in court every day.

Is the criminal justice system broken as fuck? Yes. I hated sending people to prison for drug crimes especially, because hell, if I got caught doing drugs in college, maybe I’d be in the same place. It fucks with you. That’s why I went to the sex offense work, it’s gross and awful and psychologically taxing, but I don’t have to wonder whether I’m prosecuting a victimless crime. I can feel like I’m protecting people instead of persecuting them. And my defendants are mostly white dudes, so my white privilege is a little bit lessened there.

Am I a bastard? Yes but I am a recreational bastard and I would like to be recognized for the hard work I’ve put in to be a bastard in my private life, thank you.

some people need to realize that acab means all cops and  not american cops 

Now I’m picturing Silvio Berlusconi cuddling a cow pillow and blushing and I may never recover from this.

Eve: I love all brothers equally! Lucifer... Mammon.. Leviathan.....Satan and Asmodeus *looks at smudged writing on hand* jingle bells and *squints* berlusconi

This message is for the late night scrollers, the ones who prowl Tumblr late at night for an escape. Looking for those fics that hit just right, that take away the hurt and make you feel like your comfort character is there, beside you, holding you, loving you.

Take a deep breath for me, in and out. They're there. Can you feel them? They know you struggled today and they're so proud of you! They're so happy to see you even if it's only in the dark, when you're hurting, when you need an escape. They treasure these moments with you, breathing in your scent, feeling you. God, how they love you.

I hope you find the story you need. The one that brings you comfort and peace that follows you into your dreams. I hope tomorrow is better then today and that you remember you are loved, even if the only love you can feel is from that fictional character you adore so much.

They believe in you and so do I, the random girl on Tumblr who's scrolling late at night too.

You have no idea how much I enjoyed this post.

I want Mammon to come work on my dad’s old Barracuda with me, and then get a speeding ticket in it because fuck the police. If he can ride one of our Triumphs, I will accept his proposal regardless of how many backup singers he can get.

Maybe it doesn't help you, but I asked my Car Friend his opinions on the car inspo and he basically said the same things you did, including the mustang front, but he said "corvette vents" on the side instead of mentioning Porsche

😯 That's very helpful actually. Everytime I look at Mammon's car, I just cannot place the vents. The Porsche mention was more so directed at the body line/style of it starting from about the door back. BUT Corvette vents!! The vents on the side are very similar to the vents on the 1963 Z06 (I had to do a bit of research to see if any specific model of Corvette had extremely similar vents- and check it out below! It should be the 3rd car here lol)

It definitely has to have drawn inspiration from quite a few cars! And at least two of them, the Corvette Z06 and the late 60's Mustang Fastback, are from the 1960's. The Nissan Fairlady Z is from the 80's.

Now, I got to thinking because of this ask, and comparing all three of our possible inspirations to the original... and I had an idea. The rear quarter panel above the rear tires... they bump up into a real pretty curve and then go back down to meet at the back piece where the tail lights are. I'm not really seeing that in any of the three we have. But, ya wanna know what it started looking like? Ferrari has produced some cars with a similar bodystyle. The 4th car below is a 1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS, and it shows some serious curves that I dare say are present on the rear quarter panel at least! The front quarter panel curve seems to follow more closely with the Corvette, curving down into a Mustang front end. Now, just to point out because I like writing out details, the rear half of the Ferrari is little bit longer than the car I'm so insistent on placing. Which is interesting because Ferrari is known for their mid and rear engine vehicles. The 1974 Dino 246 GTS is a mid-engine vehicle, so even with the longer rear, it's still a bit short and more similar to Mammon's car. But, Mammon's car has a shorter rear end overall, looking like it's too short to support a rear engine or even a mid-engine. This info, combined with the longer front end really says it's gotta be a front engine vehicle. This is just some small trivia I'm writing down because it might help lol

At the end of the day, all I'm saying is that it draws some serious inspiration from beautiful cars and that Mammon's taste in vehicles really fits him perfectly. We've got some heavy classic car elements going on in my opinion, and usually classic cars are already highly valued. With two of these inspos seemingly being higher end sports cars *the Corvette and the Ferrari*, combined with possibly some gorgeous muscle *the Mustang*, and of course maybe the more affordable sports car (compared to a Ferrari and Corvette, cause hot damn those are some expensive cars) *the Nissan*, you can definitely say this car was an expensive purchase. Between the possible value of the car as potentially a collectors/classic car, and probably the price he paid for it, this car is 100% Mammon in my opinion.

It's definitely gorgeous and if it was real I'd 110% jump at the chance to get my hands on it, both to drive and to possibly work on it under the hood.

(Images, in order:

Mammon's car

80's Nissan Fairlady Z

Late 60's Mustang Fastback

1963 Corvette Z06

1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS)