Latest Posts by coff-beans - Page 4

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this site has learned to accept men's tits into their hearts. now i need you all to embrace women's flat chests.

IKR!! It’s so annoying, especially because out of everyone in the show Jaskier has been one of (if not the only) positive influences on his life, and they won’t even acknowledge the impact his relationship with Gertalt has had on him!

the thing i have the biggest beef with in the witcher netflix is the fact that the writers seem to. like. not like jaskier. like they make geralt be a dick to him “i’m not your friend” and then have geralt turn around and be friendly and affectionate with loads of other characters. moussack “old friend”, that flashback with eskel, “you’re important to me, triss” why can’t we get this same energy with jaskier. begging for a proper apology in season 3 that jaskier doesn’t have to basically fish out of geralt my dude deserves better

I hope Hobie Brown walks into my house and smashes his electric guitar over my head - killing me instantly

this is your reminder that if you're going to be posting spiderverse gifs / clips you NEED to tag them as flashing, eyestrain, etc.

seizures can kill. the lives of your disabled friends and followers are more important than a movie.

also, do NOT tag them as epilepsy, seizure, photo-sensitivity, etc. people use these tags to find other people like them. by putting them in these tags you are endangering them.

No but for real I dont think I'll ever be over Cavendish and Dakota, Dakota literally sacrificing himself over and over again to save Cavendishs life and he doesnt even know. Cavendish died so many times and every time without question Dakota saves him. And he doesnt even know. Cavendish doesnt even know just how loved he is. Dakota takes on all these time travel shenanigans, watching the most current version of himself sacrifice everything, as more and more versions of Dakotas join the island, over and over to save his partners life, because "its Cavendish, what can you do?"

What the fuck Milo Murphy's Law huh?

FUN FACT!!

The staff he pulled out of the mountain was actually 17,550 lbs!

Journey to the West is extremely funny and my arm hurts now

Chapters 2 and 3

More people need to see this, absolute masterpiece! <3

Journey to the West is extremely funny and my arm hurts now

Chapters 2 and 3

YES!! THIS!! It was so unsatisfying, and it took away from every character’s plotline! King didn’t get to be the one to defeat Belos (which he should have been the one to do). We never got the flashback scene with Philip OR with the Collector, which is more than deserved at this point. Along with Camilla being shoved away! Like-why was she even there then??? Same with the rest of the main cast, they were just shoved away!

i finale watched the owl house finale and omg

it was good but i literally sobbed because it was also so unsatisfying. the fact that that's literally the end but there are so fucking many story lines that could be explored in so much depth. it literally makes me so sad that that show is over; it had so much potential. fuck you disney

that scared me so bad :sob:

Just a simple little drawing with Wally Darling! I hope you all love this totally normal piece-

KEPT ALL HIS LIMBS I CAJNT-

All posters + versions without text, if anyone needed them:)

Funny story - the poster with baby Donnie was originally intended for the second round against MNMC. But I was sick that day, so when the voting took place I was busy lying dead on my bed and waiting for the inevitable defeat

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional. 

Hi there! I hope it’s not too late, but I would love to rant with you about any variation of TMNT!!

Honestly, I'm sending out ROTTMNT friend applications because my friends don't know shit.

(I love them, I do, but I can't take another day of them not understanding the multitude of memes I send them)

So please, someone help a guy like me because I have no one to rave about my head cannons too, and have no reason to rave about them in the first place!

I'm tired, and honestly just wanna sometimes have matching pfp's with another person, and for us to not talk for a week but then we randomly send a fanfic we like and we rave about it together whether we like it or not.

I want to hear info-dumps, I want us to ask each other to randomly do this thing for a video we'll probably never see, I want to share my thoughts about the silly turtle show.

I want to hear someone talk about a story I've never even heard of, and instead of sending me a link immediately, they just weirdly explain it until they finally send a link and we laugh about how bad the explanation was.

I think I'm just lonely tbh but whatever.

Anyway, someone better wanna do this as well or I will cry.

Looking to watch Villainous?

