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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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I'm pretty sure All The Young Dudes has its own fandom at this point

Truly a masterpiece of fanfiction

you ever read a fic so good you want to write fanfiction for the fic?

I'm an insomnia always and forever

DREAMCATCHER ♡ Justice / 2024

is it just me or there was something going off with them two??? like the vibe was kind of toxic doomed yaoi

someone needs to make cocaine version of Love For Love's Sake so that whenever i'm feeling down i could snort a line and get high on that feeling of beauty and love and healing

I am craving something that will consume my soul.

Preferably something gay and produced in an Asian country

Bl shows and alcohol.

I am completely not normal about Love for Love's sake.

It brought up so much pain, so much emotion and trauma that I'd buried deep inside for the sake of my sanity. It opened up this small chest of sadness I carry with me at all times, and all of the things I thought I had worked through spilled out. Tae Myung-ha is a character I relate to on such a visceral level, from his perpetual weariness to his self-destructive tendencies. I relate to feeling like you're older than everyone else around you, like you already know better, like there is no point in trying.

In the very first scene we already get the feeling that something is wrong with Myung-ha. That question from Sunbae - I swear to god, I've had people say the same thing to me, and I answered in the same dismissive and sarcastic tone. Yes, I am drinking like I want to die, but, unfortunately, it's not working. So I'll go on drinking like that to see how far I can go before I keel over.

When my girlfriend said she loved me for the first time, I held her and caressed her cheek but I was screaming internally. I was doing my best not to run away. I swear to god I could hear the error alarm going off in my head. I accepted the fact that her and I have very differing views on what love is, and I tried so hard to prove to her that she didn't actually love me, that it was just infatuation, that it was too soon, that she was yet to know the real me, so she couldn't love me, right? Then I realized that I was hurting her, because throwing someone else's feelings in their face is a cruel thing to do, especially to my girlfriend, who has issues with expressing her feelings.

I still don't believe her. And I am trying so hard to accept the fact that people love me in the way they do.

One of my friends once told me that I needed to rely on others, that she loved me and cared for me, and that I needed to accept that. Refusing to accept someone's love for you can be just as hurtful as not being loved at all. Other people love you, and it's important to show them you appreciate their love.

if i had a nickel for every time i watched love for love's sake while hungover i would have 2 nickels. it's not weird that it happened twice, i plan on having many more nickels

love for love's sake rewired my brain and gave me that little push, that little glimpse of hope when i really needed it to keep going and for that i will forever be grateful

Just watched Love for Love's Sake in one sitting

Planning on going absolutely feral about this show during the upcoming week

Crying screaming throwing up

I need gmmtv to release something gay and dramatic STAT cuz im having a withdrawal rn please please give me some new gays

rooftop kisses will be the end of me

reblog and put who your top spotify wrapped artist was last year and if it changed this year

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

Can we talk about how the Thai remake of Goncharov captures this iconic scene almost frame-for-frame? Where we start to see the real weight of the family business finally being passed into Goncharov’s hands, and in this move the way he finally distances himself from his father’s control?

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

every fucking year we get another "no seriously tumblr is dying for REAL this time" scare and at this point i'm just taking an exhausted drag of a cigarette and staring out the window knowing damn well you are not even going to get me looking at another social media platform until either every last one of my beloved mutuals jumps ship to the same alternative or i log on here one day and there are actually red flashing lights all over my dash and an alarm blaring and a robotic voice telling me This Site Will Self Destruct In 24 Hours

i actually deeply despise the notion that only friends isn’t authentically queer simply because 2/3 of the couples ended up together. like aside from the fact that gay people end up happy together all the time, only friends is genuinely one of the shows that captures the queer experience on a level i’ve never seen before. like we joke about sand and the freddie mercury guy trying to make out once they find out they’re both bi but that’s real queer shit!!! nick and sand kissing and then laughing after they realize it did nothing for them is real queer shit!!! keira knightley was an extremely common awakening for bi girls, so having sand and ray talk about her and how pretty she is is real queer shit!!! mew and top moving in together after only a few months is real queer shit!!! boston’s cruising lifestyle is real queer shit!!! boston being as out and proud as he can without letting the general public know is real queer shit!!!! their friend group being entirely queer and so many of them having kissed or dated is real queer shit!!!! this show was crafted with so much deep love and care for the queer community and it pisses me off that so many people seem to forget that because it didn’t meet their expectations.

does that mean that troubled alcoholics with a lot of money are my type??

let’s be honest, everyone’s favorite ship dynamic is just a character they can project on or relate to, and a character who’s their type

He stole it from Chen Yi FOR SURE

#important

Second string? Ray these kisses were NOT the same.

jesus christ a month after i posted this this exact fucking situation happened to me i swear to god

"You're bi? I'm bi too" [start making out], P'Jojo did it, he broke bisexuals down to their bare essentials

A lot of people in the fandom were mad at Sand for not drawing the line right away and sorta slumbering through Boeing's entire slut agenda but folks

As someone who identifies so strongly with Sand as a character I was happy to see Ray step up and claim him so shamelessly, so confidently. Because saviors also need saving sometimes, and this was the reassurance Sand needed. This was Ray proving he was all in and not only for his own sake. Sure Sand should have established boundaries right away but damn it give him a break. It was meh morally but it was okay, it was understandable. He's got issues of his own, he is not there just to serve Ray's arc

Ray is like "Oh yeah my boyfriend is still in love with his ex" after watching Sand go into complete autopilot and giving the most dead fish kiss to Boeing

Like bro he kissed you right after that and it was like he was deprived of oxygen and you were his oxygen mask

What I am gathering here…is that Sand will keep taking people back regardless of what they do to him. This cycle actually only stops when they throw him away for good, not because Sand draws boundaries or has a sense of self worth.

With Ray showing up and saying “I’m sorry” this episode, Sand reacts with joyful tears. Over and over he takes this man back. And now about Boeing: Sand was clearly bitter about Boeing getting with Top and is resentful of Top for the majority of the show. Yet when Boeing appears before him, Sand like leaps off the stage to talk. Where’s the resent Sand? It doesn’t exist! Instead Sand asks him if he got that job he applied for. Insane my guy lolol.

And now two people are vying for him and he’s going to have to make a decision for and by himself.

We’re rooting for you sweetie!

No hate towards Force's acting skills, but he literally looks perpetually constipated the entire series

losing it at the way top just stares helplessly into the void while his two exes try to 1-up each other at pub trivia

yall we as a fandom are losing our shit

do you think we'll get gmmtv to reconsider their implicit veto on gl shows if we think hard enough

Let's try to manifest a good gl

I'm seeing people talk about dream female Only Friends cast and now I cannot stop thinking about my perfect Ray and Sand: Pat Chayanit and Fah Yongwaree.

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I just know Pat can do both Ray's annoying, rich boy vibes and also all the emotional nuance and depth.

(x)(x)

And I'm picturing Fah in a look similar to Jean from The Warp Effect, I think she would make a perfect Sand.

(x)(x)

We already know they work well together and have a nice chemistry.

And I know they can also pull off the heartwrenching and emotional scenes.

(x)(x)

Thank you to Sand for being my role model

He's someone I relate to very much and I see so much of my romantic tendencies in him

Only he does draw boundaries. He does have self-respect. He refuses to give up his integrity

Thank you so much maybe I do have a chance at a fulfilling relationship