I just remembered that when I was in elementary school learning multiplication and division me and my entire grade all collectively forgot how to add and subtract so we all had to be retaught how to do it.
Radon in the air
You know how in the Russian accent they replace w with v.
Example: instead of water it pronounced vater
So does that mean that vodka's pronounced wodka?
Why aren't pagans more afraid of Starbucks baristas?
I DM'd for the first time today and it was so freaking fun! I didn't know what I was doing! I was coming up with a plot that's going to extend into other sessions on the fly! I did the voices! I'm coming up with a history for these NPCs! This is amazing!
Gotham city is just the reverse Disneyland. Instead of all of your dreams coming true it's all of your nightmares coming true.
Noo! Not only is he dead! But I messed up I have to erase so many squares. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SQUARES IN HARD BOILED!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Update: I did it again. There were two book related motives and I got them mixed up. I did the same thing like three times before I figured it out.
If you put an object down in a public place and leave it alone. if it moves on its own when you're not there and you come back to see it's shifted you'll probably think that someone moved it and be completely unaware that you have an object capable of moving on its own whenever it wants.
It could murder you and everyone would think it's the murder weapon and not the murderer.
You could get murdered by a sentient egg timer.
If you stab a cereal box are you a serial killer?