Hi there! For those of you who were looking to watch the series, “Villainous”. But can’t find where to watch it: either because it is out of your country/state, or on a streaming service unavailable to you. I was in the same place as you, but after a lot of searching- though, totally legal means. I managed to download the six unavailable episodes (I’m not counting Dreadful Dawn because that’s on YouTube), I was extremely lucky to find them in not only high quality but with English subtitles! The link below will take you to the google drive folder which contains the episodes, if there are any issues, feel free to message me!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rkxVErQXCdUze-ESIQaAXUpA49ECGGBo?usp=sharing

Okay now I’m actually curious. No making out option.

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

Reblog if you’re a 2012 Raphael stan and are stick and tired of toxic fans lying/badmouthing him, saying he’s “abusive”, a “bully”, and “doesn’t care about his brothers”.

I KNOW!! I just finished the episode and I’m in fucking tears rn, the dude fucking adopting them too! It was a found family thing and was adorable. I was loving every minute of it, then they FUCKING KILLED THE CHILD??? 

hey was anyone going to tell me that tmnt 2003 killed the robotic equivalent of a 3-year-old child or was I supposed to watch Nanos myself?

I just finished watching "S1: EP5" of the 2003 TMNT series, and I am in tears.

 I feel so bad for this random robot, it was a child. A CHILD. Hearing how they were talking about killing it like it was nothing hurt, and when Donnie used the flamethrower to demonstrate they were weak to heat. Dude, I felt so fucking bad. Although it was cute how this random street thug ended up adopting the robot, and genuinely showed real concern over them. THE ENDING BRO- He's sitting there holding the mask of his now-dead robot child, and CRYING?! WTF!? And the turtles acting like it's not a big deal? They are supposed to be the good guys, why can't they see how much that guy cared about his son?!

I just started watching 2003 TMNT

I’ve been on a personal mission to watch everything TMNT related these past few months, but I’ve been going backward. I watched the ROTTMNT series, then the movie. Then I watched the Bayverse movies, followed soon after by the 2012 series. After watching all of that, I discovered the Batman vs. TMNT movie (2019), so I watched that. Then I watched the 2007 movie. Currently, I’m watching “S1: EP1″ of the 2003 series. I’ve noticed many things throughout my time watching these shows, and I will most likely do multiple analyses on them. But for now, I’d like to mention something that has been bugging me. Raph’s accent. Each Raph has a different accent (so far), here is a list of what I’ve noticed:

ROTTMNT- 2018(/2022): Nothing special, just a basic American accent. Not a thick one, but if you listen closely you can still hear it being somewhat of a New York accent at times. 

Batman vs. TMNT - 2019: More of a New York accent mixed with an American one, his gravelly voice gets in the way of being able to tell his exact accent. 

Bayverse - 2014/2016: Heavy(?) Brooklyn accent

2012: Similar to ROTTMNT he doesn’t have much of an accent, except he doesn’t have any signs of a New York accent. If anything, I think I’ve heard someone with a voice just like his multiple times during my time living in Washington state. It’s not something that has a prominent accent. 

2007: Definitely more of a Brooklyn accent, not as heavy as in the Bayverse. But still prominent enough to be easily recognized when he speaks. 

HOWEVER-

So far, Raph’s voices have been an American accent, a New York accent, or a Brooklyn accent. So you can imagine my surprise when I start watching the episode and I hear a FUCKING AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!? LIKE?? HELLO????

As soon as I heard it I immediately thought of Steve Irwin, and now I can’t stop hearing it. It torments my mind like a plague being released upon those who have sinned. The shadows of the past Raphels watch me, they cast their piercing gaze upon my very soul. Looking upon me in shame all I can hear is the fucking crocodile man talking in place of what once was my favorite ninja turtle. I believe this is my curse, I have watched too many ninja turtles and the gods will not allow it. The mortal soul is not meant to know this much, and this is my punishment. I will forever bask in the knowledge of the TMNT that constantly resides in the back of my mind, it will pull at my mind until it breaks, and I hope it does. So then, and finally then. I will be released from my curse and brought back down to the chains of man. But alas, I know this shall not be the end. As much as I try to believe this to be my wish, I know in my soul that it is not the case. Even if I am given my escape if I am finally freed from my chains and able to walk along my mortal breathen once again. I will not accept, for I am an Icarus, and I have flown too close to the sun. My wax wings shall melt, but I will not learn. Even as I spiral down to the ground below, I will not regret what I have done. For I know that I would not have changed a single thing, that this is what I wanted. This is my curse, but it is also my desire. 

o wait nvm, it’s a New Jersey accent. Srry.

This is so good, it needs WAY more attention!!

Part 5 which also is final part!

I feel so sad I forgot one training part from this comic BUT I will make it as “behind the scene” kind of short comic later. I probably will add some extra pages where Leo practicing alone since I had to leave those out as well (via time jumping) - simply because I ran out of time (plus I’ve been suffering from bad headache today a whole day so I just wanted to finish these pages as quick and good as possible).

Part 1 -> LINK Part 2 -> LINK Part 3 -> LINK Part 4 -> LINK

@cathey-winchester-666, @sewerninno, @tmntspidergirl, @doctorelleth, @ninjawolfgirl21 and @turtle-babe83

Thank you ALL so, so much for reading, liking, reblogging and commenting this comic! <3 I honestly loved every interaction with you lovelies! :3 You probably have no idea how much every comment, like and reblog has mean to me, truly.

So, thank you all again from the bottom of my heart! *blowkisses*

I thought this was just a stupid kids show about turtles, WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

Do you means Bob's Burgers?

if i grow up i want to make an adult cartoon but with one ultimate twist no adult cartoon has dared to do before

the protagonist has a good father

All of the Class 3-E teachers are Demiromantic, nobody can convince me otherwise. Also, Karasuma is 100% Asexual. 

If you think this is bad, you might actually die when you get to "Blue" and the "Moonlight" scene.

Minor spoilers for Red Dwarf!

I've been binge-watching Red Dwarf for the past two days and I'm right now up to the episode where Rimmer becomes a hard-light holagram, and I'm LOSING IT over that fact that the first thing he touches is Lister, on the shoulder, as he's never touched anything for like three million years.

FACTS!! They already ruined Hulk World for me, can’t they just let my boy rest? Why continue to torment him like this??

She-Hulk is Ragnaroking my Bruce :/

ACCURATE!!

the feminism leaving my body after seeing that one scene from she-hulk

Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

When female bodybuilders gain muscle, their chest is more muscle than their breast. So factually, she-hulk wouldn't have a large chest. She would have a small one and would be just as ripped as the Hulk. She-hulk should also have the same length of hair that she had before transforming. It's not even explained as to why it's longer, they just added that for sex appeal. Also, if they did make her realistically ripped. They should hire an actual female bodybuilder, don't make CGI abs.

Example image below:

Now here is an image of She-Hulk:

You see how the chest area is much larger, and the body is hourglass-shaped? Look back up at the realistic one, then look at She-Hulk. Notice a few changes? That's because the creators are sexist(+stereotypical) and decided that she must have a “perfect” hourglass figure, with a big chest and "sexy hair". Even if none of it makes sense or can be explained, the Hulk didn't MAGICALLY get huge tits-

Wait. No, he did, nevermind, that doesn't count they are man tiddies. When it comes to male bodybuilding, they actually gain pectoral muscles. It's quite a fascinating subject, women lose breast muscle in place of the muscle they gained. Making their chest smaller, however, when it comes to men. They gain pectoral muscle, giving them man tiddies. As shown in the image below:

After looking at that, check out the Hulk:

IT’S REALISTIC!! THEY GAVE HIM THE MAN TIDDIES!! Hulk should be the one with the large chest, while She-Hulk would have slim to none in comparison. 

When it comes to the love interest, that plotline plot should have been dropped altogether, or at the very least, briefly mentioned over the episodes. Like, subtle things here and there, such as mentioning a date but not going into heavy detail about it, having a guy in her contacts with hearts on the contact name, etc. But the way that they did it is horrible writing if your story can't survive if a single plotline is removed. Then it isn't ready, it needs to be fleshed out far more before it is ready for public viewership. 

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I will probably rant more about this in the future. Until then, we cherish the Hulk’s realistically massive man tiddies. 

Trying to find something

It was in a vine compilation, the henchman had a misunderstanding with the evil boss and it ended up being super gay. They had a picnic inside the room while laughing at the heros dying outside?

There's another one-

(agian, make sure to turn brightness up)